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The Jizzlers 2009 - Awards Ceremony

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  • #92
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    I'd just like to thank all of you lovely people who voted for me and not Fad. He really isn't that funny to be honest. I'm not very good at speeches so, here's a list of people I'd like to publicly humiliate.

    Insect Poethead- Once stole a chocolate button from me. You thought you were great, but look at me now!

    Syncosised- You thought you were fantastic when you won the poker last night, and all my money to boot, but NOW who has all the winnings? ME that's who!

    Piste- I once asked Piste if she's like to marry me, but she laughed in my face. NOW, NOW who's laughing? ME that's who?

    Fad- Fad once asked me to find him a girlfriend, and/or life. It turns out it was all a careful ruse to destory my self esteem. BUT NOW who has the shattered self esteem?!

    KnifeWRENCH- One day I was walking down the hall, when suddenly I was abducted and brutally beaten. Of course, no one was ever found guilty, but tonight KnifeWRENCH has showed everyone his true jealous colours. I'm on to your game Knife-ey.

    Deise_Monster- These two girls once called me professor fluffybottom, and then ran outside to play some ancient game nobody likes any more before I could think of a comeback. NOW WHO's laughing?

    In summary, I ROCK! Thanks


  • #93
    syncosised
    Registered Users Posts: 708 ✭✭✭syncosised


    "And now we move on to liars ... "


  • #94
    Fad
    Registered Users Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    I'd just like to thank all of you lovely people who voted for me and not Fad. He really isn't that funny to be honest. I'm not very good at speeches so, here's a list of people I'd like to publicly humiliate.

    I was unaware people found my low level trolling funny........

    Congrats, enjoy your photoshop award that you made for yourself :p


  • #95
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    I was nominated for this?
    *runs to try find nominations thread* (Or you can save me the trouble by telling me :P)

    Also gg D-Fork, well deserved


  • #96
    soccymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    yaaaaaaaaaaaay :D
    well done ONION!
    Loved the speech too!


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  • #97
    Aoibheann
    Registered Users Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    Fad wrote: »
    I was unaware people found my low level trolling funny........

    Congrats, enjoy your photoshop award that you made for yourself :p

    I think you're funny.. Was I wrong? I HATE being wrong. ;_;

    'grats to D4RK ONION! :) Award for best speech too, surely!


  • #98
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Fad wrote: »
    I was unaware people found my low level trolling funny........

    Congrats, enjoy your photoshop award that you made for yourself :p
    Oh how ugly your jealous side is :p


  • #99
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    I'd just like to thank all of you lovely people who voted for me and not Fad. He really isn't that funny to be honest. I'm not very good at speeches so, here's a list of people I'd like to publicly humiliate.

    .....
    [Moe]He's right. He ain't much on speeches[/Moe]
    Fad wrote: »
    I was unaware people found my low level trolling funny........

    Congrats, enjoy your photoshop award that you made for yourself :p

    That is an EPIC burn right there! :D:D
    WIN


  • #100
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Pygmalion wrote: »
    I was nominated for this?
    *runs to try find nominations thread* (Or you can save me the trouble by telling me :P)

    Found it, phlegms and Bobalicious are my new best friends btw.


  • #101
    jefreywithonef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    *drunkenly stumbles through the door, looks around bemused, grabs a nearby bottle of Miller and plumps down on a seat*


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  • #102
    Bobalicious93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    This award is particularly special to my heart, because everyone hated it and I decided to make it a Jizzler anyway :pac:



    "The Lifetime Achievement Award"

    And the nominees are:

    Cautioner
    bythewoods
    Insect Overlord
    D4RK ONION
    KnifeWRENCH
    Arcade Panda
    All the females of the forum

    and the winner(s) is/are...



    All of the Females yay -_-

    Lifetime-Achievement-award.jpg


  • #103
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    LOL @ the Broads! Makes them sound like a skanger girl band or something! :D


  • #104
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Another shocker. The surprises keep on coming!


  • #105
    bluejay14
    Registered Users Posts: 3,849 ✭✭✭bluejay14


    Woo lifetime achievement, go us!!!

    I'm not sure if that's a complement or not though:confused:


  • #106
    Bobalicious93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    Here's a fun fact:

    'Broads' is an anagram of 'Boards'


  • #107
    soccymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay :D

    do we all get to use that sig now?
    awwwh, how sweet of ye :)


  • #108
    norwegianwood
    Registered Users Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭norwegianwood


    hmmmm.....didn't see that one coming!


  • #109
    knockane_ali09
    Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭knockane_ali09


    woooooooh
    who actually nominated all the females :confused:


  • #110
    jumpguy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Congratulations women, us men decided to give you something.


  • #111
    almostnever
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭almostnever


    Bobalicious93 wrote: »
    Here's a fun fact:

    'Broads' is an anagram of 'Boards'

    Another fun fact: today's date is palindromic!

    /nerd


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  • #112
    Jako8
    Registered Users Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    jumpguy wrote: »
    Congratulations women, us men decided to give you something.

    Now back to kitchen.


  • #113
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    knockane_ali09 wrote: »
    woooooooh
    who actually nominated all the females :confused:
    THAT would be me ;)
    Of course ye can all use the sig! Silly broads...


  • #114
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Alright ladies, you've had your fun, don't get too carried away, there's still cleaning to do!

    Also congratulations


  • #115
    Aoibheann
    Registered Users Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    jumpguy wrote: »
    Congratulations women, us men decided to give you something.
    Jako8 wrote: »
    Now back to kitchen.

    .. do we get banned if we hurt the above posters? :pac:

    Edit: Oh, and add Pygmalion to that list!


  • #116
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    almostnever wrote: »
    Another fun fact: today's date is palindromic!

    /nerd

    No it's not!
    02/01/10 ----> 01/10/20


  • #117
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Yes, my bar is in need of hot waitresses. Feel free to apply in the thread :p


  • #118
    soccymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    Aoibheann wrote: »
    .. do we get banned if we hurt the above posters? :pac:

    Edit: Oh, and add Pygmalion to that list!

    I like that idea :)


  • #119
    msbrightside
    Closed Accounts Posts: 446 ✭✭msbrightside


    whoop the females won!
    (yes i know this doesn't include me because i wasn't here when the poll was made but i'm going to pretend i am included.OK?)

    gosh sorry about that, all that coke is going to my head:cool:


  • #120
    bluejay14
    Registered Users Posts: 3,849 ✭✭✭bluejay14


    I want to know what happened to the lovely assistant we were promised would be here to help with the awards.


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  • #121
    Arcade Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,426 ✭✭✭Arcade Panda


    soccymonster wrote: »
    I like that idea :)

    as do I soccy, as do I.


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