Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

Wudyaquit

niceirishfella's mam walked in on him having a tug only for his lad to fall off into his tea, which he then drank, cocktail sausage and all.

CDfm

Wudyaquit got his nickname in Sex Ed Class in school. When asked if he would quit masturbating during class and he said "No"

Wudyaquit

CDfm thinks David McWilliams is sound.

MelissaLahive

Wudyaquit is a quitter

niceirishfella

is a 20 post wonder and a HOOR.

CDfm

niceirishfella has lent his name to a brand of dogfood containing growth hormone ,steroids and hallucigens. He eats it himself and has seen visions in Knock.

homah_7ft

Sold an apple (iphone) to Bill Cullen.

CDfm

Homah 7ft was supposed to be in the Apprentice but asked Bill Cullen "is that an iphone in your pocket or are you pleased to see me"

homah_7ft

Auditioned for the role of forty coats but was rejected due to having 51 pockets.

CDfm

homah 7ft picked every one of those pockets and opened my zip too

homah_7ft

His first job was as a lion bar tamer.

CDfm

Homah 7ft writes anonymous love letters to President Mary McAlesse after Dana had him arrested for stalking.

homah_7ft

has a greek dish named after him. Lamb CDFM

CDfm

homah 7ft thinks Enid Blython books are erotic fiction.

colrow

CDfm is a heartless bitch, she has no sympathy for the privations I have to endure in my accomodation http://karanhotel.com/ she just says lump it or like it.

CDfm

Colrow posts baselesslies alright and is really staying in the camel stables out the back. Colrow swears his camel dung bed has done wonders for his back,

colrow

cdfm needs to take a Step back get down on her needs, and gimme some oral relief

shivvyban

Colrow cannot sleep without knowing for sure that there's some Kandoo in the house

colrow

skinnywan allways rubs her bottom with bleach to make it white

niceirishfella

colrow is still living in la la land today.

colrow

to save money in these hard times, niffy only changes his underwear once every four weeks

niceirishfella

........still has his communion money cos he's a tight bollox.

homah_7ft

Is looking out the window and can see a clown being attacked by a goat.

niceirishfella

homah is a feckin clown............a childrens entertainer by profession - he's taking bookings here - www.homahthehomosexualclown.net

homah_7ft

Can recite the first 17 pages of the local telephone directory by rote.

niceirishfella

just in case anyone did'nt get that - www.homahthehomosexualclown.net

colrow

Is trying to master the ancient art of bog painting, trouble is all his pictures end up brown. And that great art critic nif can often be heard condeming all homahs's work as "lookin likea load of Shi*e", Now is that fair one asks onself

niceirishfella

...reckons he's a champion naked bog snorkeler.

CDfm

NIF is dangling his dongle out the window and likes it when the neighbours comment on it

niceirishfella

.......wished he had neighbours........as all he's got is a cell mate called Bubba who uses CDfm's arse as a garage for his big WEAPON each and everynight.

CDfm's only in for not tax on his nissan micra.