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The Jizzlers 2009 - Awards Ceremony

  • 02-01-2010 9:15pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 Bobalicious93


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    *Applause*

    Thank you, thank you, you're all too kind. No, please, that's enough. Oh, haha, well, ahhh..no I'm begging you,
    no no you're all too kind. Ahem. Oh well this is just fantastic. Thank you all.....

    *cough* So, Good evening, ladies and gents. Thank you all for coming.

    I welcome you to the Jizzler Awards 2009, which, for some reason, are taking place in 2010. The first of what will hopefully become a long-standing tradition in this relatively new forum. These awards aim to reward and showcase the finest in young forum-poster talent.

    The awards themselves, of course, are named after possibly the greatest poster ever known to man, who unfortunately can no longer be with us :(.
    May he rest in peace.

    I'd like to thank you all for your votes and nominations, except norwegianwood.



    So, without further adyoo, let's move along, to the first, and least important award of the night....

    The Best Dressed Award

    And the Nominees are:

    jumpguy
    SarcasticFairy
    Jay P
    Insect Overlord
    DancingQueen
    bythewoods
    Aisling
    phlegms
    Craguls

    .....And the winner is...




    bythewoods!!!

    Congratulations. Here's your trophy sig:

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    Speech!


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  • *impatient, condescending applause*




  • Woo, yeah, WOW, look at that sig!




  • I've never been so excited

    Disclaimer: May or may not be true




  • *quick nod of head to say I'm disappointed, and then proceed with smile and clap to show I'm happy for bythewoods*
    Well done woodsy 1!




  • SPEEEEEECH ALREADY!


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  • It seems bythewoods isn't here, so I'll accept the award on her behalf....

    She prepared this speech for me to read to you all.

    "Thank you all for your votes, but I feel this award is a shallow one, when we all know that sexy beast of a man, Bobalicious truly deserves this award.

    Thank You"




  • Seriously bythewoods, imma let you finish but Insect Overlord dressed the best all year!

    /w4nker




  • There appears to be no speech, pity. Next award to be announced? :P








  • Jako8 wrote: »
    Seriously bythewoods, imma let you finish but Insect Overlord dressed the best all year!

    /w4nker
    Someone had to do it!


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  • yay, bythewoods :D
    Congrats.
    You deserved an award after the CCC discovery :)






  • I'd like to thank you all for your votes and nominations, except norwegianwood.



    :(




  • Jako8 wrote: »
    Seriously bythewoods, imma let you finish but Insect Overlord dressed the best all year!

    /w4nker

    If this isn't tomorrow's Post of the Day, I'm going to close down the whole forum :D
    Everybody, thank it right now!

    Congratulations to bythewoods, your fans have spoken :)




  • *Waits patiently for next award*

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  • wowza...there are 54 people watching this right now:)




  • *Puts on Barman hat*

    I will be serving non-alcoholic beverages and food all night. If you would like something, please ask. :)




  • Gonna be some long night, eh lads?




  • It's 21.30... time for more jizzlage.




  • And now, to the 2nd, and 2nd least important award of the night. The award which rewards the most annoying b*stard of the forum.

    The Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with Award

    The nominees are:

    Bobalicious93
    KnifeWRENCH
    soccymonster
    deise_girl
    Fad
    Jako8
    phlegms
    Pygmalion

    ...And the winner is....






    phlegms!!!!

    Well done.

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  • *sigh* Don't you just hate these drawn out award ceremonies?....
    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    *Puts on Barman hat*

    I will be serving non-alcoholic beverages and food all night. If you would like something, please ask. :)





  • Gonna be some long night, eh lads?
    Like it matters, we'll all be up until 4 or 5 anyway.




  • D4RK ONION wrote: »
    *Puts on Barman hat*

    I will be serving non-alcoholic beverages and food all night. If you would like something, please ask. :)


    Who's buying the first round then?




  • D4RK ONION wrote: »
    *Puts on Barman hat*

    I will be serving non-alcoholic beverages and food all night. If you would like something, please ask. :)

    Oooh, Coke please




  • Congrat-... Well Do-... Screw it, at least you got what you wanted!




  • wow! Go phlegms..
    Now a victory speech? :)




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  • Well done phlegms! Definitely a deserving winner! :D




  • Well Bob, you didn't win, we good now?:pac:


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  • My totally legal bar is now open in the forum, while you're waiting for your speech!


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