Ye can't beat a danger ****

beardybob · 07-06-2010 12:02PM #1

if ye call someones name and see if ye can toss one out before they get into your room.I must try it with a mates mother sometime.

orourkeda · 07-06-2010 12:03PM

beardybob wrote: »

if ye call someones name and see if ye can toss one out before they get into your room.I must try it with a mates mother sometime.

Its so exciting. Stick a cucumber up your arse and you'll have the **** of your life.

Ardennes1944 · 07-06-2010 12:04PM

ye're weird

SoupyNorman · 07-06-2010 12:04PM

beardybob wrote: »

if ye call someones name and see if ye can toss one out before they get into your room.I must try it with a mates mother sometime.

Do you have to begin from a fully flacid position?

Doyler92 · 07-06-2010 12:05PM

beardybob wrote: »

if ye call someones name and see if ye can toss one out before they get into your room.I must try it with a mates mother sometime.

I hope with all my heart you get caught.

Sexual harrasment I think that's called...?

Dravokivich · 07-06-2010 12:05PM

A recent plot line to a "Naughty America" vid?

Basq · 07-06-2010 12:05PM

beardybob wrote: »

if ye call someones name and see if ye can toss one out before they get into your room.

Unless you're after calling a geriatric.. if you do manage it, it's a pretty poor reflection on you tbh!

johnny_knoxvile · 07-06-2010 12:06PM

think thats dangerous? Try it with live wires around, or while defusing I.E.D's in Iraq...i live on the edge...of decancy.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 07-06-2010 12:07PM

beardybob wrote: »

if ye call someones name and see if ye can toss one out before they get into your room.I must try it with a mates mother sometime.

Works better if you dial 999, report a fire, and leave the door on the latch while masturbating in the hall.

beardybob · 07-06-2010 12:13PM

Well I think its healthy. In fairness a good **** sorts everything out even a bad ride and especially a hang over. The cucumber sound a little too painfull think I'll stick to the shampoo bottle, no risk of it breaking.

beardybob · 07-06-2010 12:13PM

stevefinn wrote: »

ye're weird

You still read it

orourkeda · 07-06-2010 12:15PM

beardybob wrote: »

Well I think its healthy. In fairness a good **** sorts everything out even a bad ride and especially a hang over. The cucumber sound a little too painfull think I'll stick to the shampoo bottle, no risk of it breaking.

Try the electric tootbrush. That could work

beardybob · 07-06-2010 12:18PM

With or without toothpaste???

Kold · 07-06-2010 12:21PM

I prefer to sneak into someone's room whilst they're sleeping and **** over their face.

Kiera · 07-06-2010 12:22PM

This thread is awesome!

07-06-2010 12:24PM

The ultimate danger **** is speeding past the guards, then pulling over and popping one off before they get to your window..

thetonynator · 07-06-2010 12:24PM

Should be automatically put in the list of great threads . . .

beardybob · 07-06-2010 12:30PM

I am certainly going to try the cop one that sounds deadly. sneak into the ladies and try get one out over the door or into cubicle beside, very risky

Ardennes1944 · 07-06-2010 12:33PM

beardybob wrote: »

You still read it

yeah....so i could comment and call ye weird

kierank01 · 07-06-2010 12:38PM

lmao

Kiera · 07-06-2010 12:39PM

kierank01 wrote: »

lamo

Laugh ass my off?

jab1 · 07-06-2010 12:39PM

my first post on boards and its too ths topic,legendary stuff keep it up.

Fanny Wank · 07-06-2010 12:43PM

I always wondered id it OK to have an allied Irish in the car while stuck in traffic

That would be more an exhibitionist **** though

Threads about **** are great

Fanny Wank · 07-06-2010 12:45PM

SoupyNorman wrote: »

Do you have to begin from a fully flacid position?

I really hope not

I'd have to be almost there to even attempt this

In any case it's a suicide mission as the smell of jizz would give the show away even if you managed to knock one out in the allotted time

abouttobebanned · 07-06-2010 12:50PM

The smell of jizz? What kind of food are you eating man?

beardybob · 07-06-2010 12:55PM

I'm having one now

Odysseus · 07-06-2010 12:56PM

One of my clients, I'm a psychotherapist, was in a second hand book shop. Anyway he was reading something that aroused him. He cracked one off in the corner where no-one could see him. I really struggled to stay professional and and not say something like "good show Sir".

Panthro · 07-06-2010 12:59PM

Odysseus wrote: »

One of my clients, I'm a psychotherapist, was in a second hand book shop. Anyway he was reading something that aroused him. He cracked one off in the corner where no-one could see him. I really struggled to stay professional and and not say something like "good show Sir".

if you visit the same bookshop as the client, watch out for the book with the pages stuck together

AckwelFoley · 07-06-2010 01:02PM

beardybob wrote: »

if ye call someones name and see if ye can toss one out before they get into your room.I must try it with a mates mother sometime.

lol thats not a danger ****.

A danger **** is knocking one out in the back row seat of a carpet munchers convention and getting out of there before any of them in the row in front of you notices your juice in their hair

fulhamfanincork · 07-06-2010 01:10PM

What about **** into your sleeping girlfriends hand and then tickling her face

Shall I just leave?

Unique User Name · 07-06-2010 01:13PM

beardybob wrote: »

I am certainly going to try the cop one that sounds deadly. sneak into the ladies and try get one out over the door or into cubicle beside, very risky

Be very careful with this. This can back fire if you'll excuse the pun. Just ask George Mchael what happens if you try this near the law!!

Ye can't beat a danger ****

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