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Ye can't beat a danger ****

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    #62
    K-9
    Registered Users Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    basquille wrote: »
    This thread is just getting odder and odder..

    Hmmmmmmmmm....

    I say Ruff, ruff, I like it ruff.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    #63
    brummytom
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    abouttobebanned wrote: »
    The smell of jizz? What kind of food are you eating man?


    Ah come on, everyone's come stinks


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    #64
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,201 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    brummytom wrote: »
    Ah come on, everyone's come stinks

    ... and this knowledge is based on what experiences, exactly?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #65
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    brummytom wrote: »
    Ah come on, everyone's come stinks
    No it doesnt.


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    #66
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    ... and this knowledge is based on what experiences, exactly?
    Me and some mates were talking about it earlier actually


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    #67
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Kiera wrote: »
    Not when I hold my nose it doesnt.

    FYP, you can thank me later.


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    #68
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    SoupyNorman wrote: »
    FYP, you can thank me later.
    Oh I will ;)


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    #69
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,201 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    brummytom wrote: »
    Me and some mates were talking about it earlier actually

    Ah, oral sex. I see. :D

    Not a conversation I'm ever particpated in, though. "Hey guys, does your cum stink when you ****, or is it just me?!"

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #70
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Ah, oral sex. I see. :D

    Not a conversation I'm ever particpated in, though. "Hey guys, does your cum stink when you ****, or is it just me?!"
    Nah not in that way, one lad came in and said "Fúckin hell, it stinks of cum out there" - we all agreed, because it does - hence, I've come to the conclusion that our collective ejaculate harbours the same odour


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    #71
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,201 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    brummytom wrote: »
    Nah not in that way, one lad came in and said "Fúckin hell, it stinks of cum out there" - we all agreed, because it does - hence, I've come to the conclusion that our collective ejaculate harbours the same odour

    I see your logic, but I think it's more of an expression. I mean, how much comming has to take place before the smell is detectable? Sorry, I'm being pedantic now, I know, but ... it's still an interesting question!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #72
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    brummytom wrote: »
    Nah not in that way, one lad came in and said "Fúckin hell, it stinks of cum out there" - we all agreed, because it does - hence, I've come to the conclusion that our collective ejaculate harbours the same odour
    Ok i get how say a bedroom/sitting room/stairway can smell of sex. But i have never come across a guy whos cum smells.

    And where the fck were you that you all came in the same place? Were you playing soggy bicky?:confused:


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    #73
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    I see your logic, but I think it's more of an expression. I mean, how much comming has to take place before the smell is detectable? Sorry, I'm being pedantic now, I know, but ... it's still an interesting question!
    I don't know... I can just smell it! :pac:

    See this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHze0SqB5Zg


    I think that's the smelly tree we've got outside at school - I just googled 'Linden Tree' - one of the 'suggested searches' was 'linden tree smells like sperm'



    Wow, I've killed this thread


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    #74
    Bobeagleburger
    Registered Users Posts: 45,313 ✭✭✭✭Bobeagleburger


    This thread is quality.

    Wánking is awesome !


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    #75
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Kiera wrote: »
    LMFAO I wish i didnt get a mental image from most posts on Boards :o


    Your getting mental image of me, :eek:

    What ever your thinking i dont want to know....:p


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    #76
    irishejit
    Registered Users Posts: 657 ✭✭✭irishejit


    My favourite danger is with your girl in the doggy position tug away over her back, spit on her back to "fake" comeing and then when she turns round fire your batch, catch her in the eye with it......it'll be the most dangerous **** you'll have ever had!!!

    Plus if you do it right she'll have to wear a nifty pirates eye patch for a week


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    #77
    tehPOK
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    irishejit wrote: »
    My favourite danger is with your girl in the doggy position tug away over her back, spit on her back to "fake" comeing and then when she turns round fire your batch, catch her in the eye with it......it'll be the most dangerous **** you'll have ever had!!!

    Plus if you do it right she'll have to wear a nifty pirates eye patch for a week
    I've done that by accident was so funny xD


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    #78
    martyboy48
    Registered Users Posts: 2,140 ✭✭✭martyboy48


    tehPOK wrote: »
    I've done that by accident was so funny xD
    Were you dribbling or froathing at the mouth:D


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    #79
    tehPOK
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    No I just pulled out and she turned round, nothing a few eye drops can't fix (Y)


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    #80
    SIX PACK
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭SIX PACK


    YA YOU CANT BEAT A GOOD DANGER ****... was caught by my mum when i was 17 how embarassing :eek:... she pretend she didnt see me.. I couldn't face her for a month


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    #81
    irishejit
    Registered Users Posts: 657 ✭✭✭irishejit


    tehPOK wrote: »
    I've done that by accident was so funny xD


    Thats what we all say!!!! :D


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    #82
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    Blimey. I never realized the smutty undetones of Danger Mouse until this thread came along...


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    #83
    Big Nasty
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    Kiera wrote: »
    But i have never come across a guy whos cum smells.

    You should try it! :p

    It does BTW!


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    #84
    Fulton Crown
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    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    You should try it! :p

    It does BTW!

    Never complained in a Restaurant and have the dish come back with a grovelling apology and the addition of "Chef's Special Sauce" ?

    heh heh heh.......


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    #85
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,090 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I prefer if you have to be really quiet for one or during sex and nearing the end somebody calls your name, so you get to shout that you are coming heh heh heh


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    #86
    SIX PACK
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    A **** a day keeps the blues away ;)


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    #87
    Offy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,701 ✭✭✭Offy


    If you want danger try it in a confessional box sometime, see if you can shoot before the priest opens the door!!!!


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    #88
    DuPLeX
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    A few Points
    There are a few laughs and interesting Ideas here "though I'd need candles, soft mood music, Pictures of naked horses and an angry mob for it to work for me personally" but my Main point is this..........
    .........

    THIS IS NOT AN AGE RESTRICTED WEBSITE!

    so would you have this conversation in earshot of your kids or anyones kids ?
    ;)


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    #89
    m@cc@
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    beardybob wrote: »
    I must try it with a mates mother sometime.

    Only if all attempts at sex have failed.




















    Teenagers. :rolleyes:


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    #90
    Sod'o swords
    Registered Users Posts: 1,778 ✭✭✭Sod'o swords


    Or if your parents do walk in on you, to redeem your dignity, look em in the eye and Finish like a hero.


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    #91
    KrazeeEyezKilla
    Registered Users Posts: 420 ✭✭KrazeeEyezKilla


    Go for a drive with one hand on the wheel and the other having the ****.


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