Who's Circumcised?

thebigbiffo

Come on, out with lads (no pun intended). This is not a jewish country, us foreskinless types are surely in the small minority. Personally, I think being circumcised is cleaner, looks better and (probably, cos I was like 4 when i got the snip) feels better in the sack.

What was the reason? Medical, religion or emo-esque self harm...what do other lads think and do women prefer their men cut or not, or do ya not give a f'uck?

Celly Smunt

not me!

Captain Average

I am. I have a big nose too, but I'm not a Jew.


Edit: I don't know the reason, I've never really found the want to have a conversation that begins with "Ma, why do I have no foreskin?"

Sykk

Nope, cheesy as ever.

kfallon

Nope - still got my Jewish chewing gum there!!

easyeason3

Never saw a skinned sausage before.
Post a pic for educational purposes

Kiera

Yup.

It's not hard to keep clean.. And a glans thats out in the open the whole time will lose it's sensitivity.

Loose foreskin ftw.

kfallon

It doesn't bother me if I'm circumsized or not, so long as I can 'spew me goo' that's all that matters!

Thank you and goodnight!

WIZE

Not me . They said they would have needed a guillotine to do me

bazmaiden

Ladies I wasn't circumcised,


I was circumnavigated

WindSock

Kiera wrote: »

Yup.

I hear ya, sista

krudler

Never gotten any complaints anyway from girls, most of them prefer it tbh, looks nicer apparently. Although procedures to make a vag "look nicer" are seen as mutilation, whereas circumcision is standard and done the world over, doesnt seem right tbh. I'm not sure if I ever had a kid if I'd get it done to him if there was no medical reason.

Berty

Yep and I didn't get much choice in the matter.

Watching Eastenders you wonder do girls really recoil at the sight of a Penis with our without a foreskin?

My poor nephew got the chop 4 weeks ago. Its really weird seeing my sister in law and all her female friends talking about it to the child. Weirdo's.

admiralofthefleet

no, cheesy bellend brie all the way

krudler

Deleted User wrote: »

It's not hard to keep clean.. And a glans thats out in the open the whole time will lose it's sensitivity.

Loose foreskin ftw.

its not like us circumcised lads walk around with it "out in the open" all the time:D maybe I should though, put some stock on display...

thebigbiffo

Kiera wrote: »

Yup.

WindSock wrote: »

I hear ya, sista

i dont get it?

johndoe99

i was 18 when i got the snip over 20 years ago, and during the healing process one day the stitches broke (men will understand how), i had to go back to have the stiches redone. I chose a local anaesthetic as the waiting list was only a week.

A female surgeon done the procedure, and to get the ball rolling she had to stick a syringe into the head of my **** and by god that was painful, she looked at me and said, surely thats not that painful, i remember saying, well how would you know.

Celly Smunt

i have a question,ya know when you're circumcised? does your japper not hurt like mad when it rubs off clothes?

Kiera

thebigbiffo wrote: »

i dont get it?

That's cause they threw it out after we got it done.

kfallon

johndoe99 wrote: »

A female surgeon done the procedure, and to get the ball rolling she had to stick a syringe into the head of my **** and by god that was painful, she looked at me and said, surely thats not that painful, i remember saying, well how would you know.

She was a part time actress, you may have seen her in a well known film, The Crying Game....ring any bell(ends)???

thebigbiffo

johndoe99 wrote: »

i was 18 when i got the snip over 20 years ago, and during the healing process one day the stitches broke (men will understand how), i had to go back to have the stiches redone. I chose a local anaesthetic as the waiting list was only a week.

A female surgeon done the procedure, and to get the ball rolling she had to stick a syringe into the head of my **** and by god that was painful, she looked at me and said, surely thats not that painful, i remember saying, well how would you know.

jesus h christ you just described my very worst nightmare...needle in the bell-end *cringes*.

and for my next question, could ya not leave yourself alone for a few days!?

Captain Average

pmcmahon wrote: »

i have a question,ya know when you're circumcised? does your japper not hurt like mad when it rubs off clothes?

Nope. Not at all. May be different for those who've been more recently snipped though.

WindSock

Berty wrote: »

Watching Eastenders you wonder do girls really recoil at the sight of a Penis with our without a foreskin?

No.

thebigbiffo

pmcmahon wrote: »

i have a question,ya know when you're circumcised? does your japper not hurt like mad when it rubs off clothes?

nope.

Celly Smunt

thebigbiffo wrote: »

nope.

Captain Average wrote: »

Nope. Not at all. May be different for those who've been more recently snipped though.

thanks boyo's

kfallon

Jaysus I'd love a woman's hand round me 'womb broom' now, start the BH weekend off in style!

WindSock

thebigbiffo wrote: »

i dont get it?

Lets just say, at least we now have our citizenship

At some fking cost

genericguy

im not. i think the fact that it's compulsory in america is disgusting though.

Sulmac

genericguy wrote: »

im not. i think the fact that it's compulsory in america is disgusting though.

Not compulsory, just very common.

Celly Smunt

genericguy wrote: »

im not. i think the fact that it's compulsory in america is disgusting though.

was with an american girl who just couldn't seem to understand why i had it or what it was for.

Fair to say though she was only about 9

thebigbiffo

WindSock wrote: »

Lets just say, at least we now have our citizenship

At some fking cost

obviously a male orientated thread, but womens opinions are valuable here me thinks...women were also granted their entitlement to opinions at some stage in the recent future too yeah? :D

My name is URL

pmcmahon wrote: »

was with an american girl who just couldn't seem to understand why i had it or what it was for.

Fair to say though she was only about 9

BigDuffman

pmcmahon wrote: »

was with an american girl who just couldn't seem to understand why i had it or what it was for.

Fair to say though she was only about 9

:eek: did you atleast offer her a packet of sweets first?

thebigbiffo

pmcmahon wrote: »

was with an american girl who just couldn't seem to understand why i had it or what it was for.

Fair to say though she was only about 9

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orourkeda

You cant beat a bit of an aul foreskin

petes

Nope but think I probably need to for medical reasons.

PaddyBomb

Im circumcised.


Because I don't come from the hood.

genericguy

Insurgent wrote: »

Nope but think I probably need to for medical reasons.

eeeewwwwwww.

sorry

Banned Account

1) Kiera and Windsock, - What the fcuk are you on about

2) I always figured that mine would feel nicer for the wimminz than a circumcised one due to the skin forming an extra ridge?

Well, that's what I tellz myself anyhoo.

GrumPy

I is.

thebigbiffo

on the very rare occasion i look at porn - ahem - if i see a non-circumcised cock i'm slightly disgusted by it...no offence, it just seems weird to me having this big flap of skin moving up and down the top of the bell end. does this work in reverse?

Celly Smunt

thebigbiffo wrote: »

on the very rare occasion i look at porn - ahem - if i see a non-circumcised cock i'm slightly disgusted by it...no offence, it just seems weird to me having this big flap of skin moving up and down the top of the bell end. does this work in reverse?

yeah but considering that it's been a long time since i've seen a porn star with it on,hopefully there's a gap in the market,i'd love to be a porn star.

chin_grin

orourkeda wrote: »

You cant beat a bit of an aul foreskin

Puberty says otherwise.

kfallon

thebigbiffo wrote: »

on the very rare occasion i look at porn - ahem - if i see a non-circumcised cock i'm slightly disgusted by it...no offence, it just seems weird to me having this big flap of skin moving up and down the top of the bell end. does this work in reverse?

Yes but if you don't have foreskin you can't shout 'Peekaboo' every time the helemt pops out from under it when you're **** in front of a bird so you see what they are missing out on

phasers

They tried but the scalpel broke.

thebigbiffo

pmcmahon wrote: »

yeah but considering that it's been a long time since i've seen a porn star with it on,hopefully there's a gap in the market,i'd love to be a porn star.

ahhhh there's still a few out there alright.

dirty mangy b'astards with their horrible foreskin :P

Kiera

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

1) Kiera and Windsock, - What the fcuk are you on about

2) I always figured that mine would feel nicer for the wimminz than a circumcised one due to the skin forming an extra ridge?

Well, that's what I tellz myself anyhoo.

There are no wimmins on the nets, babe

kfallon

Kiera wrote: »

There are no wimmins on the nets, babe

Yeah he said wimminz......:D

Banned Account

Kiera wrote: »

There are no wimmins on the nets, babe

That explains why all the ones I see on the net like the bumsecs.

thebigbiffo

very surprising poll result for me, more than 35% have a loose hanging bell-end at the moment. thought it'd be much lower