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The Jizzlers 2009 - Awards Ceremony

  • 02-01-2010 9:15pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 Bobalicious93


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    *Applause*

    Thank you, thank you, you're all too kind. No, please, that's enough. Oh, haha, well, ahhh..no I'm begging you,
    no no you're all too kind. Ahem. Oh well this is just fantastic. Thank you all.....

    *cough* So, Good evening, ladies and gents. Thank you all for coming.

    I welcome you to the Jizzler Awards 2009, which, for some reason, are taking place in 2010. The first of what will hopefully become a long-standing tradition in this relatively new forum. These awards aim to reward and showcase the finest in young forum-poster talent.

    The awards themselves, of course, are named after possibly the greatest poster ever known to man, who unfortunately can no longer be with us :(.
    May he rest in peace.

    I'd like to thank you all for your votes and nominations, except norwegianwood.



    So, without further adyoo, let's move along, to the first, and least important award of the night....

    The Best Dressed Award

    And the Nominees are:

    jumpguy
    SarcasticFairy
    Jay P
    Insect Overlord
    DancingQueen
    bythewoods
    Aisling
    phlegms
    Craguls

    .....And the winner is...




    bythewoods!!!

    Congratulations. Here's your trophy sig:

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    Speech!


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Comments

  • Registered Users Posts: 3,779 ✭✭✭ A Neurotic


    *impatient, condescending applause*


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭ D4RK ONION


    Woo, yeah, WOW, look at that sig!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 Pygmalion


    I've never been so excited

    Disclaimer: May or may not be true


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭ jumpguy


    *quick nod of head to say I'm disappointed, and then proceed with smile and clap to show I'm happy for bythewoods*
    Well done woodsy 1!


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭ D4RK ONION


    SPEEEEEECH ALREADY!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 Bobalicious93


    It seems bythewoods isn't here, so I'll accept the award on her behalf....

    She prepared this speech for me to read to you all.

    "Thank you all for your votes, but I feel this award is a shallow one, when we all know that sexy beast of a man, Bobalicious truly deserves this award.

    Thank You"


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,445 Jako8


    Seriously bythewoods, imma let you finish but Insect Overlord dressed the best all year!

    /w4nker


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,817 Mod ✭✭✭✭ suitcasepink


    There appears to be no speech, pity. Next award to be announced? :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 KnifeWRENCH




  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭ D4RK ONION


    Jako8 wrote: »
    Seriously bythewoods, imma let you finish but Insect Overlord dressed the best all year!

    /w4nker
    Someone had to do it!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,553 soccymonster


    yay, bythewoods :D
    Congrats.
    You deserved an award after the CCC discovery :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,252 norwegianwood




    I'd like to thank you all for your votes and nominations, except norwegianwood.



    :(


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,746 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Insect Overlord


    Jako8 wrote: »
    Seriously bythewoods, imma let you finish but Insect Overlord dressed the best all year!

    /w4nker

    If this isn't tomorrow's Post of the Day, I'm going to close down the whole forum :D
    Everybody, thank it right now!

    Congratulations to bythewoods, your fans have spoken :)


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭ D4RK ONION


    *Waits patiently for next award*

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 Pygmalion


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,426 Arcade Panda


    wowza...there are 54 people watching this right now:)


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭ D4RK ONION


    *Puts on Barman hat*

    I will be serving non-alcoholic beverages and food all night. If you would like something, please ask. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,553 soccymonster


    Gonna be some long night, eh lads?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,779 ✭✭✭ A Neurotic


    It's 21.30... time for more jizzlage.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 Bobalicious93


    And now, to the 2nd, and 2nd least important award of the night. The award which rewards the most annoying b*stard of the forum.

    The Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with Award

    The nominees are:

    Bobalicious93
    KnifeWRENCH
    soccymonster
    deise_girl
    Fad
    Jako8
    phlegms
    Pygmalion

    ...And the winner is....






    phlegms!!!!

    Well done.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 KnifeWRENCH


    *sigh* Don't you just hate these drawn out award ceremonies?....
    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    *Puts on Barman hat*

    I will be serving non-alcoholic beverages and food all night. If you would like something, please ask. :)



  • Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭ jumpguy


    Gonna be some long night, eh lads?
    Like it matters, we'll all be up until 4 or 5 anyway.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,849 bluejay14


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    *Puts on Barman hat*

    I will be serving non-alcoholic beverages and food all night. If you would like something, please ask. :)


    Who's buying the first round then?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 Pygmalion


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    *Puts on Barman hat*

    I will be serving non-alcoholic beverages and food all night. If you would like something, please ask. :)

    Oooh, Coke please


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭ D4RK ONION


    Congrat-... Well Do-... Screw it, at least you got what you wanted!


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,553 soccymonster


    wow! Go phlegms..
    Now a victory speech? :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 708 syncosised


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 KnifeWRENCH


    Well done phlegms! Definitely a deserving winner! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,252 norwegianwood


    Well Bob, you didn't win, we good now?:pac:


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  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭ D4RK ONION


    My totally legal bar is now open in the forum, while you're waiting for your speech!


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