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The Jizzlers 2009 - Awards Ceremony

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  • #182
    jefreywithonef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    Fad wrote: »
    There's a difference between controversy and fact!

    AOIBHEANN DOESNT ACTUALLY EXIST!

    What about the apostrophe?


  • #183
    syncosised
    Registered Users Posts: 708 ✭✭✭syncosised


    Best Cheaters! It must be so!


  • #184
    jumpguy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Bobalicious93 wrote: »
    *Reads paper*




    hmmmm.........it seems we have a problem here.....


    It says here that soccy and deise are disqualified for cheating! :eek:

    Which means our actual winners are:

    D4RK ONION and Insect Overlord!!!
    Shock/horror! *removes thanks*


  • #185
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Oh, who put that "UGH" in the sig?! *Looks around* Soccy I'd say


  • #186
    soccymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    syncosised wrote: »
    Best Cheaters! It must be so!

    *pfft*
    Publicityyyyy!


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  • #187
    Stev_o
    Registered Users Posts: 9,249 ✭✭✭Stev_o


    This the single worst travesty since Jethro Thull was considered metal. I demand a recount on the last award plus and a public access to all material involved in the voting process.

    I ll gather my angry mob.

    angry-mob.bmp


  • #188
    Craguls
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,986 ✭✭✭Craguls


    *returns from hiding the jade monkey in the amazon*

    Congrats everyone!


  • #189
    Jako8
    Registered Users Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    Monzo wrote: »
    What about the apostrophe?

    They also dont exist.


  • #190
    suitcasepink
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,836 Mod ✭✭✭✭suitcasepink


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    *Hands Bobalicious piece of paper*
    Im beginning to think this was staged.. Seems to convienient the person who slipped the paper was the one who could become the winner... I think theres something going on.

    :P


  • #191
    syncosised
    Registered Users Posts: 708 ✭✭✭syncosised


    I can't find any of the polling topics. Have they been deleted? Conspiracy!


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  • #192
    Aoibheann
    Registered Users Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    Craguls wrote: »
    *returns from hiding the jade monkey in the amazon*

    Congrats everyone!

    How's the shirt A Neurotic ruined now? :pac: Wine stains are IMPOSSIBLE to get out.. *shakes head sadly*


  • #193
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    deise_girl wrote: »
    Im beginning to think this was staged.. Seems to convienient the person who slipped the paper was the one who could become the winner... I think theres something going on.

    :P
    I did what I was told, I did make the sig, but I was under the impression that we'd won the poll!


  • #194
    soccymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    All our campaigning.. for nothing!

    This didn't happen to Obama!!!

    Thanks to Jackobyte for nominating us btw.
    I have to say, campaigning was the best craic ever! :D:pac:
    And thanks to the voters.
    Too bad some people can't have a heart and give us a cool trophy sig as an award :(
    We love you all!

    -Deisemonster


  • #195
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    syncosised wrote: »
    I can't find any of the polling topics. Have they been deleted? Conspiracy!

    Maybe there were no voting topics :O :O :O


  • #196
    Bobalicious93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    soccymonster wrote: »

    This didn't happen to Obama!!!

    Obama didn't cheat.


  • #197
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    WAIT!

    We have a last minute award to announce. There was no poll because it was a unanimous decision by the forum. Ladies and gentlemen:

    5175a.jpg


    Congratulations girls!


  • #198
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Pygmalion wrote: »
    Maybe there were no voting topics :O :O :O

    Voting topics? What nonsense. There's no such thing as a "Jizzler".

    I have no idea what everyone has been talking about for the past 2 and a half hours.


  • #199
    soccymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    Bobalicious93 wrote: »
    Obama didn't cheat.

    Publicity, not cheating!


  • #200
    syncosised
    Registered Users Posts: 708 ✭✭✭syncosised


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    WAIT!

    We have a last minute award to announce. There was no poll because it was a unanimous decision by the forum. Ladies and gentlemen:

    5175a.jpg


    Congratulations girls!

    Now everyone's happy!


  • #201
    Stev_o
    Registered Users Posts: 9,249 ✭✭✭Stev_o


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    WAIT!

    We have a last minute award to announce. There was no poll because it was a unanimous decision by the forum. Ladies and gentlemen:

    5175a.jpg


    Congratulations girls!

    Why is the Y hanging off the award?


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  • #202
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Stev_o wrote: »
    Why is the Y hanging off the award?
    Probably because I made it in about ten seconds!


  • #203
    soccymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    WAIT!

    We have a last minute award to announce. There was no poll because it was a unanimous decision by the forum. Ladies and gentlemen:

    5175a.jpg


    Congratulations girls!

    Meh, it'll do I s'ppose.

    But we'll be back next year. I promise ye that!


  • #204
    jumpguy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Hold on now, HOLD ON!

    You forgot the best jumpguy *combs hair and straightens tie*


  • #205
    suitcasepink
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,836 Mod ✭✭✭✭suitcasepink


    Bobalicious93 wrote: »
    Obama didn't cheat.
    The thing is we didnt cheat though!!
    There were no rules for this at all, if their were a rulebook you may have a point and you could quote them but you dont :)
    So I see this unfair making up rules halfway through the competition, if we had known rules were allowed to be made during the polls well it would have been a different matter altogether.

    So I will be like Louis Walsh and quote about the rules here*
    *X Factor thing

    :P


  • #206
    Craguls
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,986 ✭✭✭Craguls


    Aoibheann wrote: »
    How's the shirt A Neurotic ruined now? :pac: Wine stains are IMPOSSIBLE to get out.. *shakes head sadly*

    My prada shirt is RUINED. I spent the remainder of the ceremony in tears in the bathroom


  • #207
    Bobalicious93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    Well, ladies and gents, that concludes the first ever Jizzler Awards.

    Thank you all for your votes/nominations/suggestions. Especially norwegianwood.

    I enjoyed doing it, so it's now my job forever, keep your grubby paws off it Poetman! :pac:


  • #208
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,852 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Ladies, Gentlemen, vegetables and Tar. Aldarion!

    We have reached the end of our first ever Clearasil & Hormones Forum Awards Jizzlers Ceremony. It has proved to have been a wildly successful venture, with some posters recieving the recognition they deserve for wonderful contributions during the year.
    Now, strangely enough, one young man has gone to enormous effort in the last few days that has thus far been heartily "thanked", but has not received any official recognition. This must be rectified.
    As such...

    the winner of the

    Best Idea of the Year Jizzler

    is...











    334655893a12049151951l.jpg
    Bobalicious93!!!!

    Well done Bob for your expert handling of the whole show, for co-operating so efficiently with the mod team, and for picking the fastest photoshopper in the West to put the final touches together.


  • #209
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Stev_o wrote: »
    Why is the Y hanging off the award?

    And both the 'd's in "Deise Girl and" aren't actually on the award either, unless there's some mad perspective hax involved.

    I'm beginning to think that there actually are no awards, I hate doubting D-Fork like this but all the evidence points to Photoshop.
    The most damning evidence being the word "Adobe" clearly visible in the header of the file


  • #210
    Jako8
    Registered Users Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    Pygmalion wrote: »
    And both the 'd's in "Deise Girl and" aren't actually on the award either, unless there's some mad perspective hax involved.

    I'm beginning to think that there actually are no awards, I hate doubting D-Fork like this but all the evidence points to Photoshop.
    The most damning evidence being the word "Adobe" clearly visible in the header of the file
    Well, whenever you notice something like that... a wizard did it.


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  • #211
    Bobalicious93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    Well it's about damn time I got some recognition! :pac:



    Seriously though, thanks guys. I know you didn't vote for that award, but I'm sure you all would've, given the opportunity. Let's be fair, the Jizzlers piss all over bythewoods' cake thing.

    Thanks again,

    The ever-modest adonis,

    Bobalicious93


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