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What do i feed him?

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    #92
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    lmao..there's some fúcked up people out there


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    #93
    scientific1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭scientific1982


    Steak and mash/chips. Trust me.


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    #94
    FruitLover
    Registered Users Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    Seafood kebab


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    #95
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,187 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Wedding cake.

    And watch him bolt for the door :pac:


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    #96
    Killer Wench
    Registered Users Posts: 2,386 ✭✭✭Killer Wench


    I reckon something not too yeasty. :P


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    #97
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,211 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Be funny if he was a boardsie, wouldn't know what to expect

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #98
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    OP: So when can I see you again

    Guy: ......never.

    OP: b-b-but you said it was the best sex ever....

    Guy: It was........but you can't cook for ****.


    Seriously this will happen if you don't get your act together OP


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    #99
    mikerowsopht
    Closed Accounts Posts: 283 ✭✭mikerowsopht


    Feed him your Baps


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    #100
    General Zod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    just order a pizza and when it arrives stick you head in his lap. he won't care after that.


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    #101
    flutterberry
    Registered Users Posts: 31 ✭flutterberry


    men seem to like milk so i would stock up on that


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    #102
    mikerowsopht
    Closed Accounts Posts: 283 ✭✭mikerowsopht


    I like to purchase popcorn from cinema's, then put a hole in the bottom of the carton and put your lad in it.

    then offer her some popcorn

    ooo mee kernel


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    #103
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    If you're nice looking you can serve up a nice dish of ratcakefishtomatoe served with hair for all he cares.. In addition, pics or GTFO


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    #104
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    <_< Food?

    >_> Fanny?

    <_< Food?

    >_> Fanny?

    <_< Food?

    >_> Fanny?

    <_< Food?

    >_> Fanny?

    <_< Ghey?

    >_> Straight?










    (disclaimer - the above may confuse Americans_


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    #105
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    sallystar wrote: »
    If you make him dinner, he should take you eat you out for breakfast. ;)

    FYP


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    #106
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Edible underwear followed by fish supper.


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    #107
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Feed him anything, us guys aren't fussy. Just make sure you are slowly eating and enjoying any 'phallic' shaped item of food at the same time. That should focus his mind for you.


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    #108
    starlit
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    medicman2009 wrote: »
    Feed him anything, us guys aren't fussy. Just make sure you are slowly eating and enjoying any 'phallic' shaped item of food at the same time. That should focus his mind for you.

    As in oysters, a banana, a sausage, chocolate, whipped cream? Something sugary and white!??:P


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    #109
    Banned Account
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    snuggles285 wrote: »
    As in oysters, a banana, a sausage, chocolate, whipped cream? Something sugary and white!??:P

    Oh dear - we have a spitter :rolleyes:


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    #110
    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Fitzcaraldo wrote: »
    Oh dear - we have a spitter :rolleyes:

    Oh dear what? :confused:

    OP just cook a delicious meal thats all a guy would like something tastey like irish stew, its what happens after is what he will remember more.


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    #111
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    snuggles285 wrote: »
    Oh dear what? :confused:.

    Ah come on - it's not exactly "sugary" now is it?


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    #112
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Fitzcaraldo wrote: »
    Ah come on - it's not exactly "sugary" now is it?

    It is sweet if the chap is lacking in something, apparently. Can't remember what, but I don't think it's sugar.


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    #113
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    lads, he was coming over (her) last night, stop suggesting food and start demanding pics/details/embarrassing stories from the OP!


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    #114
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    WindSock wrote: »
    It is sweet if the chap is lacking in something, apparently. Can't remember what, but I don't think it's sugar.

    Sodium?


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    #115
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Hopefully he fed her more then she fed him.

    *nudge*nudge* eh eh!


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    #116
    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Fitzcaraldo wrote: »
    Ah come on - it's not exactly "sugary" now is it?

    What are ya on about? I'm on about something like white marshmallows!;)


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    #117
    phill106
    Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    I call shennanigans! And troll!


    Seriously though, i looked up hot lunch on urbandictionary and my eyes are watering from laughing, thats sick!


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    #118
    TheZohanS
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    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    Alot of it is hassle. Cornflakes it is. Or weetabix with strawberries?

    How did that work out for you then?


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    #119
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    phill106 wrote: »
    I call shennanigans! And troll!


    Seriously though, i looked up hot lunch on urbandictionary and my eyes are watering from laughing, thats sick!
    Thirded.


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    #120
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,517 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    A portuguese breakfast is definitely needed the next morning


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