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Let's try another story - just ONE line per contributor

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    #32
    cbyrd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭cbyrd


    as per the instructions on the pack, he was wondering why they were talking about


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    #33
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    adopting an orangutang and naming it Sir Theobald Gregory McDickerson III, the duke of milk that you're not quite sure if it's gone off or not, so you give it a sniff, but still aren't sure.


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    #34
    cbyrd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭cbyrd


    and whether to hold a christening and invite the local masher society after the conflict of 1999 where the banana's completely lost their heads


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    #35
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    and their virginity, but that was a story for another day. In the meantime, he had to figure out a way to solve his rubix cube without anyone noticing...


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    #36
    cbyrd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭cbyrd


    him taking the pieces out and putting them back in order. then he saw some dirty white socks with


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    #37
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    his eyes.


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    #38
    cbyrd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭cbyrd


    that had developed new super powers so he could


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    #39
    CosmicCrusader
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭CosmicCrusader


    Use his new found X-ray vision to solve the rubix cube without taking it from his pocket, then unleashing the radioactive material that hid within the colourful cube.


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    #40
    geoffraffe
    Registered Users Posts: 158 ✭✭geoffraffe


    His mother has told him not to hide the radioactive material there, so he gagged her with old belts, that belonged to the badger next door and did it anyway.


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    #41
    2manyconditions
    Closed Accounts Posts: 218 ✭✭2manyconditions


    Suddenly, something grabbed him from behind and...


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    #42
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Oh no!!!
    Not the pineapples again!!!!!!!! RRUUUUNNNNN

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    #43
    CosmicCrusader
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭CosmicCrusader


    he screamed loudly, but he was too late, the pineapple had already been forced into his rectum by leather wearing drag queen.


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    #44
    Deki
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    Who was quite happily flashing smiles at everyone and texting non stop to a friend.


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    #45
    TimberMerchant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭TimberMerchant


    then suddenly He/She was grabbed from behind and she dropped her telly bingo cards..


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    #46
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ...straight down the sewer grate and that was just the very last straw!


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    #47
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Sorry Deki actually meant: That was the last strawberry.


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    #48
    star.chaser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭star.chaser


    but luckily stephen hawkins just happened to be close by training for the paralympics and used one of the spokes from a wheel to fish the ticket back out of the drain


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    #49
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    You forgot to include the strawberry :eek:


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    #50
    cbyrd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭cbyrd


    but luckily stephen hawkins just happened to be close by training for the paralympics and used one of the spokes from a wheel to fish the ticket back out of the drain
    and stuck to it was a squashed strawberry, he fell to his knees shaking a fist at the heaven's......"why....why the last strawberry..........????" "noooooo"


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    #51
    CosmicCrusader
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭CosmicCrusader


    But suddenly Stephen had an idea, rememeberin what he had read as a teenager; that the strawberry existed in a superposition, a state in which the strawberry is both squashed and not squashed; he then uses Einstein's theory of general relativity to travel back in time to another universe where the strawberry is not squashed!


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    #52
    billymitchell
    Registered Users Posts: 11,996 ✭✭✭✭billymitchell


    But then I happened to wander by with some lovely strawberries that I just purchased from a lovely roadside vendor, and gave one to Mr Hawking. He was pleased.


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    #53
    Funkfield
    Registered Users Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    Pleased as Punch, but not as good looking.


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    #54
    2manyconditions
    Closed Accounts Posts: 218 ✭✭2manyconditions


    and his hair looked a bit greasy cause he hadn't washed it in 3 days because


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    #55
    star.chaser
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    the artane boys band were offering free tickets to their gig at the tesco carpark for anyone who refrained from washing for three days


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    #56
    cbyrd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭cbyrd


    but by the time he got to the car park it was over cos he'd slipped into a wormhole on the way there and ended up in


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    #57
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    and then he died from a massive heart-attack!!!!


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    #58
    star.chaser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭star.chaser


    but with an even bigger stroke of luck, stephen hawkins happened to be doing another lap of his practice route and used the battery from his voicebox to shock him back to life


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    #59
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Unfortunalty the battery of the voicebox then exploxed right in his face and killed him - this time with no chance of revival at all.


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    #60
    Edinduberdeen
    Registered Users Posts: 82 ✭✭Edinduberdeen


    And so, all of the woodland animals put aside their petty differences to gather and mourn for him - particularly upset was the badger who


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    #61
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    The badger who was hit in the face by the scalding hot burning battery and now only has one eye left. And dies later in the story. But I wasn't supposed to tell you that yet. Ah well. Sorry folks. I'll go now and shut up. O, look a little ball! Great for playing with! Fun! I'd recommend having a ball to everyone! Yeah, t is true, yeah he dies, no no, not yet, first there's a lot of blahblah about forest animals and death and unlikely scenarios. Hm. HM. Haha, yeah, I totally agree with that! He is just so like that, hahahahaha!


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