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The Jizzlers 2009 - Awards Ceremony

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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    Fad wrote: »
    Very little. :mad:

    >_>

    I AM ALL KNOWING. Almost like a god, except I exist..
    I think you'll find that this is the sarkiest poster.

    I'm not even going to look, I knew someone would post that.. :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭almostnever


    Is that is over then? (:


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    One more to go! Best couple I think.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    Is that is over then? (:

    Nope.
    Who could forget the "should be a couple" award.?

    :o


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    Aoibheann wrote: »
    I AM ALL KNOWING. Almost like a god, except I exist..

    Ahh, no awards night is complete without controversy. :D


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,852 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Good god man, do not point the kids in the direction of Sarky, he'll tear them to shreds! :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    Jako8 wrote: »
    Ahh, no awards night is complete without controversy. :D


    There's a difference between controversy and fact!

    AOIBHEANN DOESNT ACTUALLY EXIST!


  • Registered Users Posts: 708 ✭✭✭syncosised


    This is the big one! Let's get ready for it ...

    q2hQQ.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Jako8 wrote: »
    Ahh, no awards night is complete without controversy. :D

    Controversy is over here


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Congrats to everyone whose got awards tonight! :)
    Blatant stab at KnifeWRENCH...cold man.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Good god man, do not point the kids in the direction of Sarky, he'll tear them to shreds! :eek:

    I know. I kinda wanna see what happens...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭almostnever


    Nope.
    Who could forget the "should be a couple" award.?

    :o

    I'm not wearing my glasses and genuinely thought I might have missed/overlooked it :o


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    Good god man, do not point the kids in the direction of Sarky, he'll tear them to shreds! :eek:

    ..are you trying to call me a kid? :P
    Fad wrote: »
    There's a difference between controversy and fact!

    AOIBHEANN DOESNT ACTUALLY EXIST!

    This is actually true. ;_;


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    Woo last award coming...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    And now, ladies, gentlemen, and Insect Overlord...

    The award you've all been waiting for, it's our final Jizzler of the night.


    The 'Should Be A Couple' Award

    Competition for this one was fierce, with the poll going right down to the wire.

    The nominees are:

    Fad + A Neurotic
    Craguls + phlegms
    Jako8 + Aisling
    soccymonster + deise_girl
    D4RK ONION + Insect Overlord




    .....I will announce the results in reverse order.....




    In Last Place........with a big fat ZERO votes...

    Are Jako8 + Aisling.

    What loser nomiated you two?







    In 4th Place.........with 9 votes........





    Are Craguls + phlegms





    In 3rd Place..........with 12 votes........






    Are Fad + A Neurotic








    In 2nd place......with 21 votes..........








    Are....









    D4RK ONION and Insect Overlord!

    Which means our winners, with 22 votes are


    soccy and deise_girl!!!!


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    *Hands Bobalicious piece of paper*


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    *Hands Bobalicious piece of paper*

    Uh oh.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,852 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Aoibheann wrote: »
    This is actually true. ;_;

    Does this mean I don't have to make that cake after all? :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Congrats soccy and deise


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    *Reads paper*




    hmmmm.........it seems we have a problem here.....


    It says here that soccy and deise are disqualified for cheating! :eek:

    Which means our actual winners are:

    D4RK ONION and Insect Overlord!!!

    Should-be-a-couple.jpg


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    What's on the paper.


    :pac:


    EDIT: Oh, that's what's on the paper.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    Does this mean I don't have to make that cake after all? :pac:

    No, you definitely still have to make me that cake. I'll make myself exist if there's cake involved. :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    did we actually win?

    :confused:






    SUPER-LOL!
    :pac:


    EDIT: :( nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..


  • Registered Users Posts: 708 ✭✭✭syncosised


    Good thing I got my riot police ready! They're struggling though!

    Etnies-fight-shoes.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Congrats D4 Rock and the Overlord.

    For shame, soccy and deise, for shame.


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    *Reads paper*




    hmmmm.........it seems we have a problem here.....


    It says here that soccy and deise are disqualified for cheating! :eek:

    Which means our actual winners are:

    D4RK ONION and Insect Overlord!!!

    Should-be-a-couple.jpg
    OH my word, I didn't realise this when I was making the thing! I feel all dirty now :eek:


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,852 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Evil genius! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    It says here that soccy and deise are disqualified for cheating! :eek:

    Which means our actual winners are:

    D4RK ONION and Insect Overlord!!!

    :eek::eek::eek:



  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,836 Mod ✭✭✭✭suitcasepink


    did we actually win?

    :confused:






    SUPER-LOL!
    :pac:


    EDIT: :( nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..
    We know the truth soccy we know the truth.....
    I shall take a screenshot of the results to remember this moment forever.


    Oh and to peeps who said we cheated, I voted for Onion and poet! Im telling you no lies :pac:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    Can we at least have a cool sig?
    because we did actually win!..

    :(


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