The Jizzlers 2009 - Awards Ceremony

D4RK ONION · 03-01-2010 12:32am

Stev_o wrote: »

Why is the Y hanging off the award?

Probably because I made it in about ten seconds!

soccymonster · 03-01-2010 12:33am

D4RK ONION wrote: »

WAIT!

We have a last minute award to announce. There was no poll because it was a unanimous decision by the forum. Ladies and gentlemen:

Congratulations girls!

Meh, it'll do I s'ppose.

But we'll be back next year. I promise ye that!

jumpguy · 03-01-2010 12:34am

Hold on now, HOLD ON!

You forgot the best jumpguy *combs hair and straightens tie*

suitcasepink · 03-01-2010 12:35am

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

Obama didn't cheat.

The thing is we didnt cheat though!!
There were no rules for this at all, if their were a rulebook you may have a point and you could quote them but you dont

So I see this unfair making up rules halfway through the competition, if we had known rules were allowed to be made during the polls well it would have been a different matter altogether.

So I will be like Louis Walsh and quote about the rules here*
*X Factor thing

:P

Craguls · 03-01-2010 12:35am

Aoibheann wrote: »

How's the shirt A Neurotic ruined now? :pac: Wine stains are IMPOSSIBLE to get out.. *shakes head sadly*

My prada shirt is RUINED. I spent the remainder of the ceremony in tears in the bathroom

Bobalicious93 · 03-01-2010 12:36am

Well, ladies and gents, that concludes the first ever Jizzler Awards.

Thank you all for your votes/nominations/suggestions. Especially norwegianwood.

I enjoyed doing it, so it's now my job forever, keep your grubby paws off it Poetman! :pac:

Insect Overlord · 03-01-2010 12:36am

Ladies, Gentlemen, vegetables and Tar. Aldarion!

We have reached the end of our first ever Clearasil & Hormones Forum Awards Jizzlers Ceremony. It has proved to have been a wildly successful venture, with some posters recieving the recognition they deserve for wonderful contributions during the year.
Now, strangely enough, one young man has gone to enormous effort in the last few days that has thus far been heartily "thanked", but has not received any official recognition. This must be rectified.
As such...

the winner of the

Best Idea of the Year Jizzler

is...

Bobalicious93!!!!

Well done Bob for your expert handling of the whole show, for co-operating so efficiently with the mod team, and for picking the fastest photoshopper in the West to put the final touches together.

Pygmalion · 03-01-2010 12:36am

Stev_o wrote: »

Why is the Y hanging off the award?

And both the 'd's in "Deise Girl and" aren't actually on the award either, unless there's some mad perspective hax involved.

I'm beginning to think that there actually are no awards, I hate doubting D-Fork like this but all the evidence points to Photoshop.
The most damning evidence being the word "Adobe" clearly visible in the header of the file

Jako8 · 03-01-2010 12:40am

Pygmalion wrote: »

And both the 'd's in "Deise Girl and" aren't actually on the award either, unless there's some mad perspective hax involved.

I'm beginning to think that there actually are no awards, I hate doubting D-Fork like this but all the evidence points to Photoshop.
The most damning evidence being the word "Adobe" clearly visible in the header of the file

Well, whenever you notice something like that... a wizard did it.

Bobalicious93 · 03-01-2010 12:40am

Well it's about damn time I got some recognition! :pac:

Seriously though, thanks guys. I know you didn't vote for that award, but I'm sure you all would've, given the opportunity. Let's be fair, the Jizzlers piss all over bythewoods' cake thing.

Thanks again,

The ever-modest adonis,

Bobalicious93

syncosised · 03-01-2010 12:41am

It was a great idea, topics that relate to these awards must account for about half my posts now!

Stev_o · 03-01-2010 12:44am

Pygmalion wrote: »

And both the 'd's in "Deise Girl and" aren't actually on the award either, unless there's some mad perspective hax involved.

I'm beginning to think that there actually are no awards, I hate doubting D-Fork like this but all the evidence points to Photoshop.
The most damning evidence being the word "Adobe" clearly visible in the header of the file

Truly is a shame. Where's that angry mob again.

soccymonster · 03-01-2010 12:54am

Any chance you could release the number of votes of each poll?

I'm curious after seeing how you did the should be a couple award :P

jumpguy · 03-01-2010 12:59am

Next year will we have the Cautioner awards? I like continueing this sitebanned-users-named award.

Pygmalion · 03-01-2010 1:06am

jumpguy wrote: »

Next year will we have the Cautioner awards? I like continueing this sitebanned-users-named award.

Cautioner was site-banned for being a prick, Jizzler was site-banned for being a hero and standing up for what he believed in.
Cautioner deserves no awards named after him

jumpguy · 03-01-2010 1:07am

Pygmalion wrote: »

Cautioner was site-banned for being a prick, Jizzler was site-banned for being a hero and standing up for what he believed in.
Cautioner deserves no awards named after him

Good point, I apologise for such a ludicrous idea. Pricks piss me off. :mad:

Jackobyte · 03-01-2010 1:07am

I got an award. Check the sig!↓↓↓:cool:

Insect Overlord · 03-01-2010 1:08am

I'm fairly certain Jizzler is not site-banned. He hasn't logged in since August though.
Cautioner ain't ever coming back...

Now let us never mention this again!

D4RK ONION · 03-01-2010 1:09am

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

Well it's about damn time I got some recognition! :pac:

Seriously though, thanks guys. I know you didn't vote for that award, but I'm sure you all would've, given the opportunity. Let's be fair, the Jizzlers piss all over bythewoods' cake thing.

Thanks again,

The ever-modest adonis,

Bobalicious93

Congrats man, and may I say you ran this ceremony with style

Jako8 · 03-01-2010 1:12am

Jackobyte wrote: »

I got an award. Check the sig!↓↓↓:cool:

That's forged.

The marks don't match those left by D4RK's photoshop tools.

Jackobyte · 03-01-2010 1:14am

Jako8 wrote: »

That's forged.

The marks don't match those left by D4RK's photoshop tools.

Ya, but I like it... And it links to C+H!!

Arcade Panda · 03-01-2010 1:39am

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

Well it's about damn time I got some recognition! :pac:

Seriously though, thanks guys. I know you didn't vote for that award, but I'm sure you all would've, given the opportunity. Let's be fair, the Jizzlers piss all over bythewoods' cake thing.

Thanks again,

The ever-modest adonis,

Bobalicious93

*taps bob on the back*

the force is indeed with you.:)

A Neurotic · 03-01-2010 1:41am

*wakes up slightly from drunken stupor*

I won!

*vomits on Craguls' replacement shirt and conks out*

Craguls · 03-01-2010 1:46am

A Neurotic wrote: »

*wakes up slightly from drunken stupor*

I won!

*vomits on Craguls' replacement shirt and conks out*

*leaves alone with fare in taxi*

bythewoods · 03-01-2010 2:17am

Sorry all, I wasn't around earlier.
*hicccc*
I got caught up in the pre drinking and had to be put to bed, but I think I'm okay now, y'know?
Did I kiss everything? It must have been something I ate like, just felt suddenly ill and dizzy. Completely ruined my stylish ball gown.

Best dressed though. Ah cheers! I've never been so proud of anything in my whole life. It's such a majorly impressive, non-pitying award. I love you all.

I'm definitely not wearing snowman pyjamas and a Bavaria hoodie in bed as I write this. No sireeeee. Yves Saint Laurent is all I'll touch, usually,

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

Let's be fair, the Jizzlers piss all over bythewoods' cake thing.

F*ck yourself. Years of cake and subsequent obesity vs. one little awards ceremony?7
wrong wrong wrong
:P

bythewoods · 03-01-2010 2:19am

bythewoods wrote: »

Did I kiss everything?
:P

Lol, typo but definitely has to stay.

I'm drunk posting a little bit lulzzz

syncosised · 03-01-2010 2:21am

That quote is a keeper!

Insect Overlord · 03-01-2010 2:27am

syncosised wrote: »

That quote is a keeper!

Just like the person who wrote it

phlegms · 03-01-2010 5:05am

What did I miss?
I had stuff to attend to..

phlegms · 03-01-2010 5:09am

OMG I WON THE MOST AWESOME PERSON ON BOARDS AWARD!
This video sums up my feelings perfectly:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_l17nlXnu0

Insect Overlord · 03-01-2010 5:09am

phlegms wrote: »

What did I miss?
I had stuff to attend to..

I don't mean to annoy you, but you really missed a great show. You've got 230 posts to catch up with, good luck!

phlegms · 03-01-2010 5:17am

Insect Overlord wrote: »

I don't mean to annoy you, but you really missed a great show. You've got 230 posts to catch up with, good luck!

I just speed read through them there, and what can I say but...

FUP YOU CRAGULUS! FUP YOU!
You knew how much I wanted to win that award. You let me down man. MAAANNNN. *

*Should also be noted that in true awards ceremony style I am genuinely drunk right now.

Piste · 03-01-2010 5:43am

*Stumbles drunkenly down red carpet, dress slightly torn, hair dishevelled*

OH HAI GUYS WHAT'D I MISSSS???????

YO Bythewoods, I'ma let you finish, but.....

bythewoods · 03-01-2010 5:46am

Piste wrote: »

*Stumbles drunkenly down red carpet, dress slightly torn, hair dishevelled*

OH HAI GUYS WHAT'D I MISSSS???????

YO Bythewoods, I'ma let you finish, but.....

phlegms · 03-01-2010 5:47am

Piste wrote: »

YO Bythewoods, I'ma let you finish, but.....Phlegms is the most awesome duder of all time. Of ALL TIME.

FYP.

Piste · 03-01-2010 5:58am

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

And the next award.....

We may get annoyed at them sometimes, get frustrated, get a yellow card, run away from the forum in a huff, vowing to never come back, only to come crawling back days later.....

..but deep down inside we know they're here to help, and they're necessary. So this is where we show our appreciation.

The Best Mod Award

the nominees are:

KnifeWRENCH
Piste
Insect Overlord

It feels pointless announcing this since they already know, but.....

..the winner is.....

Insect Overlord!!!!

*Shakes Insect Lord's hand graciously with empty, frozen smile*

D4RK ONION wrote: »

I'd just like to thank all of you lovely people who voted for me and not Fad. He really isn't that funny to be honest. I'm not very good at speeches so, here's a list of people I'd like to publicly humiliate.

Insect Poethead- Once stole a chocolate button from me. You thought you were great, but look at me now!

Syncosised- You thought you were fantastic when you won the poker last night, and all my money to boot, but NOW who has all the winnings? ME that's who!

Piste- I once asked Piste if she's like to marry me, but she laughed in my face. NOW, NOW who's laughing? ME that's who?

Fad- Fad once asked me to find him a girlfriend, and/or life. It turns out it was all a careful ruse to destory my self esteem. BUT NOW who has the shattered self esteem?!

KnifeWRENCH- One day I was walking down the hall, when suddenly I was abducted and brutally beaten. Of course, no one was ever found guilty, but tonight KnifeWRENCH has showed everyone his true jealous colours. I'm on to your game Knife-ey.

Deise_Monster- These two girls once called me professor fluffybottom, and then ran outside to play some ancient game nobody likes any more before I could think of a comeback. NOW WHO's laughing?

In summary, I ROCK! Thanks

Yeah but you didn't have an award then

randylonghorn · 03-01-2010 7:54am

D4RK ONION wrote: »

Probably because I made it in about ten seconds!

Dude, if you ever want to make it again, I wouldn't boast about that in public ... >_>

jumpguy · 03-01-2010 4:22pm

phlegms wrote: »

FUP YOU CRAGULUS! FUP YOU!
.

Do you now apologise for your use of most unceremonial language?

phlegms · 03-01-2010 4:54pm

jumpguy wrote: »

Do you now apologise for your use of most unceremonial language?

No.

D4RK ONION · 03-01-2010 11:38pm

Piste wrote: »

Yeah but you didn't have an award then

I'm taken now I'm afraid, and I appreciate my current girlfriend very much. And I am totally not saying this in the fear that she will soon join these hallowed halls :eek:

Namlub · 04-01-2010 1:39am

Aww man, I miss everything

And now I'm even more sad for caring that I missed it! Bah...

Jackobyte · 04-01-2010 11:53pm

I want a new, better looking sig.

Click my sig image! It links to C+H!!!:D

Jako8 · 04-01-2010 11:57pm

D4RK ONION wrote: »

I'm taken now I'm afraid, and I appreciate my current girlfriend very much. And I am totally not saying this in the fear that she will soon join these hallowed halls :eek:

God help us all if she does.

:pac:

D4RK ONION · 05-01-2010 1:39am

Jako8 wrote: »

God help us all if she does.

:pac:

I promise I will never mention her again. Happy?

Jako8 · 05-01-2010 1:40am

D4RK ONION wrote: »

I promise I will never mention her again. Happy?

No

Now I feel bad. You should mention her all the time.

Bobalicious93 · 05-01-2010 1:41am

D4RK ONION wrote: »

I promise I will never mention her again. Happy?

Mention who?

:pac:

D4RK ONION · 05-01-2010 1:46am

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

Mention who?

:pac:

No one.

Insect Overlord · 05-01-2010 3:54am

D4RK ONION wrote: »

No one.

That's not her name! :pac:

KnifeWRENCH · 05-01-2010 11:26am

Insect Overlord wrote: »

That's not her name! :pac:

What's her name then?
[obvious joke]Is it Hell? Stacey? Her? Jane?[/obvious joke]

The Jizzlers 2009 - Awards Ceremony

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