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Ye can't beat a danger ****

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    #32
    ddef
    Registered Users Posts: 426 ✭✭ddef


    A mate of mine was telling me how he put peanut butter on his sack n got his dog to lick his balls while he wanked.
    he had one hell of a job gettin the white stuff outta the dogs hair before his mother got home.


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    #33
    abouttobebanned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    And that has killed the thread. Thread dead.


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    #34
    filthymcnasty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 644 ✭✭✭filthymcnasty


    Odysseus wrote: »
    One of my clients, I'm a psychotherapist, was in a second hand book shop. Anyway he was reading something that aroused him. He cracked one off in the corner where no-one could see him. I really struggled to stay professional and and not say something like "good show Sir".



    I knocked one out in a book shop one time, after reading something particularly filthy in the Farmers Journal.
    When i recounted this yarn to my shrink, who was browsing the internet at the time, I knew i would be assured of confidentiality and sound advice.


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    #35
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    LOL
    Classic AH thread.


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    #36
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    your all amintures.....

    A danger **** is getting a hand job off your boss's wife while hes having dinner with his kids in the resaurant and your in the dry store with his wife......


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    #37
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    your all amintures.....

    A danger **** is getting a hand job off your boss's wife while hes having dinner with his kids in the resaurant and your in the dry store with his wife......
    Wouldnt be that dry after :P


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    #38
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Kiera wrote: »
    Wouldnt be that dry after :P
    Depends if she's in the mood - or in the fridge!


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    #39
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Biggins wrote: »
    Depends if she's in the mood - or in the fridge!
    I was talking about after he shot.......oh nevermind. Do i have to explain everything sex related to you, Smallins? :P


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    #40
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    Now this would be a danger ****!

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Combat%20Jack


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    #41
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Kiera wrote: »
    I was talking about after he shot.......oh never mind. Do I have to explain everything sex related to you, Smallins? :P
    Explain?
    I prefer a hands on demonstration! :o;)


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    #42
    Odysseus
    Registered Users Posts: 6,754 ✭✭✭Odysseus


    filthymcnasty wrote: »
    I knocked one out in a book shop one time, after reading something particularly filthy in the Farmers Journal.
    When i recounted this yarn to my shrink, who was browsing the internet at the time, I knew i would be assured of confidentiality and sound advice.

    You would be, hence no name of the shop or the person. We write papers about clients all the time. God if it was a famers journal I think I would have referred the guy on.


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    #43
    Selected
    Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭Selected


    In times of domestic stress, I usually go for a walk in the woods, find a tree, and choke the chicken. A little bit dangerous when you can hear approaching voices and barking dogs.

    Works for me though.:o


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    #44
    Biggins
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    Selected wrote: »
    In times of domestic stress, I usually go for a walk in the woods, find a tree, and choke the chicken. A little bit dangerous when you can hear approaching voices and barking dogs.

    Works for me though.:o
    What do you do to the poor tree - and what did it do to deserve it? :eek:
    I can see environmentalists claiming date rape here be gawd! :D


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    #45
    Snowie
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    Kiera wrote: »
    Wouldnt be that dry after :P


    That's the Kps problem not mine.:)
    :pac:


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    #46
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Even if you finished before the other person landed into the room, how do you explain the puddles of fresh semen on the floor/in your hands/on your trousers???

    "Eh, a ghost came in my room... literally..."


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    #47
    Ilyushin76
    Registered Users Posts: 668 ✭✭✭Ilyushin76


    yuck:mad:


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    #48
    Funkfield
    Registered Users Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    What's the difference between an egg and a danger ****?

    You can beat an egg.......


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    #49
    bigeasyeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,290 ✭✭✭bigeasyeah


    Ye cant beat DangerMouse.


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    #50
    Mr Benevolent
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    This is why people with beards are odd.


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    #51
    Biggins
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    Confab wrote: »
    This is why people with beards are odd.

    Poor Santa. :(


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    #52
    Snowie
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    Biggins wrote: »
    Poor Santa. :(


    welll bad santa didnt help that much :pac:


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    #53
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Kold wrote: »
    I prefer to sneak into someone's room whilst they're sleeping and **** over their face.

    http://omg.wthax.org/7420neveraskdave.jpg


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    #54
    beardybob
    Registered Users Posts: 36 ✭beardybob


    Confab wrote: »
    This is why people with beards are odd.
    I'm not odd, I'm just honest. Again if your reading this you obviously have some form of interest in it or are looking for tips. Youve cum to the right place.

    I'm all for **** in the sleeping girlfriends hand,Esp if it's not my girlfriend....

    A power **** is great too.


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    #55
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Confab wrote: »
    This is why people with beards boards.ie are odd.
    .


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    #56
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    I'll probably regret asking this, but what's a power ****? :confused:


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    #57
    Seloth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭Seloth


    I can remeber the first time I heard about this...how feckin awkward would it be hah


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    #58
    Basq
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    This thread is just getting odder and odder..

    Hmmmmmmmmm....


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    #59
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Kiera wrote: »
    I'll probably regret asking this, but what's a power ****? :confused:


    Fast Furious and Angry :) while grunting like a wart hog


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    #60
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    Fast Furious and Angry :) while grunting like a wart hog
    LMFAO I wish i didnt get a mental image from most posts on Boards :o


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    #61
    beardybob
    Registered Users Posts: 36 ✭beardybob


    A danger **** to me is sticking my finger up my hole while belly boxing in the shower or bath. Doesn't have to be my finger either. Hers will do. Or his if your that way inclined. I'm proud to have started this thread.:cool:


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