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The Jizzlers 2009 - Awards Ceremony

Bobalicious93 · 2010-01-02 21:15:30

*Applause* Thank you, thank you, you're all too kind. No, please, that's enough. Oh, haha, well, ahhh..no I'm begging you, no no you're all too kind. Ahem. Oh well this is just fantastic. Thank you all..... *cough* So, Good evening, ladies and gents. Thank you all for coming. I welcome you to the Jizzler Awards 2009,…

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#152 03-01-2010 12:05AM

Aoibheann

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Fad wrote: »

Very little. :mad:

>_>

I AM ALL KNOWING. Almost like a god, except I exist..

KnifeWRENCH wrote: »

I think you'll find that this is the sarkiest poster.

I'm not even going to look, I knew someone would post that.. :P

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#153 03-01-2010 12:06AM

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Is that is over then? (:

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#154 03-01-2010 12:06AM

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One more to go! Best couple I think.

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#155 03-01-2010 12:07AM

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almostnever wrote: »

Is that is over then? (:

Nope.
Who could forget the "should be a couple" award.?

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#156 03-01-2010 12:07AM

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Aoibheann wrote: »

I AM ALL KNOWING. Almost like a god, except I exist..

Ahh, no awards night is complete without controversy.

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#157 03-01-2010 12:08AM

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Good god man, do not point the kids in the direction of Sarky, he'll tear them to shreds! :eek:

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#158 03-01-2010 12:08AM

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Jako8 wrote: »

Ahh, no awards night is complete without controversy.

There's a difference between controversy and fact!

AOIBHEANN DOESNT ACTUALLY EXIST!

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#159 03-01-2010 12:08AM

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This is the big one! Let's get ready for it ...

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#160 03-01-2010 12:08AM

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Jako8 wrote: »

Ahh, no awards night is complete without controversy.

Controversy is over here

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#161 03-01-2010 12:08AM

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Insect Overlord wrote: »

Congrats to everyone whose got awards tonight!

Blatant stab at KnifeWRENCH...cold man.

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#162 03-01-2010 12:09AM

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Insect Overlord wrote: »

Good god man, do not point the kids in the direction of Sarky, he'll tear them to shreds! :eek:

I know. I kinda wanna see what happens...

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#163 03-01-2010 12:09AM

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soccymonster wrote: »

Nope.
Who could forget the "should be a couple" award.?

I'm not wearing my glasses and genuinely thought I might have missed/overlooked it

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#164 03-01-2010 12:12AM

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Insect Overlord wrote: »

Good god man, do not point the kids in the direction of Sarky, he'll tear them to shreds! :eek:

..are you trying to call me a kid? :P

Fad wrote: »

There's a difference between controversy and fact!

AOIBHEANN DOESNT ACTUALLY EXIST!

This is actually true. ;_;

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#165 03-01-2010 12:13AM

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Woo last award coming...

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#166 03-01-2010 12:14AM

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And now, ladies, gentlemen, and Insect Overlord...

The award you've all been waiting for, it's our final Jizzler of the night.

The 'Should Be A Couple' Award

Competition for this one was fierce, with the poll going right down to the wire.

The nominees are:

Fad + A Neurotic
Craguls + phlegms
Jako8 + Aisling
soccymonster + deise_girl
D4RK ONION + Insect Overlord

.....I will announce the results in reverse order.....

In Last Place........with a big fat ZERO votes...

Are Jako8 + Aisling.

What loser nomiated you two?

In 4th Place.........with 9 votes........

Are Craguls + phlegms

In 3rd Place..........with 12 votes........

Are Fad + A Neurotic

In 2nd place......with 21 votes..........

Are....

D4RK ONION and Insect Overlord!

Which means our winners, with 22 votes are

soccy and deise_girl!!!!

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#167 03-01-2010 12:14AM

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*Hands Bobalicious piece of paper*

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#168 03-01-2010 12:15AM

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D4RK ONION wrote: »

*Hands Bobalicious piece of paper*

Uh oh.

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#169 03-01-2010 12:15AM

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Aoibheann wrote: »

This is actually true. ;_;

Does this mean I don't have to make that cake after all? :pac:

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#170 03-01-2010 12:15AM

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Congrats soccy and deise

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#171 03-01-2010 12:16AM

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*Reads paper*

hmmmm.........it seems we have a problem here.....

It says here that soccy and deise are disqualified for cheating! :eek:

Which means our actual winners are:

D4RK ONION and Insect Overlord!!!

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#172 03-01-2010 12:16AM

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What's on the paper.

:pac:

EDIT: Oh, that's what's on the paper.

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#173 03-01-2010 12:16AM

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Insect Overlord wrote: »

Does this mean I don't have to make that cake after all? :pac:

No, you definitely still have to make me that cake. I'll make myself exist if there's cake involved. :P

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#174 03-01-2010 12:17AM

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did we actually win?

SUPER-LOL!
:pac:

EDIT: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..

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#175 03-01-2010 12:17AM

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Good thing I got my riot police ready! They're struggling though!

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#176 03-01-2010 12:18AM

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Congrats D4 Rock and the Overlord.

For shame, soccy and deise, for shame.

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#177 03-01-2010 12:18AM

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Bobalicious93 wrote: »

*Reads paper*

hmmmm.........it seems we have a problem here.....

It says here that soccy and deise are disqualified for cheating! :eek:

Which means our actual winners are:

D4RK ONION and Insect Overlord!!!

OH my word, I didn't realise this when I was making the thing! I feel all dirty now :eek:

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#178 03-01-2010 12:19AM

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Evil genius!

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#179 03-01-2010 12:19AM

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Bobalicious93 wrote: »

It says here that soccy and deise are disqualified for cheating! :eek:

Which means our actual winners are:

D4RK ONION and Insect Overlord!!!

:eek::eek::eek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40

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#180 03-01-2010 12:20AM

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soccymonster wrote: »

did we actually win?

SUPER-LOL!
:pac:

EDIT: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..

We know the truth soccy we know the truth.....
I shall take a screenshot of the results to remember this moment forever.

Oh and to peeps who said we cheated, I voted for Onion and poet! Im telling you no lies :pac:

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#181 03-01-2010 12:20AM

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Can we at least have a cool sig?
because we did actually win!..

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