The Jizzlers 2009 - Awards Ceremony

*Applause*

Thank you, thank you, you're all too kind. No, please, that's enough. Oh, haha, well, ahhh..no I'm begging you,
no no you're all too kind. Ahem. Oh well this is just fantastic. Thank you all.....

*cough* So, Good evening, ladies and gents. Thank you all for coming.

I welcome you to the Jizzler Awards 2009, which, for some reason, are taking place in 2010. The first of what will hopefully become a long-standing tradition in this relatively new forum. These awards aim to reward and showcase the finest in young forum-poster talent.

The awards themselves, of course, are named after possibly the greatest poster ever known to man, who unfortunately can no longer be with us .
May he rest in peace.

I'd like to thank you all for your votes and nominations, except norwegianwood.



So, without further adyoo, let's move along, to the first, and least important award of the night....

The Best Dressed Award

And the Nominees are:

jumpguy
SarcasticFairy
Jay P
Insect Overlord
DancingQueen
bythewoods
Aisling
phlegms
Craguls

.....And the winner is...




bythewoods!!!

Congratulations. Here's your trophy sig:



Speech!