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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

niceirishfella · 2009-06-10 15:54:06

You get the idea.......I'll start and post one on my olde mate colrow..... Colrow was recently arrested in Ann Summers shoplifting because he was too embarrased to pay for a certain item.;) Warning: Right, we're going to try this again. Here is how it's going to go: Insults and abuse belong in the Thunderdome. Not here.…

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#4382 10-12-2009 02:03AM

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tops only gets it at christmas, not long to go now!!!

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#4383 10-12-2009 02:07AM

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joes girls is wanted by Interpol

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#4384 10-12-2009 02:08AM

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tudlytops is wanted by the famous five - mean old Mr Tudly-Tops

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#4385 10-12-2009 02:12AM

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#4386 10-12-2009 02:35AM

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homah wants a starring roll in the wonder years!!!

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#4387 10-12-2009 02:40AM

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Has a banana.

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#4388 10-12-2009 02:45AM

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i gave homah three doughnuts to paint my fence and he never did
PAINT MY FENCE!

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#4389 10-12-2009 02:57AM

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Gave me 2 stale doughnuts and told me to do exactly what it says on the tin. The tin said, Don't paint the Fence.

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#4390 10-12-2009 03:06AM

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he got three doughnuts and used them in ways they were never intended,!
and he stole a can of paint,
he took the pink color paint!

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#4391 10-12-2009 03:09AM

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argosy has got three nipples:eek:

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#4392 10-12-2009 03:23AM

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redvee81 could not make it to 82, so just gave up. now 81 will follow him forever!!!

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#4393 10-12-2009 03:25AM

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Hates minis

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#4394 10-12-2009 03:48AM

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pictures me in a mini, and has to beep his horn as he drives pass!!!

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#4395 10-12-2009 03:50AM

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Hasn't seen into my mind :eek:

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#4396 10-12-2009 04:27AM

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homah 7ft really is 6ft 11

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#4397 10-12-2009 04:29AM

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#4398 10-12-2009 08:57AM

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colrow keeps breaking his g-string so his banjo playing is off at the moment

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#4399 10-12-2009 10:17PM

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#4400 10-12-2009 11:39PM

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Is baking a cake full of magpies as we speak.

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#4401 11-12-2009 12:36AM

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homah with the 7ft shotgun has gone magpie hunting

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#4402 11-12-2009 12:39AM

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#4403 11-12-2009 12:56AM

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staker is in fact dead...his mother took over his account months ago

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#4404 11-12-2009 01:33AM

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Arcade Panda created a scene at Jimmy Chungs and ate all the bamboo shoots

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#4405 11-12-2009 01:46AM

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Is a trained taxidermist.

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#4406 11-12-2009 01:48AM

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homah 7ft is actually a homosexual porn star and is shooting a scene as they are typing

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#4407 11-12-2009 02:09AM

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There is a story behind James on 4 me's username and its ghey

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#4408 11-12-2009 11:11AM

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Cdfm wishes he was a porn star but its never going to happen as he's got no penis.

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#4409 11-12-2009 12:46PM

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niceirishfella wants to be a greyhound and chases rabbits

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#4410 11-12-2009 12:52PM

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cdfm is the person whom the priest and cucumber field cliche was about

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#4411 11-12-2009 12:59PM

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scheister has anal sex with root vegetables then cooks them in a stew which he then feeds to female relatives.

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