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What do i feed him?

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  • 08-09-2010 8:31pm
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    Mrs Garth Brooks
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    Ok so i might have some guy call around to my place some time. When i say some guy, i mean i really really fancy him and want to make a good impression on him. So would like to be prepared and have food in the house, well food he might like.

    Now i dont know what he might like so if there's any guys out there, what makes a good breakfast? Or should i forget the food and just buy the condoms?


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    FreudianSlippers
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    I only eat caviar and foie gras. Get caviar and foie gras.





    oh, and icecream.


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    Mr Benevolent
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    Steak and a BJ. Seriously.


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    El Weirdo
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    Fur burger.


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    MonkeyTennis
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    Custard


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    Joey the lips
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    Pizza that night and a breakfast roll in the morning.... You can always have fruity condoms for something to suck on during the movie.


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    KeithAFC
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    Frosties :)


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    KeithM89_old
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    Anything - if he thinks hes gonna get some - he'll grin and bear whatever you make.

    Also, Rohypnol


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    Kiwi_knock
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    Concentrate more on what you are wearing, the less you wear = the less edible the food has to be


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    Cullen82
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    Ya always know what you're getting with McDonalds....ya might even get away with saying you made it:D


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    LimerickDan
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    The way to a man's heart is Meat!! good Steak, Hearty food. No vegetarian Crap.

    and if food dont work, Just lay urself on a plate!

    He lick that plate clean!

    :eek:


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    FreudianSlippers
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    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Anything - if he thinks hes gonna get some - he'll grin and bear whatever you make.

    Also, Rohypnol
    HURRAY FOR FLOORIES!


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    dan185
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    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    Or should i forget the food and just buy the condoms?

    I have a boner


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    WindSock
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    Feed him the length of your strap on. Or give him some oysters and watch intently how he tackles them. If he recoils in disgust, kick him out!


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    FreudianSlippers
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    do that nude sushi plate thing. Can I come over for breakfast then?


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    KeithM89_old
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    Gotta say it: Pics of GTFO :)


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    super_furry
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    Chips. Served in your knickers.


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    Cullen82
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    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    Or should i forget the food and just buy the condoms?

    Can't imagine they'd go down well :pac::pac:


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    El Weirdo
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    Cullen82 wrote: »
    Ya always know what you're getting with McDonalds....ya might even get away with saying you made it:D
    Only if the OP looked like this.


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    FreudianSlippers
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    Cullen82 wrote: »
    Can't imagine they'd go down well :pac::pac:
    I am shaking my head right now. lol


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    FreudianSlippers
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    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Only if the OP looked like this.
    I think you mean this


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    Wade in the Sea
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    Why not just ask him on the way home, as in, how would you like my eggs in the morning? :P


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    Lux23
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    Well Steak and mash for dinner and a full fry up for breakfast, don't do anything fussy thats hard to eat if he is a nervous type.


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    coffee_cake
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    All I can tell you is they eat a hell of a lot of food for breakfast, even if they claim otherwise


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    Terry
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    Let him drink from the furry cup.


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    PeterIanStaker
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    Whatever about the food, definitely buy the johnnies, its better to have them and not need them, than to need them and not have them!!


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    Mrs Garth Brooks
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    Alot of it is hassle. Cornflakes it is. Or weetabix with strawberries?


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    storm2811
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    OisinT wrote: »
    I think you mean this

    I think you mean This


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    mr kr0nik
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    Terry wrote: »
    Let him drink from the furry cup.

    Aye, but beware..

    If it smells like trout he'll throw it out, if it tastes like chicken he'll keep on kickin'


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    King Felix
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    Don't give him crabs, whatever you do.


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    Coriolanus
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    Honestly, cook him a steak and egg breakfast. He'll remember that. Everyone does fries and ****.
    Steak and eggs, scrambled, fried, doesn't matter. Just steak and eggs. Breakfast of motherfúcking champions, seriously.


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