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The Jizzlers 2009 - Awards Ceremony

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  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭ D4RK ONION


    I'd just like to thank all of you lovely people who voted for me and not Fad. He really isn't that funny to be honest. I'm not very good at speeches so, here's a list of people I'd like to publicly humiliate.

    Insect Poethead- Once stole a chocolate button from me. You thought you were great, but look at me now!

    Syncosised- You thought you were fantastic when you won the poker last night, and all my money to boot, but NOW who has all the winnings? ME that's who!

    Piste- I once asked Piste if she's like to marry me, but she laughed in my face. NOW, NOW who's laughing? ME that's who?

    Fad- Fad once asked me to find him a girlfriend, and/or life. It turns out it was all a careful ruse to destory my self esteem. BUT NOW who has the shattered self esteem?!

    KnifeWRENCH- One day I was walking down the hall, when suddenly I was abducted and brutally beaten. Of course, no one was ever found guilty, but tonight KnifeWRENCH has showed everyone his true jealous colours. I'm on to your game Knife-ey.

    Deise_Monster- These two girls once called me professor fluffybottom, and then ran outside to play some ancient game nobody likes any more before I could think of a comeback. NOW WHO's laughing?

    In summary, I ROCK! Thanks


  • Registered Users Posts: 708 syncosised


    "And now we move on to liars ... "


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,231 Fad


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    I'd just like to thank all of you lovely people who voted for me and not Fad. He really isn't that funny to be honest. I'm not very good at speeches so, here's a list of people I'd like to publicly humiliate.

    I was unaware people found my low level trolling funny........

    Congrats, enjoy your photoshop award that you made for yourself :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 Pygmalion


    I was nominated for this?
    *runs to try find nominations thread* (Or you can save me the trouble by telling me :P)

    Also gg D-Fork, well deserved


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,553 soccymonster


    yaaaaaaaaaaaay :D
    well done ONION!
    Loved the speech too!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,383 Aoibheann


    Fad wrote: »
    I was unaware people found my low level trolling funny........

    Congrats, enjoy your photoshop award that you made for yourself :p

    I think you're funny.. Was I wrong? I HATE being wrong. ;_;

    'grats to D4RK ONION! :) Award for best speech too, surely!


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭ D4RK ONION


    Fad wrote: »
    I was unaware people found my low level trolling funny........

    Congrats, enjoy your photoshop award that you made for yourself :p
    Oh how ugly your jealous side is :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 KnifeWRENCH


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    I'd just like to thank all of you lovely people who voted for me and not Fad. He really isn't that funny to be honest. I'm not very good at speeches so, here's a list of people I'd like to publicly humiliate.

    .....
    [Moe]He's right. He ain't much on speeches[/Moe]
    Fad wrote: »
    I was unaware people found my low level trolling funny........

    Congrats, enjoy your photoshop award that you made for yourself :p

    That is an EPIC burn right there! :D:D
    WIN


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 Pygmalion


    Pygmalion wrote: »
    I was nominated for this?
    *runs to try find nominations thread* (Or you can save me the trouble by telling me :P)

    Found it, phlegms and Bobalicious are my new best friends btw.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ jefreywithonef


    *drunkenly stumbles through the door, looks around bemused, grabs a nearby bottle of Miller and plumps down on a seat*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 Bobalicious93


    This award is particularly special to my heart, because everyone hated it and I decided to make it a Jizzler anyway :pac:



    "The Lifetime Achievement Award"

    And the nominees are:

    Cautioner
    bythewoods
    Insect Overlord
    D4RK ONION
    KnifeWRENCH
    Arcade Panda
    All the females of the forum

    and the winner(s) is/are...



    All of the Females yay -_-

    Lifetime-Achievement-award.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 KnifeWRENCH


    LOL @ the Broads! Makes them sound like a skanger girl band or something! :D


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭ D4RK ONION


    Another shocker. The surprises keep on coming!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,849 bluejay14


    Woo lifetime achievement, go us!!!

    I'm not sure if that's a complement or not though:confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 Bobalicious93


    Here's a fun fact:

    'Broads' is an anagram of 'Boards'


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,553 soccymonster


    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay :D

    do we all get to use that sig now?
    awwwh, how sweet of ye :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,252 norwegianwood


    hmmmm.....didn't see that one coming!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭ knockane_ali09


    woooooooh
    who actually nominated all the females :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭ jumpguy


    Congratulations women, us men decided to give you something.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,768 almostnever


    Here's a fun fact:

    'Broads' is an anagram of 'Boards'

    Another fun fact: today's date is palindromic!

    /nerd


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,445 Jako8


    jumpguy wrote: »
    Congratulations women, us men decided to give you something.

    Now back to kitchen.


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭ D4RK ONION


    woooooooh
    who actually nominated all the females :confused:
    THAT would be me ;)
    Of course ye can all use the sig! Silly broads...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 Pygmalion


    Alright ladies, you've had your fun, don't get too carried away, there's still cleaning to do!

    Also congratulations


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,383 Aoibheann


    jumpguy wrote: »
    Congratulations women, us men decided to give you something.
    Jako8 wrote: »
    Now back to kitchen.

    .. do we get banned if we hurt the above posters? :pac:

    Edit: Oh, and add Pygmalion to that list!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 KnifeWRENCH


    Another fun fact: today's date is palindromic!

    /nerd

    No it's not!
    02/01/10 ----> 01/10/20


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭ D4RK ONION


    Yes, my bar is in need of hot waitresses. Feel free to apply in the thread :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,553 soccymonster


    Aoibheann wrote: »
    .. do we get banned if we hurt the above posters? :pac:

    Edit: Oh, and add Pygmalion to that list!

    I like that idea :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 446 ✭✭ msbrightside


    whoop the females won!
    (yes i know this doesn't include me because i wasn't here when the poll was made but i'm going to pretend i am included.OK?)

    gosh sorry about that, all that coke is going to my head:cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,849 bluejay14


    I want to know what happened to the lovely assistant we were promised would be here to help with the awards.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,426 Arcade Panda


    I like that idea :)

    as do I soccy, as do I.


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