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  • #152
    Jackobyte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭Jackobyte


    "EPIC! " thought ternt, "hahahaha

    loved it!


  • #153
    Glico Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,280 ✭✭✭Glico Man


    Dear god my life has been completed then taken swiftly away with a Peeoww...this time the gun had bullets

    awesome thread

    Trent equals legend


  • #154
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Sorry people but I have never read such dross. Utter crap! Spelling poor, punctuation worse. Story line - where? Accuracy -"both bullets aimed"??? Realisim - never. Written on the hoof - definately. Class - bottom.


  • #155
    goatboyrua
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭goatboyrua


    this is Trent you're talking about?


  • #156
    Jackobyte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭Jackobyte


    Axton Acidic Reindeer wrote: »
    Sorry people but I have never read such dross. Utter crap! Spelling poor, punctuation worse. Story line - where? Accuracy -"both bullets aimed"??? Realisim - never. Written on the hoof - definately. Class - bottom.
    Thats what gives it its soul and makes it entertaining. Can you honestly say you didn't laugh at any point when reading it?


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  • #157
    Jay P
    Registered Users Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    Axton Acidic Reindeer wrote: »
    Sorry people but I have never read such dross. Utter crap! Spelling poor, punctuation worse. Story line - where? Accuracy -"both bullets aimed"??? Realisim - never. Written on the hoof - definately. Class - bottom.

    :rolleyes:
    Sentence Fragment.

    This is Trent. He doesn't need any of your grammar and correct writing.


  • #158
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Axton Acidic Reindeer wrote: »
    Sorry people but I have never read such dross. Utter crap! Spelling poor, punctuation worse. Story line - where? Accuracy -"both bullets aimed"??? Realisim - never. Written on the hoof - definately. Class - bottom.
    ppfffffffffffffffffffffffff


  • #159
    Dancor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,624 ✭✭✭Dancor


    Axton Acidic Reindeer wrote: »
    Sorry people but I have never read such dross. Utter crap! Spelling poor, punctuation worse. Story line - where? Accuracy -"both bullets aimed"??? Realisim - never. Written on the hoof - definately. Class - bottom.

    :rolleyes:
    Just dont jump on the bandwagon when this becomes an international best seller and highest earning/award winning movie of all time.


  • #160
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Jackobyte wrote: »
    Can you honestly say you didn't laugh at any point when reading it?
    Yes!


  • #161
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Jay P wrote: »
    :He doesn't need any of your grammar and correct writing.

    Nor substance nor wit.


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  • #162
    Jeanious
    Registered Users Posts: 644 ✭✭✭Jeanious


    Axton Acidic Reindeer wrote: »
    Nor substance nor wit.

    peeeow....peeeow peeeow peeeow peeeow!!! dead


  • #163
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    coyle wrote: »
    peeeow....peeeow peeeow peeeow peeeow!!! dead

    Hahaha!


  • #164
    padraiggg
    Registered Users Posts: 53 ✭✭padraiggg


    Axton Acidic Reindeer wrote: »
    Sorry people but I have never read such dross. Utter crap! Spelling poor, punctuation worse. Story line - where? Accuracy -"both bullets aimed"??? Realisim - never. Written on the hoof - definately. Class - bottom.

    oh dear your not going to like this then

    The malady of discontent part ii
    The antiques man picked up the pot very carefully it was very fragile like your nans voice when shes been out in the cold.He was wearing white gloves like a mickey mouse. Then he heard someone say "ancient etruscan i beleieve most likely 1576bc absolutely priceless of course" he turned round a man was standing there wearing some brand new €134 trousers. And a hat. A passing secretary fainted at how clever the thing she had just heard was. The two men stared silently for a second at the precious beauty in front of them... SNAPKICK! The antiques man looked down, at the end of his arms was a mess of shattered hands and pottery. Two seconds and various kung fu moves later he was knocked out. The antiques man woke up he could feel something on his back, he turned his head, there was a heavily muscled man having sex with a half conscious secretary on his back. "tell me the information, i know you work for the boss i lost a good pair of trousers that day who set me up?" said the man. "who..who are you?" asked the antiques man. Trent was so shocked he almost stopped having sex with the secretary. He looked at the man in the eyes and the man knew at once who he was dealing with. Trent asked him another question but it was to late the man had died because of fear! Trent tossed the secreatary into a shelf of antique door handles in disgust. He would have to ge tthe information another way. He dived out of the office window leaving behind him trail of broken antiques, fingers and hearts.


  • #165
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    coyle wrote: »
    Originally Posted by Srameen
    Nor substance nor wit.
    peeeow....peeeow peeeow peeeow peeeow!!! dead

    Hahaha! Merry Christmas!


  • #166
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Axton Acidic Reindeer wrote: »
    Sorry people but I have never read such dross. Utter crap! Spelling poor, punctuation worse. Story line - where? Accuracy -"both bullets aimed"??? Realisim - never. Written on the hoof - definately. Class - bottom.

    What!!!!! Never insult the Trent in my presence :eek:

    Trent for Taoiseach !!!!!;)


  • #167
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    padraiggg wrote: »
    Trent was so shocked he almost stopped having sex with the secretary.

    Trent would never do something so silly!

    Pure genius! :D


  • #168
    electrogrimey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    Great work by everyone involved on the post of the day, kudos Dr. Gonzo.


  • #169
    francie BradyII
    Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭francie BradyII


    Trent has blown me away and i never saw it coming. Keep up the good work!


  • #170
    goatboyrua
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭goatboyrua


    ah top nacho!! was wondering what that loveable rogue was going to do next

    SNAPKICK!!!!


  • #171
    GhostInTheRuins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,965 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    Only discovered this thread now and I'm in tears here, I haven't laughed so much quite a while. :D

    This is the the best thread ever on boards, no contest.

    Keep it up Padraiggg!


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  • #172
    GhostInTheRuins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,965 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    .


  • #173
    DimestoreSaint
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27 ✭DimestoreSaint


    padraiggg wrote: »
    oh dear your not going to like this then
    .


    Don't get me wrong, I've loved everything so far, but that probably got the loudest laugh out of me! :D


  • #174
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,029 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Trent tossed the secreatary into a shelf of antique door handles in disgust
    Just stunning! :D


  • #175
    Aldebaran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    SNAPKICK!


  • #176
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    A passing secretary fainted at how clever the thing she had just heard was.
    The antiques man woke up he could feel something on his back, he turned his head, there was a heavily muscled man having sex with a half conscious secretary on his back
    LOL


  • #177
    Osgoodisgood
    Registered Users Posts: 869 ✭✭✭Osgoodisgood


    padraiggg wrote: »
    The antiques man looked down, at the end of his arms was a mess of shattered hands and pottery. Two seconds and various kung fu moves later he was knocked out.

    Genius :)


  • #178
    ~me~
    Closed Accounts Posts: 324 ✭✭~me~


    Ive been sent away from the sitting room on two occassions from laughing at this thread so much (and also at the man falling on RTE news thread!)! its hilarious! well done!


  • #179
    Rekop dog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,584 ✭✭✭Rekop dog


    ~me~ wrote: »
    Ive been sent away from the sitting room on two occassions from laughing at this thread so much (and also at the man falling on RTE news thread!)! its hilarious! well done!


    Who gets thrown out of they're own sitting room for laughing? Who are your parents- the hitlers!!?


  • #180
    ~me~
    Closed Accounts Posts: 324 ✭✭~me~


    Rekop dog wrote: »
    Who gets thrown out of they're own sitting room for laughing? Who are your parents- the hitlers!!?

    boyfriend was trying to watch tv! i was laughing quite hysterically though, and id stop for a minute and then the fact that he was gettin annoyed at my laughter made me laugh more and then i made the mistake of trying to read it out to him to make him understand why i was laughing, it went something like this- "trent..bahahaha..tr..bahaha"- which irritated him more!


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  • #181
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,546 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    ~me~ wrote: »
    boyfriend was trying to watch tv! i was laughing quite hysterically though, and id stop for a minute and then the fact that he was gettin annoyed at my laughter made me laugh more and then i made the mistake of trying to read it out to him to make him understand why i was laughing, it went something like this- "trent..bahahaha..tr..bahaha"- which irritated him more!
    Snapkick him..!


  • #182
    goatboyrua
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭goatboyrua


    exactly!! a swift , well placed snapkick would show him who's boss.......trent is


  • #183
    ToTheSea:
    Closed Accounts Posts: 256 ✭✭ToTheSea:


    I wonder if Trent would ever get a sidekick? or is he destined to be lone rogue forever?


  • #184
    Hermy
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 11,421 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hermy


    ToTheSea: wrote: »
    I wonder if Trent would ever get a sidekick? or is he destined to be lone rogue forever?

    He doesn't need no sidekick. He's got the snapkick!;)

    Genealogy Forum Mod



  • #185
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    ~me~ wrote: »
    boyfriend was trying to watch tv! i was laughing quite hysterically though, and id stop for a minute and then the fact that he was gettin annoyed at my laughter made me laugh more and then i made the mistake of trying to read it out to him to make him understand why i was laughing, it went something like this- "trent..bahahaha..tr..bahaha"- which irritated him more!

    a karate chop to the neck could get rid of his irritation hahaha


  • #186
    itz me
    Registered Users Posts: 45 ✭itz me


    the boyfriend showed me this thread tonight and its pure genius...cant wait for the next paragraph.

    keep up the good work
    hmmm book deal i think...or hope :D


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  • #187
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    ah trent. ya big legend


  • #188
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,637 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    I bet that Trent is Pigheads SuperAntiHeroAlterEgo

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #189
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    OldGoat wrote: »
    I bet that Trent is Pigheads SuperAntiHeroAlterEgo

    Now that you say it :D

    I was thinking of The Citizen


  • #190
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    he needs a fan club


  • #191
    DetectivFoxtrot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,601 ✭✭✭DetectivFoxtrot


    pretty-in-pink wrote: »
    he needs a fan club



    He HAS, and you need to become a fan quick or else - SNAPKICK! :cool:

    Facebook Search: The Legend Of Trent


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  • #192
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    padraiggg wrote: »
    CRACK! Trent broke her neck with a sickening karate chop that probably would of even killed a man or any animal you can think of, a lion easily. not an elephant lets not be silly but it was a hard chop.

    This is most definitely my favourite bit. Trent does know that they are things he cannot do, just not very many of them.


  • #193
    goatboyrua
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭goatboyrua


    hmmmmm trent v chuck norris......?


  • #194
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    goatboyrua wrote: »
    hmmmmm trent v chuck norris......?

    Trent all the way.... The hat is the defining characteristic of Trent's brilliance


  • #195
    goatboyrua
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭goatboyrua


    Queen-Mise wrote: »
    Trent all the way.... The hat is the defining characteristic of Trent's brilliance

    agreed. the hat really does maketh the man.
    plus snapkicks trump roundhouse kicks


  • #196
    Mullicker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 356 ✭✭Mullicker


    Trent asked him about what had happened and then killed him just then the ambassadors wife came in. You could tell she fancied trent "Your a woman.Normally i would either have sex with you or kill you" siad trent "but i'm out of bullets". She smiled and started walking towards him. CRACK! Trent broke her neck with a sickening karate chop that probably would of even killed a man or any animal you can think of, a lion easily. not an elephant lets not be silly but it was a hard chop.

    For a brief moment i thought the woman would be spared and used for sex, how wrong i was!


  • #197
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    goatboyrua wrote: »
    agreed. the hat really does maketh the man.
    plus snapkicks trump roundhouse kicks

    Plus I don't think Chuck can compete with awesome suplexes or stunning footsweeps.

    I have never laughed harder at a thread.


  • #198
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Mullicker wrote: »
    For a brief moment i thought the woman would be spared and used for sex, how wrong i was!

    Lets not be silly!


  • #199
    ToniTuddle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Axton Acidic Reindeer wrote: »
    Sorry people but I have never read such dross. Utter crap! Spelling poor, punctuation worse. Story line - where? Accuracy -"both bullets aimed"??? Realisim - never. Written on the hoof - definately. Class - bottom.


    *Pops on sexy hat*

    You need to get laid.

    ;)


  • #200
    Moneymaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Moneymaker


    Axton Acidic Reindeer wrote: »
    Sorry people but I have never read such dross. Utter crap! Spelling poor, punctuation worse. Story line - where? Accuracy -"both bullets aimed"??? Realisim - never. Written on the hoof - definately. Class - bottom.

    Can someone ban this guy?


  • #201
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Moneymaker wrote: »
    Can someone ban this guy?

    Its all the one. He doesn't have long left in this life anyway.


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