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The Jizzlers 2009 - Awards Ceremony

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  • #102
    Bobalicious93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    This award is particularly special to my heart, because everyone hated it and I decided to make it a Jizzler anyway :pac:



    "The Lifetime Achievement Award"

    And the nominees are:

    Cautioner
    bythewoods
    Insect Overlord
    D4RK ONION
    KnifeWRENCH
    Arcade Panda
    All the females of the forum

    and the winner(s) is/are...



    All of the Females yay -_-

    Lifetime-Achievement-award.jpg


  • #103
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    LOL @ the Broads! Makes them sound like a skanger girl band or something! :D


  • #104
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Another shocker. The surprises keep on coming!


  • #105
    bluejay14
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,849 ✭✭✭bluejay14


    Woo lifetime achievement, go us!!!

    I'm not sure if that's a complement or not though:confused:


  • #106
    Bobalicious93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    Here's a fun fact:

    'Broads' is an anagram of 'Boards'


  • #107
    soccymonster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay :D

    do we all get to use that sig now?
    awwwh, how sweet of ye :)


  • #108
    norwegianwood
    Registered Users Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭norwegianwood


    hmmmm.....didn't see that one coming!


  • #109
    knockane_ali09
    Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭knockane_ali09


    woooooooh
    who actually nominated all the females :confused:


  • #110
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Congratulations women, us men decided to give you something.


  • #111
    almostnever
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭almostnever


    Bobalicious93 wrote: »
    Here's a fun fact:

    'Broads' is an anagram of 'Boards'

    Another fun fact: today's date is palindromic!

    /nerd


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  • #112
    Jako8
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    jumpguy wrote: »
    Congratulations women, us men decided to give you something.

    Now back to kitchen.


  • #113
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    knockane_ali09 wrote: »
    woooooooh
    who actually nominated all the females :confused:
    THAT would be me ;)
    Of course ye can all use the sig! Silly broads...


  • #114
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Alright ladies, you've had your fun, don't get too carried away, there's still cleaning to do!

    Also congratulations


  • #115
    Aoibheann
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    jumpguy wrote: »
    Congratulations women, us men decided to give you something.
    Jako8 wrote: »
    Now back to kitchen.

    .. do we get banned if we hurt the above posters? :pac:

    Edit: Oh, and add Pygmalion to that list!


  • #116
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    almostnever wrote: »
    Another fun fact: today's date is palindromic!

    /nerd

    No it's not!
    02/01/10 ----> 01/10/20


  • #117
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Yes, my bar is in need of hot waitresses. Feel free to apply in the thread :p


  • #118
    soccymonster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    Aoibheann wrote: »
    .. do we get banned if we hurt the above posters? :pac:

    Edit: Oh, and add Pygmalion to that list!

    I like that idea :)


  • #119
    msbrightside
    Closed Accounts Posts: 446 ✭✭msbrightside


    whoop the females won!
    (yes i know this doesn't include me because i wasn't here when the poll was made but i'm going to pretend i am included.OK?)

    gosh sorry about that, all that coke is going to my head:cool:


  • #120
    bluejay14
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,849 ✭✭✭bluejay14


    I want to know what happened to the lovely assistant we were promised would be here to help with the awards.


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  • #121
    Arcade Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,426 ✭✭✭Arcade Panda


    soccymonster wrote: »
    I like that idea :)

    as do I soccy, as do I.


  • #122
    Jako8
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    Aoibheann wrote: »
    .. do we get banned if we hurt the above posters? :pac:

    Edit: Oh, and add Pygmalion to that list!

    No you get the "Vindication of Women's Rights" award


  • #123
    Fad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    msbrightside wrote: »
    gosh sorry about that, all that coke is going to my head:cool:

    0.o

    D4RK, do you not have bathroom attendants hired?


  • #124
    almostnever
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭almostnever


    KnifeWRENCH wrote: »
    No it's not!
    02/01/10 ----> 01/10/20

    It is if you use American dates :p

    01/02/2010 ----> 0102/20/10

    Don't mind me,I'm weird. And not in the good way <.<


  • #125
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    almostnever wrote: »
    It is if you use American dates :p

    01/02/2010 ----> 0102/20/10

    Don't mind me,I'm weird. And not in the good way <.<

    *grrr* You win this round..... :P


  • #126
    bluejay14
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,849 ✭✭✭bluejay14


    almostnever wrote: »
    It is if you use American dates :p

    01/02/2010 ----> 0102/20/10

    Don't mind me,I'm weird. And not in the good way <.<


    American dates? but I always do it that way, I hate it when poeople do it the other way around.:mad:


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  • #127
    Bobalicious93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    ....The next award I know you've all been looking forward to. It's the award for the most fantastic face-fungus, the most mesmerising moustache, the greatest goatee, the something soulpatch, or quite simply....

    The Best Beard Award

    The nominees are:

    soccymonster
    banjopaul
    Pygmalion
    Insect Overlord
    bythewoods





    ...and the winner is......






    :eek: It's another draw :eek:






    Pygmalion/soccymonster!!!!

    Best-Beard-2.jpg

    Best-Beard-1.jpg


  • #128
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Aoibheann wrote: »
    .. do we get banned if we hurt the above posters? :pac:

    Edit: Oh, and add Pygmalion to that list!
    soccymonster wrote: »
    I like that idea :)

    It's a bit kinky but I'll give it a go.


  • #129
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    This was by far my favourite result from the polls, I laughed so hard when I made those!

    EDIT: SPEECH! XD


  • #130
    Fad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA


  • #131
    Aoibheann
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    Jako8 wrote: »
    No you get the "Vindication of Women's Rights" award

    \o/ I have no speech prepared! And I didn't even wear a pretty dress, I wasn't expecting anything. I.. I don't know what to say. I'd like to thank my mom, my dad, God (:rolleyes:), all the pretty, fluffy animals in the world, all you men who keep insulting us female types without whom I would have nobody to give out to, etc etc etc.. :pac:


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  • #132
    soccymonster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    wooow!

    I'm sooo proud to be sharing this award with Pyggy.
    He definetly has the best beard. But hey, what can I say, thanks for the votes guys :D
    ye are the coolest!

    Edit: Fad, thanks for the nomination buddy ;)


  • #133
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Bobalicious93 wrote: »
    Pygmalion/soccymonster!!!!

    Nice one!
    I'm torn between wishing I'd voted for myself (I don't think I did anyway) so I'd actually won and loving that soccymonster got it too.


  • #134
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Pfft, who the hell voted Pygmallion? soccy was CLEARLY the only deserving winner of this award!


  • #135
    norwegianwood
    Registered Users Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭norwegianwood


    Excellent.


  • #136
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    I'm proud of soccy. She can't sleep some nights, agonising over this award. Pyggy's sleep pattern is ****ed from the stress. A joint first is fairest.


  • #137
    Fad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    soccymonster wrote: »

    Edit: Fad, thanks for the nomination buddy ;)

    I knew you had it in you to win. :D


  • #138
    Bobalicious93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    ...Now settle down everyone...

    Our next award isn't important at all and is simply here to make up the numbers

    The Best Poster Award

    The Nominees are:

    Fad
    A Neurotic
    D4RK ONION
    Arcade Panda
    Jay P
    phlegms




    And the winner is...





    Fad!!!

    Best-Poster.jpg


  • #139
    soccymonster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    Pygmalion wrote: »
    Nice one!
    I'm torn between wishing I'd voted for myself (I don't think I did anyway) so I'd actually won and loving that soccymonster got it too.

    Thanks man :D
    Well sharing is caring, thats my new motto.
    jumpguy wrote: »
    I'm proud of soccy. She can't sleep some nights, agonising over this award. Pyggy's sleep pattern is ****ed from the stress. A joint first is fairest.

    How did you know jumpy? You know me too well, you really do :o


  • #140
    Jackobyte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭Jackobyte


    I just arrived to the awards, fashionably late!:D


  • #141
    Fad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    YAY

    Thank you all, each and every one of you :)

    (Especially Knifewrench who clearly did ALL of the work)

    Might remove the last.fm chart to make room for this, if it's still there....my internet's being weird and I cant see it anyway.


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  • #142
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Bobalicious93 wrote: »
    ...Now settle down everyone...

    Our next award isn't important at all and is simply here to make up the numbers

    The Best Poster Award

    The Nominees are:

    Fad
    A Neurotic
    D4RK ONION
    Arcade Panda
    Jay P
    phlegms




    And the winner is...





    Fad!!!

    Best-Poster.jpg

    Meh.

    *cue collective indifferenence from everyone in the forum*

    EDIT: OMG, HE ACKNOWLEDGED ME!
    *INDIFFERENCE REPLACED BY RAPTUROUS APPLAUSE*


  • #143
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Congrats Fad, even if I do hate you a little. :)


  • #144
    Fad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    Congrats Fad, even if I do hate you a little. :)

    Oh this award that I didnt make myself tastes sweet :p


  • #145
    Jako8
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    Well done. :)


  • #146
    Aoibheann
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    Yay! :) Congrats Fad! \o/ I'd have said sarkiest poster, but what do I know? ;)


  • #147
    Fad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    Aoibheann wrote: »
    Yay! :) Congrats Fad! \o/ I'd have said sarkiest poster, but what do I know? ;)

    Very little. :mad:

    >_>


  • #148
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Fad wrote: »
    Oh this award that I didnt make myself tastes sweet :p
    Just so you know, I put a massive turd behind that trophey on your one. You can't see it, but I really did.


  • #149
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Aoibheann wrote: »
    Yay! :) Congrats Fad! \o/ I'd have said sarkiest poster, but what do I know? ;)

    I think you'll find that this is the sarkiest poster.


  • #150
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,914 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Congrats to everyone whose got awards tonight! :)


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  • #151
    SarcasticFairy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭SarcasticFairy


    Aoibheann wrote: »
    Yay! :) Congrats Fad! \o/ I'd have said sarkiest poster, but what do I know? ;)

    +1 :p

    'Gratz :)


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