Why is there no porno industry in Ireland?

Sheeps · 28-10-2009 3:39am #1

Seriously? If you're looking for an answer to the recession, this has got to be it. Forget about your legalisation of weed arguments and how it generates cash through taxation. Porno is where it's at. The pornography industry in America is a multi-billion dollar industry. The porno industry is non existent in Ireland, and we're missing out on the cash.

Sheeps · 28-10-2009 3:39am

Who wouldn't pay to see "Jacinta" taking a load of jizz in her face?

pikachucheeks · 28-10-2009 3:41am

Fas girl and Claire Tully could have leading roles in every film!

Senna · 28-10-2009 3:42am

There are plenty of porn films made in Ireland, using Irish women, you just have to know where to look.;)

Sheeps · 28-10-2009 3:44am

It's not about the films really, it's about the production. No point in filming some Irish bird taking it up the gee if the money isn't going to an Irish company. This thread is about stimulating (pun) the growth of a new market and industry in Ireland.

stefanj · 28-10-2009 3:46am

Let's beat off the recession!

jif · 28-10-2009 3:47am

There is but its fairly grass roots at this stage I believe. I remember being up the mountains (on my bike) and hearing people going at it just off the road, and there were a few car parked there (and none for miles) and a hand painted sign at the top of the road/track saying "keep out no entry" or something..

made for an interesting soundtrack for a training session going by them/it.

davyjose · 28-10-2009 3:47am

Q.E.D.

Lia_lia · 28-10-2009 3:49am

Because we are all good Catholic girls.

And generally don't look great.

Oops.

Jesus Wept · 28-10-2009 3:51am

Casting will begin soon for my upcoming movie: 'Knacks on Blacks'.

PaulByrne'sBald · 28-10-2009 3:55am

Because one position for three minutes with the lights off doesnt make good viewing

brendansmith · 28-10-2009 3:57am

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Claire Tully

:eek::eek:

Why is this the first ive heard about this girl?? STUNNER!@!!!

me_right_one · 28-10-2009 3:59am

davyjose wrote: »

Q.E.D.

I'd do the second one in from the left;)

Lia_lia · 28-10-2009 3:59am

She has such a horrible name though. Tully.

stefanj · 28-10-2009 4:02am

me_right_one wrote: »

I'd do the second one in from the left;)

If you were lucky & she was drunk enough. If not, you'd go for the first on the left, fail & go home dissapointed.

That's why we've no porno industry.. we'd like to have one, but we know it'd be a disaster.

hussey · 28-10-2009 4:03am

think of the movie titles
"Into her Mission"
"The Cummitments"
"Angelas Anal"
"The Slapper"
"Michael Cummings"

pebbles21 · 28-10-2009 4:04am

"Jaysis Anto is tha bleedin it fer fcuk sake el do it meself"

Thats why!^

stefanj · 28-10-2009 4:05am

hussey wrote: »

think of the movie titles
"Into her Mission"
"The Cummitments"
"Angelas Anal"
"The Slapper"
"Michael Cummings"

So little time on your hands, yet so much to do, you creative little genius. Spank me!

davyjose · 28-10-2009 4:07am

hussey wrote: »

think of the movie titles
"Into her Mission"
"The Cummitments"
"Angelas Anal"
"The Slapper"
"Michael Cummings"

My left nut
Whore of the buttons

me_right_one · 28-10-2009 4:08am

stefanj wrote: »

http://bored.aight.se/photos/irish_girls.jpg

If you were lucky & she was drunk enough. If not, you'd go for the first on the left, fail & go home dissapointed.

That's why we've no porno industry.. we'd like to have one, but we know it'd be a disaster.

You mean if she was lucky enough and I was drunk.

First one looks like this:

Second one is middling.

Third one looks like a test-tube baby who grew up in that glass she's holding, and her head never really came right.

Fourth one:

stefanj · 28-10-2009 4:09am

One for the oulones... "Angelas Gashes".

davyjose · 28-10-2009 4:10am

me_right_one wrote: »

You mean if she was lucky enough and I was drunk.

First one looks like this:

Second one is middling.

Third one looks like a test-tube baby who grew up in that glass she's holding, and her head never really came right.

Fourth one:

Like I was saying ... Q.E.D.

Sheeps · 28-10-2009 4:10am

Seriously, a night out in coppers and you could assemble a whole cast and crew.

PaulByrne'sBald · 28-10-2009 4:11am

The Feeled

stefanj · 28-10-2009 4:12am

me_right_one wrote: »

You mean if she was lucky enough and I was drunk.

First one looks like this:

Second one is middling.

Third one looks like a test-tube baby who grew up in that glass she's holding, and her head never really came right.

Fourth one:

If you are going to come out to someone, I'd suggest a real friend as opposed to a random peep on the web.

Just a suggestion darling.. it might be more well met.

davyjose · 28-10-2009 4:14am

**** Ned

stefanj · 28-10-2009 4:14am

Sheeps wrote: »

Seriously, a night out in coppers and you could assemble a whole cast and crew.

Cops n' Nurses? A bit cliched, but it might work. Well, it does work in real life, so it could very well work!

me_right_one · 28-10-2009 4:15am

stefanj wrote: »

If you are going to come out to someone, I'd suggest a real friend as opposed to a random peep on the web.

Just a suggestion darling.. it might be more well met.

You're probably the fourth one

stefanj · 28-10-2009 4:16am

me_right_one wrote: »

You're probably the fourth one

Not on my watch. Keep it in your pants, my boy.

grenache · 28-10-2009 4:17am

Well they do have FHM in Norway, Denmark and Slovenia, which all have similar populations to us, and with the constant growing need for our models to get themselves in the press, i don't see why an Irish FHM or similar type mag couldn't go into production.

for the moment, i'll have to make myself happy with lateformass.com

jif · 28-10-2009 4:18am

Into the Rest
Far n' up her Way
Boy eats Girl
Trojan Eddie

Why is there no porno industry in Ireland?

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