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Ye can't beat a danger ****

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    #122
    tempura
    Registered Users Posts: 604 ✭✭✭tempura


    ddef wrote: »
    A mate of mine was telling me how he put peanut butter on his sack n got his dog to lick his balls while he wanked.
    he had one hell of a job gettin the white stuff outta the dogs hair before his mother got home.

    Ah christ ! Does that not fall into the catagory of animal cruelty ?





    What kind of dog was it btw ?


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    #123
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    tempura wrote: »
    What kind of dog was it btw ?


    A Pulldog.


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    #124
    Raedwald
    Registered Users Posts: 375 ✭✭Raedwald


    DangerWank;

    First thing in the morning in the stockroom off the missus while the boss is out front setting the tills up :)


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    #125
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    The impossible danger ****. Call out Chuck Norris and try finish before he finds you and roundkicks you in the jacobs.

    Also, danger poke, anyone?


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    #126
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users Posts: 10,256 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    You can't beat knocking one out in the elevator in your work place or a multi-story carpark. My record is five stories up before getting caught.


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    #127
    Funkfield
    Registered Users Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    Standard Toaster wrote: »
    My record is five seconds.

    FYP :pac:


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    #128
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Jaysus, this is the thread of the day?

    I thought this was a respectable website. :p


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    #129
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Hank_Jones wrote: »
    Jaysus, this is the thread of the day?

    I thought this was a respectable website. :p
    See what thought did! :D


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    #130
    Bobeagleburger
    Registered Users Posts: 45,280 ✭✭✭✭Bobeagleburger


    Hank_Jones wrote: »
    Jaysus, this is the thread of the day?

    I thought this was a respectable website. :p

    You can't beat a Danger Hank ! :pac:


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    #131
    gamblitis
    Registered Users Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭gamblitis


    This thread is epic! This has to go in the classics section.

    **** is fantastic!! :) 2/3 a day and loadsa sex of the missus. :)


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    #132
    Le King
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,092 ✭✭✭Le King


    Best. Thread. Ever.


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    #133
    TheTosh
    Registered Users Posts: 919 ✭✭✭TheTosh


    Danger ****, the one time you don't want to look danger in the eye


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    #134
    podgemonster
    Registered Users Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭podgemonster


    There is also a Guinness ****:
    Go to the bar an order a pint of Guinness, then as secretly as you can, crack on off before the barman brings the full pint to your table.

    Then sit back and enjoy a smooth creamy pint.


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    #135
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    this isn't a great thread tbh??? :confused:


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    #136
    moggser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,090 ✭✭✭moggser


    mink_man wrote: »
    this isn't a great thread tbh??? :confused:

    Toss off:)


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    #137
    Le King
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,092 ✭✭✭Le King


    mink_man wrote: »
    this isn't a great thread tbh??? :confused:

    Heretic! Burn him!


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    #138
    geeky
    Registered Users Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭geeky


    creggy wrote: »
    When a danger **** goes wrong...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEPHThVvgzI

    I signed in especially to thank that. Just so you know.


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    #139
    K-9
    Registered Users Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    geeky wrote: »
    I signed in especially to thank that. Just so you know.

    Nice jeep btw.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    #140
    Le King
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,092 ✭✭✭Le King


    K-9 wrote: »
    Nice jeep btw.

    Especially made for the dogging community too.


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    #141
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    I hate that In-Private browsing mode on Interent explorer. It doesn't work, everyone can still see me **** in the interent café!


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    #142
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    DuPLeX wrote: »
    so would you have this conversation in earshot of your kids or anyones kids ?
    ;)

    Aren't we all someone's kids though?


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    #143
    elnino35
    Registered Users Posts: 57 ✭✭elnino35


    Randomfriend wrote: »
    which hole? :) they both have,.. lets just say, quite a distinctive aroma
    prefer the scampi smell meself:D


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    #144
    bluto63
    Registered Users Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    This thread reminds me of the Houdini.

    It's where you do a girl in doggy beside a window, then during you get a friend to sneak in and subtly replace yourself with him so she doesn't notice. Then you go outside to the window and wave to the girl.


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    #145
    TheTosh
    Registered Users Posts: 919 ✭✭✭TheTosh


    bluto63 wrote: »
    This thread reminds me of the Houdini.

    It's where you do a girl in doggy beside a window, then during you get a friend to sneak in and subtly replace yourself with him so she doesn't notice. Then you go outside to the window and wave to the girl.

    You'd want to hope your friend keeps his nerve and blow his load early


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    #146
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    rarnes1 wrote: »
    You can't beat a Danger Hank ! :pac:

    I just want to make it clear that in no way is a Danger Hank linked with a Danger ****. :p


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    #147
    geeky
    Registered Users Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭geeky


    bluto63 wrote: »
    This thread reminds me of the Houdini.

    It's where you do a girl in doggy beside a window, then during you get a friend to sneak in and subtly replace yourself with him so she doesn't notice. Then you go outside to the window and wave to the girl.

    Who in the f*** actually does that?


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    #148
    Zascar
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    Last year I told a friend of mine about the Phraze "Danger ****" - 2 months later when I met him he said he had knocked one out on the train from Dublin to Drogheda!


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    #149
    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,794 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Zascar wrote: »
    Last year I told a friend of mine about the Phraze "Danger ****" - 2 months later when I met him he said he had knocked one out on the train from Dublin to Drogheda!
    Hardly a "danger ****"... unless he was doing it on top of the carriage while the train was moving.

    That'd be impressive!


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    #150
    theboss80
    Registered Users Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭theboss80


    basquille wrote: »
    Hardly a "danger ****"... unless he was doing it on top of the carriage while the train was moving.

    That'd be impressive!

    He might have been the ticket inspector...


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    #151
    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,794 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    theboss80 wrote: »
    He might have been the ticket inspector...
    And he only managed the one?..




    .. pfft! :pac:


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