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Ye can't beat a danger ****

beardybob

if ye call someones name and see if ye can toss one out before they get into your room.I must try it with a mates mother sometime.

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K-9

basquille wrote: »

This thread is just getting odder and odder..

Hmmmmmmmmm....

I say Ruff, ruff, I like it ruff.

brummytom

abouttobebanned wrote: »

The smell of jizz? What kind of food are you eating man?

Ah come on, everyone's come stinks

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

brummytom wrote: »

Ah come on, everyone's come stinks

... and this knowledge is based on what experiences, exactly?

Kiera

brummytom wrote: »

Ah come on, everyone's come stinks

No it doesnt.

brummytom

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

... and this knowledge is based on what experiences, exactly?

Me and some mates were talking about it earlier actually

SoupyNorman

Kiera wrote: »

Not when I hold my nose it doesnt.

FYP, you can thank me later.

Kiera

SoupyNorman wrote: »

FYP, you can thank me later.

Oh I will

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

brummytom wrote: »

Me and some mates were talking about it earlier actually

Ah, oral sex. I see.

Not a conversation I'm ever particpated in, though. "Hey guys, does your cum stink when you ****, or is it just me?!"

brummytom

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Ah, oral sex. I see.

Not a conversation I'm ever particpated in, though. "Hey guys, does your cum stink when you ****, or is it just me?!"

Nah not in that way, one lad came in and said "Fúckin hell, it stinks of cum out there" - we all agreed, because it does - hence, I've come to the conclusion that our collective ejaculate harbours the same odour

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

brummytom wrote: »

Nah not in that way, one lad came in and said "Fúckin hell, it stinks of cum out there" - we all agreed, because it does - hence, I've come to the conclusion that our collective ejaculate harbours the same odour

I see your logic, but I think it's more of an expression. I mean, how much comming has to take place before the smell is detectable? Sorry, I'm being pedantic now, I know, but ... it's still an interesting question!

Kiera

brummytom wrote: »

Nah not in that way, one lad came in and said "Fúckin hell, it stinks of cum out there" - we all agreed, because it does - hence, I've come to the conclusion that our collective ejaculate harbours the same odour

Ok i get how say a bedroom/sitting room/stairway can smell of sex. But i have never come across a guy whos cum smells.

And where the fck were you that you all came in the same place? Were you playing soggy bicky?

brummytom

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I see your logic, but I think it's more of an expression. I mean, how much comming has to take place before the smell is detectable? Sorry, I'm being pedantic now, I know, but ... it's still an interesting question!

I don't know... I can just smell it! :pac:

See this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHze0SqB5Zg

I think that's the smelly tree we've got outside at school - I just googled 'Linden Tree' - one of the 'suggested searches' was 'linden tree smells like sperm'

Wow, I've killed this thread

[Deleted User]

This thread is quality.

Wánking is awesome !

Snowie

Kiera wrote: »

LMFAO I wish i didnt get a mental image from most posts on Boards

Your getting mental image of me, :eek:

What ever your thinking i dont want to know....:p

irishejit

My favourite danger is with your girl in the doggy position tug away over her back, spit on her back to "fake" comeing and then when she turns round fire your batch, catch her in the eye with it......it'll be the most dangerous **** you'll have ever had!!!

Plus if you do it right she'll have to wear a nifty pirates eye patch for a week

tehPOK

irishejit wrote: »

My favourite danger is with your girl in the doggy position tug away over her back, spit on her back to "fake" comeing and then when she turns round fire your batch, catch her in the eye with it......it'll be the most dangerous **** you'll have ever had!!!

Plus if you do it right she'll have to wear a nifty pirates eye patch for a week

I've done that by accident was so funny xD

martyboy48

tehPOK wrote: »

I've done that by accident was so funny xD

Were you dribbling or froathing at the mouth:D

tehPOK

No I just pulled out and she turned round, nothing a few eye drops can't fix (Y)

SIX PACK

YA YOU CANT BEAT A GOOD DANGER ****... was caught by my mum when i was 17 how embarassing :eek:... she pretend she didnt see me.. I couldn't face her for a month

irishejit

tehPOK wrote: »

I've done that by accident was so funny xD

Thats what we all say!!!!

McChubbin

Blimey. I never realized the smutty undetones of Danger Mouse until this thread came along...

Big Nasty

Kiera wrote: »

But i have never come across a guy whos cum smells.

You should try it!

It does BTW!

Fulton Crown

MCMLXXV wrote: »

You should try it!

It does BTW!

Never complained in a Restaurant and have the dish come back with a grovelling apology and the addition of "Chef's Special Sauce" ?

heh heh heh.......

Tar.Aldarion

I prefer if you have to be really quiet for one or during sex and nearing the end somebody calls your name, so you get to shout that you are coming heh heh heh

SIX PACK

A **** a day keeps the blues away

Offy

If you want danger try it in a confessional box sometime, see if you can shoot before the priest opens the door!!!!

DuPLeX

A few Points
There are a few laughs and interesting Ideas here "though I'd need candles, soft mood music, Pictures of naked horses and an angry mob for it to work for me personally" but my Main point is this..........
.........

THIS IS NOT AN AGE RESTRICTED WEBSITE!

so would you have this conversation in earshot of your kids or anyones kids ?

m@cc@

beardybob wrote: »

I must try it with a mates mother sometime.

Only if all attempts at sex have failed.

Teenagers. :rolleyes:

Sod'o swords

Or if your parents do walk in on you, to redeem your dignity, look em in the eye and Finish like a hero.

KrazeeEyezKilla

Go for a drive with one hand on the wheel and the other having the ****.