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  • #92
    CUCINA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CUCINA


    "You didn't read the charter! You didn't read the charter", he kept repeating to himself...then the man in the wheelchair with the funny voice realised that he was only having a bad dream.


  • #93
    minister poxbottle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 439 ✭✭minister poxbottle


    hawkins was confused after this terrible nightmare,he read the charter over and over non stop for three days and three nights. Then came to the conclusion the universe would be a better place without sarky


  • #94
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    GHAY


  • #95
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    sNarah woke up screaming from here nightmare about a world in which Sarky did not exist. If there were such a world, that would not be the kind of world sNarah would want to live in!!!


  • #96
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Ah but luckily, there he was, Sarky the house-gerbil, still safe in his cage, running around happily on his hamsterwheel.


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  • #97
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    The hamsterwheel .... OF DOOM


  • #98
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    PoomPoomPoom (dramatic music hussle)


  • #99
    minister poxbottle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 439 ✭✭minister poxbottle


    You need to up the medication


  • #100
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    said Tumbledore, Sarky the Gerbil's owner to Harry. I don't think he'll survive otherwise.


  • #101
    Paddy Samurai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,015 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    "I'm afraid my dear chap ", lisped Sir Roderick Snogginberry ,"that we will have to remove that hamster cage from your arse, or that damnable hamster will freewheel up your colon".


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