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Who's Circumcised?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    WindSock wrote: »
    Lets just say, at least we now have our citizenship ;)

    At some fking cost :(

    obviously a male orientated thread, but womens opinions are valuable here me thinks...women were also granted their entitlement to opinions at some stage in the recent future too yeah? :D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,610 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    was with an american girl who just couldn't seem to understand why i had it or what it was for.

    Fair to say though she was only about 9

    :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭BigDuffman


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    was with an american girl who just couldn't seem to understand why i had it or what it was for.

    Fair to say though she was only about 9

    :eek: did you atleast offer her a packet of sweets first?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    was with an american girl who just couldn't seem to understand why i had it or what it was for.

    Fair to say though she was only about 9

    http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/Pedo%20bear.png


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    You cant beat a bit of an aul foreskin


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Nope but think I probably need to for medical reasons.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭PaddyBomb


    Im circumcised.


    Because I don't come from the hood.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    Insurgent wrote: »
    Nope but think I probably need to for medical reasons.

    eeeewwwwwww.

    sorry


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    1) Kiera and Windsock, - What the fcuk are you on about:confused:

    2) I always figured that mine would feel nicer for the wimminz than a circumcised one due to the skin forming an extra ridge?

    Well, that's what I tellz myself anyhoo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,566 ✭✭✭GrumPy


    I is.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    on the very rare occasion i look at porn - ahem - if i see a non-circumcised cock i'm slightly disgusted by it...no offence, it just seems weird to me having this big flap of skin moving up and down the top of the bell end. does this work in reverse?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    on the very rare occasion i look at porn - ahem - if i see a non-circumcised cock i'm slightly disgusted by it...no offence, it just seems weird to me having this big flap of skin moving up and down the top of the bell end. does this work in reverse?

    yeah but considering that it's been a long time since i've seen a porn star with it on,hopefully there's a gap in the market,i'd love to be a porn star.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    orourkeda wrote: »
    You cant beat a bit of an aul foreskin

    Puberty says otherwise. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    on the very rare occasion i look at porn - ahem - if i see a non-circumcised cock i'm slightly disgusted by it...no offence, it just seems weird to me having this big flap of skin moving up and down the top of the bell end. does this work in reverse?

    Yes but if you don't have foreskin you can't shout 'Peekaboo' every time the helemt pops out from under it when you're **** in front of a bird so you see what they are missing out on :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    They tried but the scalpel broke.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    yeah but considering that it's been a long time since i've seen a porn star with it on,hopefully there's a gap in the market,i'd love to be a porn star.

    ahhhh there's still a few out there alright.

    dirty mangy b'astards with their horrible foreskin :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    1) Kiera and Windsock, - What the fcuk are you on about:confused:

    2) I always figured that mine would feel nicer for the wimminz than a circumcised one due to the skin forming an extra ridge?

    Well, that's what I tellz myself anyhoo.

    There are no wimmins on the nets, babe ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Kiera wrote: »
    There are no wimmins on the nets, babe ;)

    Yeah he said wimminz......:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Kiera wrote: »
    There are no wimmins on the nets, babe ;)

    That explains why all the ones I see on the net like the bumsecs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    very surprising poll result for me, more than 35% have a loose hanging bell-end at the moment. thought it'd be much lower


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    very surprising poll result for me, more than 66% have a loose hanging bell-end at the moment. thought it'd be much lower
    Circumcision for cosmetic reasons isn't very common outside America.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    was with an american girl who just couldn't seem to understand why i had it or what it was for.

    Fair to say though she was only about 9

    :D Just spewed coffee on my monitor


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,050 ✭✭✭gazzer


    I had it done when I was 12 for medical reasons. I still remember having to bathe it in luke warm water with Savalon for a week afterwards, even know I can remember the pain.

    Funnily enough my brother had to get it done when he was in his 20's for the same reason as me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    I don't think I've ever...eh, experienced a circumcised willy. I don't mind a bit of turtleneck...I can't imagine giving a handjob without it :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 477 ✭✭Flyin Irishman


    I got it done when i was around 2. Apparently I had been taught to say "snip snip" and make a scissor motion with my hand when asked why i was going to the hospital, just to entertain my family, a few of my older cousins still laugh about that.... *shame emoticon?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    I don't think I've ever...eh, experienced a circumcised willy. I don't mind a bit of turtleneck...I can't imagine giving a handjob without it :confused:

    My heroine.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,744 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Yup, man flap still intact.

    -Funk


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    kfallon wrote: »
    My heroine.....


    Ummmm...thanks?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,838 ✭✭✭Nulty


    I don't think I've ever...eh, experienced a circumcised willy. I don't mind a bit of turtleneck...I can't imagine giving a handjob without it :confused:

    Ha! Turtleneck

    :pac:

    Yes, I still have all of my willy in tact.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,745 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    I don't think I've ever...eh, experienced a circumcised willy. I don't mind a bit of turtleneck...I can't imagine giving a handjob without it :confused:
    My OH is circumcised and it certainly is odd to handle one without a foreskin. I'm always afraid I'll hurt him because the skin doesn't have the 'give' that I'm used to.

    He doesn't know why he was circumcised and his parent's arent' forthcoming with an explanation.

    If anyone tries to chop anything off any son of mine without a serious medical reason they'll have to go through me.

    Oh, and any lads who have been circumcised and are annoyed about it; you can grow your foreskin back. Since it's just skin you can stretch it, either by tugging on it for 15 minutes a couple of times a day (a sustained pull, not a ****), or you can get weights that you can attach and then just leave it to grow. There's an episode of Bullsh!t on surfthechannel.com that deals with it.


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