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The Jizzlers 2009 - Awards Ceremony

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    Fad wrote: »
    Very little. :mad:

    >_>

    I AM ALL KNOWING. Almost like a god, except I exist..
    I think you'll find that this is the sarkiest poster.

    I'm not even going to look, I knew someone would post that.. :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭almostnever


    Is that is over then? (:


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    One more to go! Best couple I think.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    Is that is over then? (:

    Nope.
    Who could forget the "should be a couple" award.?

    :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    Aoibheann wrote: »
    I AM ALL KNOWING. Almost like a god, except I exist..

    Ahh, no awards night is complete without controversy. :D


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,912 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Good god man, do not point the kids in the direction of Sarky, he'll tear them to shreds! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    Jako8 wrote: »
    Ahh, no awards night is complete without controversy. :D


    There's a difference between controversy and fact!

    AOIBHEANN DOESNT ACTUALLY EXIST!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 708 ✭✭✭syncosised


    This is the big one! Let's get ready for it ...

    q2hQQ.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Jako8 wrote: »
    Ahh, no awards night is complete without controversy. :D

    Controversy is over here


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Congrats to everyone whose got awards tonight! :)
    Blatant stab at KnifeWRENCH...cold man.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Good god man, do not point the kids in the direction of Sarky, he'll tear them to shreds! :eek:

    I know. I kinda wanna see what happens...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭almostnever


    Nope.
    Who could forget the "should be a couple" award.?

    :o

    I'm not wearing my glasses and genuinely thought I might have missed/overlooked it :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    Good god man, do not point the kids in the direction of Sarky, he'll tear them to shreds! :eek:

    ..are you trying to call me a kid? :P
    Fad wrote: »
    There's a difference between controversy and fact!

    AOIBHEANN DOESNT ACTUALLY EXIST!

    This is actually true. ;_;


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    Woo last award coming...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    And now, ladies, gentlemen, and Insect Overlord...

    The award you've all been waiting for, it's our final Jizzler of the night.


    The 'Should Be A Couple' Award

    Competition for this one was fierce, with the poll going right down to the wire.

    The nominees are:

    Fad + A Neurotic
    Craguls + phlegms
    Jako8 + Aisling
    soccymonster + deise_girl
    D4RK ONION + Insect Overlord




    .....I will announce the results in reverse order.....




    In Last Place........with a big fat ZERO votes...

    Are Jako8 + Aisling.

    What loser nomiated you two?







    In 4th Place.........with 9 votes........





    Are Craguls + phlegms





    In 3rd Place..........with 12 votes........






    Are Fad + A Neurotic








    In 2nd place......with 21 votes..........








    Are....









    D4RK ONION and Insect Overlord!

    Which means our winners, with 22 votes are


    soccy and deise_girl!!!!


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    *Hands Bobalicious piece of paper*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    *Hands Bobalicious piece of paper*

    Uh oh.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,912 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Aoibheann wrote: »
    This is actually true. ;_;

    Does this mean I don't have to make that cake after all? :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Congrats soccy and deise


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    *Reads paper*




    hmmmm.........it seems we have a problem here.....


    It says here that soccy and deise are disqualified for cheating! :eek:

    Which means our actual winners are:

    D4RK ONION and Insect Overlord!!!

    Should-be-a-couple.jpg


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    What's on the paper.


    :pac:


    EDIT: Oh, that's what's on the paper.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    Does this mean I don't have to make that cake after all? :pac:

    No, you definitely still have to make me that cake. I'll make myself exist if there's cake involved. :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    did we actually win?

    :confused:






    SUPER-LOL!
    :pac:


    EDIT: :( nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 708 ✭✭✭syncosised


    Good thing I got my riot police ready! They're struggling though!

    Etnies-fight-shoes.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Congrats D4 Rock and the Overlord.

    For shame, soccy and deise, for shame.


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    *Reads paper*




    hmmmm.........it seems we have a problem here.....


    It says here that soccy and deise are disqualified for cheating! :eek:

    Which means our actual winners are:

    D4RK ONION and Insect Overlord!!!

    Should-be-a-couple.jpg
    OH my word, I didn't realise this when I was making the thing! I feel all dirty now :eek:


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,912 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Evil genius! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    It says here that soccy and deise are disqualified for cheating! :eek:

    Which means our actual winners are:

    D4RK ONION and Insect Overlord!!!

    :eek::eek::eek:



  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,849 Mod ✭✭✭✭suitcasepink


    did we actually win?

    :confused:






    SUPER-LOL!
    :pac:


    EDIT: :( nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..
    We know the truth soccy we know the truth.....
    I shall take a screenshot of the results to remember this moment forever.


    Oh and to peeps who said we cheated, I voted for Onion and poet! Im telling you no lies :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    Can we at least have a cool sig?
    because we did actually win!..

    :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    Fad wrote: »
    There's a difference between controversy and fact!

    AOIBHEANN DOESNT ACTUALLY EXIST!

    What about the apostrophe?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 708 ✭✭✭syncosised


    Best Cheaters! It must be so!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    *Reads paper*




    hmmmm.........it seems we have a problem here.....


    It says here that soccy and deise are disqualified for cheating! :eek:

    Which means our actual winners are:

    D4RK ONION and Insect Overlord!!!
    Shock/horror! *removes thanks*


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Oh, who put that "UGH" in the sig?! *Looks around* Soccy I'd say


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    syncosised wrote: »
    Best Cheaters! It must be so!

    *pfft*
    Publicityyyyy!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,249 ✭✭✭Stev_o


    This the single worst travesty since Jethro Thull was considered metal. I demand a recount on the last award plus and a public access to all material involved in the voting process.

    I ll gather my angry mob.

    angry-mob.bmp


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,986 ✭✭✭Craguls


    *returns from hiding the jade monkey in the amazon*

    Congrats everyone!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    Monzo wrote: »
    What about the apostrophe?

    They also dont exist.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,849 Mod ✭✭✭✭suitcasepink


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    *Hands Bobalicious piece of paper*
    Im beginning to think this was staged.. Seems to convienient the person who slipped the paper was the one who could become the winner... I think theres something going on.

    :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 708 ✭✭✭syncosised


    I can't find any of the polling topics. Have they been deleted? Conspiracy!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    Craguls wrote: »
    *returns from hiding the jade monkey in the amazon*

    Congrats everyone!

    How's the shirt A Neurotic ruined now? :pac: Wine stains are IMPOSSIBLE to get out.. *shakes head sadly*


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    deise_girl wrote: »
    Im beginning to think this was staged.. Seems to convienient the person who slipped the paper was the one who could become the winner... I think theres something going on.

    :P
    I did what I was told, I did make the sig, but I was under the impression that we'd won the poll!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    All our campaigning.. for nothing!

    This didn't happen to Obama!!!

    Thanks to Jackobyte for nominating us btw.
    I have to say, campaigning was the best craic ever! :D:pac:
    And thanks to the voters.
    Too bad some people can't have a heart and give us a cool trophy sig as an award :(
    We love you all!

    -Deisemonster


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    syncosised wrote: »
    I can't find any of the polling topics. Have they been deleted? Conspiracy!

    Maybe there were no voting topics :O :O :O


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93



    This didn't happen to Obama!!!

    Obama didn't cheat.


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    WAIT!

    We have a last minute award to announce. There was no poll because it was a unanimous decision by the forum. Ladies and gentlemen:

    5175a.jpg


    Congratulations girls!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Pygmalion wrote: »
    Maybe there were no voting topics :O :O :O

    Voting topics? What nonsense. There's no such thing as a "Jizzler".

    I have no idea what everyone has been talking about for the past 2 and a half hours.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    Obama didn't cheat.

    Publicity, not cheating!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 708 ✭✭✭syncosised


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    WAIT!

    We have a last minute award to announce. There was no poll because it was a unanimous decision by the forum. Ladies and gentlemen:

    5175a.jpg


    Congratulations girls!

    Now everyone's happy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,249 ✭✭✭Stev_o


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    WAIT!

    We have a last minute award to announce. There was no poll because it was a unanimous decision by the forum. Ladies and gentlemen:

    5175a.jpg


    Congratulations girls!

    Why is the Y hanging off the award?


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