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The Jizzlers 2009 - Awards Ceremony

Bobalicious93

*Applause*

Thank you, thank you, you're all too kind. No, please, that's enough. Oh, haha, well, ahhh..no I'm begging you,
no no you're all too kind. Ahem. Oh well this is just fantastic. Thank you all.....

*cough* So, Good evening, ladies and gents. Thank you all for coming.

I welcome you to the Jizzler Awards 2009, which, for some reason, are taking place in 2010. The first of what will hopefully become a long-standing tradition in this relatively new forum. These awards aim to reward and showcase the finest in young forum-poster talent.

The awards themselves, of course, are named after possibly the greatest poster ever known to man, who unfortunately can no longer be with us

.
May he rest in peace.

I'd like to thank you all for your votes and nominations, except norwegianwood.

So, without further adyoo, let's move along, to the first, and least important award of the night....

The Best Dressed Award

And the Nominees are:

jumpguy
SarcasticFairy
Jay P
Insect Overlord
DancingQueen
bythewoods
Aisling
phlegms
Craguls

.....And the winner is...

bythewoods!!!

Congratulations. Here's your trophy sig:

Speech!

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A Neurotic

*impatient, condescending applause*

D4RK ONION

Woo, yeah, WOW, look at that sig!

Pygmalion

I've never been so excited

Disclaimer: May or may not be true

jumpguy

*quick nod of head to say I'm disappointed, and then proceed with smile and clap to show I'm happy for bythewoods*
Well done woodsy 1!

D4RK ONION

SPEEEEEECH ALREADY!

Bobalicious93

It seems bythewoods isn't here, so I'll accept the award on her behalf....

She prepared this speech for me to read to you all.

"Thank you all for your votes, but I feel this award is a shallow one, when we all know that sexy beast of a man, Bobalicious truly deserves this award.

Thank You"

Jako8

Seriously bythewoods, imma let you finish but Insect Overlord dressed the best all year!

/w4nker

suitcasepink

There appears to be no speech, pity. Next award to be announced? :P

KnifeWRENCH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFWrQUtx018

D4RK ONION

Jako8 wrote: »

Seriously bythewoods, imma let you finish but Insect Overlord dressed the best all year!

/w4nker

Someone had to do it!

soccymonster

yay, bythewoods

Congrats.
You deserved an award after the CCC discovery

norwegianwood

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

I'd like to thank you all for your votes and nominations, except norwegianwood.

Insect Overlord

Jako8 wrote: »

Seriously bythewoods, imma let you finish but Insect Overlord dressed the best all year!

/w4nker

If this isn't tomorrow's Post of the Day, I'm going to close down the whole forum

Everybody, thank it right now!

Congratulations to bythewoods, your fans have spoken

D4RK ONION

*Waits patiently for next award*

Pygmalion

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

Arcade Panda

wowza...there are 54 people watching this right now:)

D4RK ONION

*Puts on Barman hat*

I will be serving non-alcoholic beverages and food all night. If you would like something, please ask.

soccymonster

Gonna be some long night, eh lads?

A Neurotic

It's 21.30... time for more jizzlage.

Bobalicious93

And now, to the 2nd, and 2nd least important award of the night. The award which rewards the most annoying b*stard of the forum.

The Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with Award

The nominees are:

Bobalicious93
KnifeWRENCH
soccymonster
deise_girl
Fad
Jako8
phlegms
Pygmalion

...And the winner is....

phlegms!!!!

Well done.

KnifeWRENCH

*sigh* Don't you just hate these drawn out award ceremonies?....

D4RK ONION wrote: »

*Puts on Barman hat*

I will be serving non-alcoholic beverages and food all night. If you would like something, please ask.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_u7VGiMO0U

jumpguy

soccymonster wrote: »

Gonna be some long night, eh lads?

Like it matters, we'll all be up until 4 or 5 anyway.

bluejay14

D4RK ONION wrote: »

*Puts on Barman hat*

I will be serving non-alcoholic beverages and food all night. If you would like something, please ask.

Who's buying the first round then?

Pygmalion

D4RK ONION wrote: »

*Puts on Barman hat*

I will be serving non-alcoholic beverages and food all night. If you would like something, please ask.

Oooh, Coke please

D4RK ONION

Congrat-... Well Do-... Screw it, at least you got what you wanted!

soccymonster

wow! Go phlegms..
Now a victory speech?

syncosised

KnifeWRENCH

Well done phlegms! Definitely a deserving winner!

norwegianwood

Well Bob, you didn't win, we good now?:pac:

D4RK ONION

My totally legal bar is now open in the forum, while you're waiting for your speech!