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My first go - title "The Madman?"

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭Jackobyte


    "EPIC! " thought ternt, "hahahaha

    loved it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,280 ✭✭✭Glico Man


    Dear god my life has been completed then taken swiftly away with a Peeoww...this time the gun had bullets

    awesome thread

    Trent equals legend


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Sorry people but I have never read such dross. Utter crap! Spelling poor, punctuation worse. Story line - where? Accuracy -"both bullets aimed"??? Realisim - never. Written on the hoof - definately. Class - bottom.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6 goatboyrua


    this is Trent you're talking about?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭Jackobyte


    Sorry people but I have never read such dross. Utter crap! Spelling poor, punctuation worse. Story line - where? Accuracy -"both bullets aimed"??? Realisim - never. Written on the hoof - definately. Class - bottom.
    Thats what gives it its soul and makes it entertaining. Can you honestly say you didn't laugh at any point when reading it?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    Sorry people but I have never read such dross. Utter crap! Spelling poor, punctuation worse. Story line - where? Accuracy -"both bullets aimed"??? Realisim - never. Written on the hoof - definately. Class - bottom.

    :rolleyes:
    Sentence Fragment.

    This is Trent. He doesn't need any of your grammar and correct writing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Sorry people but I have never read such dross. Utter crap! Spelling poor, punctuation worse. Story line - where? Accuracy -"both bullets aimed"??? Realisim - never. Written on the hoof - definately. Class - bottom.
    ppfffffffffffffffffffffffff


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,624 ✭✭✭Dancor


    Sorry people but I have never read such dross. Utter crap! Spelling poor, punctuation worse. Story line - where? Accuracy -"both bullets aimed"??? Realisim - never. Written on the hoof - definately. Class - bottom.

    :rolleyes:
    Just dont jump on the bandwagon when this becomes an international best seller and highest earning/award winning movie of all time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Jackobyte wrote: »
    Can you honestly say you didn't laugh at any point when reading it?
    Yes!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Jay P wrote: »
    :He doesn't need any of your grammar and correct writing.

    Nor substance nor wit.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 644 ✭✭✭Jeanious


    Nor substance nor wit.

    peeeow....peeeow peeeow peeeow peeeow!!! dead


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    coyle wrote: »
    peeeow....peeeow peeeow peeeow peeeow!!! dead

    Hahaha!


  • Registered Users Posts: 53 ✭✭padraiggg


    Sorry people but I have never read such dross. Utter crap! Spelling poor, punctuation worse. Story line - where? Accuracy -"both bullets aimed"??? Realisim - never. Written on the hoof - definately. Class - bottom.

    oh dear your not going to like this then

    The malady of discontent part ii
    The antiques man picked up the pot very carefully it was very fragile like your nans voice when shes been out in the cold.He was wearing white gloves like a mickey mouse. Then he heard someone say "ancient etruscan i beleieve most likely 1576bc absolutely priceless of course" he turned round a man was standing there wearing some brand new €134 trousers. And a hat. A passing secretary fainted at how clever the thing she had just heard was. The two men stared silently for a second at the precious beauty in front of them... SNAPKICK! The antiques man looked down, at the end of his arms was a mess of shattered hands and pottery. Two seconds and various kung fu moves later he was knocked out. The antiques man woke up he could feel something on his back, he turned his head, there was a heavily muscled man having sex with a half conscious secretary on his back. "tell me the information, i know you work for the boss i lost a good pair of trousers that day who set me up?" said the man. "who..who are you?" asked the antiques man. Trent was so shocked he almost stopped having sex with the secretary. He looked at the man in the eyes and the man knew at once who he was dealing with. Trent asked him another question but it was to late the man had died because of fear! Trent tossed the secreatary into a shelf of antique door handles in disgust. He would have to ge tthe information another way. He dived out of the office window leaving behind him trail of broken antiques, fingers and hearts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    coyle wrote: »
    Originally Posted by Srameen
    Nor substance nor wit.
    peeeow....peeeow peeeow peeeow peeeow!!! dead

    Hahaha! Merry Christmas!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Sorry people but I have never read such dross. Utter crap! Spelling poor, punctuation worse. Story line - where? Accuracy -"both bullets aimed"??? Realisim - never. Written on the hoof - definately. Class - bottom.

    What!!!!! Never insult the Trent in my presence :eek:

    Trent for Taoiseach !!!!!;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    padraiggg wrote: »
    Trent was so shocked he almost stopped having sex with the secretary.

    Trent would never do something so silly!

    Pure genius! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    Great work by everyone involved on the post of the day, kudos Dr. Gonzo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭francie BradyII


    Trent has blown me away and i never saw it coming. Keep up the good work!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6 goatboyrua


    ah top nacho!! was wondering what that loveable rogue was going to do next

    SNAPKICK!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,965 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    Only discovered this thread now and I'm in tears here, I haven't laughed so much quite a while. :D

    This is the the best thread ever on boards, no contest.

    Keep it up Padraiggg!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,965 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27 DimestoreSaint


    padraiggg wrote: »
    oh dear your not going to like this then
    .


    Don't get me wrong, I've loved everything so far, but that probably got the loudest laugh out of me! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,029 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Trent tossed the secreatary into a shelf of antique door handles in disgust
    Just stunning! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    SNAPKICK!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    A passing secretary fainted at how clever the thing she had just heard was.
    The antiques man woke up he could feel something on his back, he turned his head, there was a heavily muscled man having sex with a half conscious secretary on his back
    LOL


  • Registered Users Posts: 869 ✭✭✭Osgoodisgood


    padraiggg wrote: »
    The antiques man looked down, at the end of his arms was a mess of shattered hands and pottery. Two seconds and various kung fu moves later he was knocked out.

    Genius :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 324 ✭✭~me~


    Ive been sent away from the sitting room on two occassions from laughing at this thread so much (and also at the man falling on RTE news thread!)! its hilarious! well done!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,584 ✭✭✭Rekop dog


    ~me~ wrote: »
    Ive been sent away from the sitting room on two occassions from laughing at this thread so much (and also at the man falling on RTE news thread!)! its hilarious! well done!


    Who gets thrown out of they're own sitting room for laughing? Who are your parents- the hitlers!!?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 324 ✭✭~me~


    Rekop dog wrote: »
    Who gets thrown out of they're own sitting room for laughing? Who are your parents- the hitlers!!?

    boyfriend was trying to watch tv! i was laughing quite hysterically though, and id stop for a minute and then the fact that he was gettin annoyed at my laughter made me laugh more and then i made the mistake of trying to read it out to him to make him understand why i was laughing, it went something like this- "trent..bahahaha..tr..bahaha"- which irritated him more!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,546 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    ~me~ wrote: »
    boyfriend was trying to watch tv! i was laughing quite hysterically though, and id stop for a minute and then the fact that he was gettin annoyed at my laughter made me laugh more and then i made the mistake of trying to read it out to him to make him understand why i was laughing, it went something like this- "trent..bahahaha..tr..bahaha"- which irritated him more!
    Snapkick him..!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6 goatboyrua


    exactly!! a swift , well placed snapkick would show him who's boss.......trent is


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 256 ✭✭ToTheSea:


    I wonder if Trent would ever get a sidekick? or is he destined to be lone rogue forever?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 11,421 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hermy


    ToTheSea: wrote: »
    I wonder if Trent would ever get a sidekick? or is he destined to be lone rogue forever?

    He doesn't need no sidekick. He's got the snapkick!;)

    Genealogy Forum Mod



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    ~me~ wrote: »
    boyfriend was trying to watch tv! i was laughing quite hysterically though, and id stop for a minute and then the fact that he was gettin annoyed at my laughter made me laugh more and then i made the mistake of trying to read it out to him to make him understand why i was laughing, it went something like this- "trent..bahahaha..tr..bahaha"- which irritated him more!

    a karate chop to the neck could get rid of his irritation hahaha


  • Registered Users Posts: 45 itz me


    the boyfriend showed me this thread tonight and its pure genius...cant wait for the next paragraph.

    keep up the good work
    hmmm book deal i think...or hope :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    ah trent. ya big legend


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,637 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    I bet that Trent is Pigheads SuperAntiHeroAlterEgo

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    OldGoat wrote: »
    I bet that Trent is Pigheads SuperAntiHeroAlterEgo

    Now that you say it :D

    I was thinking of The Citizen


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    he needs a fan club


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,601 ✭✭✭DetectivFoxtrot


    he needs a fan club



    He HAS, and you need to become a fan quick or else - SNAPKICK! :cool:

    Facebook Search: The Legend Of Trent


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    padraiggg wrote: »
    CRACK! Trent broke her neck with a sickening karate chop that probably would of even killed a man or any animal you can think of, a lion easily. not an elephant lets not be silly but it was a hard chop.

    This is most definitely my favourite bit. Trent does know that they are things he cannot do, just not very many of them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6 goatboyrua


    hmmmmm trent v chuck norris......?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    goatboyrua wrote: »
    hmmmmm trent v chuck norris......?

    Trent all the way.... The hat is the defining characteristic of Trent's brilliance


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6 goatboyrua


    Queen-Mise wrote: »
    Trent all the way.... The hat is the defining characteristic of Trent's brilliance

    agreed. the hat really does maketh the man.
    plus snapkicks trump roundhouse kicks


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 356 ✭✭Mullicker


    Trent asked him about what had happened and then killed him just then the ambassadors wife came in. You could tell she fancied trent "Your a woman.Normally i would either have sex with you or kill you" siad trent "but i'm out of bullets". She smiled and started walking towards him. CRACK! Trent broke her neck with a sickening karate chop that probably would of even killed a man or any animal you can think of, a lion easily. not an elephant lets not be silly but it was a hard chop.

    For a brief moment i thought the woman would be spared and used for sex, how wrong i was!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    goatboyrua wrote: »
    agreed. the hat really does maketh the man.
    plus snapkicks trump roundhouse kicks

    Plus I don't think Chuck can compete with awesome suplexes or stunning footsweeps.

    I have never laughed harder at a thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Mullicker wrote: »
    For a brief moment i thought the woman would be spared and used for sex, how wrong i was!

    Lets not be silly!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Sorry people but I have never read such dross. Utter crap! Spelling poor, punctuation worse. Story line - where? Accuracy -"both bullets aimed"??? Realisim - never. Written on the hoof - definately. Class - bottom.


    *Pops on sexy hat*

    You need to get laid.

    ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Moneymaker


    Sorry people but I have never read such dross. Utter crap! Spelling poor, punctuation worse. Story line - where? Accuracy -"both bullets aimed"??? Realisim - never. Written on the hoof - definately. Class - bottom.

    Can someone ban this guy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Moneymaker wrote: »
    Can someone ban this guy?

    Its all the one. He doesn't have long left in this life anyway.


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