Why is there no porno industry in Ireland?

TerrorFirmer

grenache wrote: »

FHM is classified as softcore porn.

Eh..really? It doesn't even show nipple, are you telling me that girls in underwear is classified as softcore porn?

RonMexico

Leanne Does Limerick just doesn't have the same ring to it.


A more appropriate title would be - Horse It Into Ya Cynthia!

NedTermo

"Lob it up there boss and none of your fancy ****e!"

thatsa spicy

I don't get it when people say things like "make porn/weed/prostitution legal and get tax from it".
Theres only so much cash in peoples' pockets and if they don't spend it on porn etc they are going to spend on other stuff and the government will claw some back in vat anyway.
If they let it sit in a bank account the government will get some DIRT.

Also, think of this. A person illegally buying weed/ using prostitutes hands over money to somebody. That person who receives the money is likely to spend the money in a fashion that allows the government to obtain some tax revenue.

enniscorthy

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eviltwin

Why is there no porn industry in Ireland? Have you seen the state of Irish men? At least the americans understand the concept of grooming

OutlawPete

eviltwin wrote: »

Have you seen the state of Irish men?

I won't have that!!! How dare you!!

Americans DO NOT understand any such thing. Look at Michael Moore for instance ..

eviltwin

Nico22 wrote: »

I won't have that!!! How dare you!!

Americans DO NOT understand any such thing. Look at Michael Moore for instance ..

Ah Irish men are the best!!!

But come on, if you want to watch a dvd to get you in the mood you cant compare to a nice circumcised knob now can you...that bit of foreskin most irish lads are sporting would put anyone off

OutlawPete

eviltwin wrote: »

if you want to watch a dvd to get you in the mood you cant compare to a nice circumcised knob now can you...that bit of foreskin most irish lads are sporting ..

If we are comparing DVDs to Irish humans (:)) then I can tell you, ya can't compare a nice shaved pussy to the flappy hairy fannys most irish women are sporting ..

eviltwin

Nico22 wrote: »

If we are comparing DVDs to Irish humans (:)) then I can tell you, ya can't compare a nice shaved pussy to the flappy hairy fannys most irish women are sporting ..

Cant disagree with you there Nico..your spot on

Porn, for me anyway, is about fantasy and escapism. I dont want to be looking at a bloke who looks like the one I have upstairs.

onemorechance

This legendary Roger Corman used to make soft porn movies in his movie studio in Connamara.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000339/

e.g.

Wolfhound

Playmate of the year 1998 getting it in the local!

120_Minutes

people still pay for porn?

Sheeps

120_Minutes wrote: »

people still pay for porn?

World wide, slighlty over US$3000 is being spent on internet pornography every second. Yes, people are still paying for porn.

OutlawPete

eviltwin wrote: »

I dont want to be looking at a bloke who looks like the one I have upstairs.

Well if you don't let him downstairs what do ya expect him to be looking like??

OutlawPete

Sheeps wrote: »

World wide, slighlty over US$3000 is being spent on internet pornography every second. Yes, people are still paying for porn.

Yup, and it will only grow as newer ways of watching it are becoming available.

Like HD for example which means that it's becoming almost life like. 3D Monitiors are just around the corner and that will mean .. well you know

Corkfeen

If we got an industry going, Joe Duffy would never get off the air. They could make a spinoff of father ted; Sex, Lies and Father Hackett.

OutlawPete

Corkfeen wrote: »

If we got an industry going, Joe Duffy would never get off the air. They could make a spinoff of father ted; Sex, Lies and Father Hackett.

In the States and elsewhere the term 'Lepreporn' is Google'd. People actually search for it there has been newspaper articles about it too.

If you use Google's Keyword Search Tool you can actually find out which countries are looking for Lepreporn.

All we need is an investor. Maybe I'll go on Dragon's Den

6th

Lepreporn - Where Dreams Are Made.

cherryghost

Connemara Cnuts 5: Galway Gees

6th

Does noone remember Aine Chambers? She used to have sligozone but not has her own site. I'm not posting a link though ... google her!

old boy

i watched a documentry about the british porn industery on channel 4 one time, every procucer interviewed had to go to the continent for male performers, as the english guys were not up up to the job,
who the hell pays for porn nowdays with so many hard core sites advailable for free on the web, ah well you know what they say about a fool and his money.

Gone Drinking

I saw an Irish porno once, fairly bad.. whats worse is, we ordered a stripper for our mates 21st and it was one of the girls from the porno.

Snappy oul minger

DarkJager

*wah wah guitar*

"Lob ih in der boss, none of yore fancy ****. Bate it in der ya big ****in bollix"

*wah wah guitar*

I shiver at the thought of that. On a serious note though, there is one around called "****ed In Eire". Never seen it, but I've heard its good for some lulz.

OutlawPete

6th wrote: »

Does noone remember Aine Chambers? She used to have sligozone but not has her own site. I'm not posting a link though ... google her!

Someone mentioned her earlier and so I goggle'd her then. She's as mad as a bag of fun snaps that one

DarkJager

Gone Drinking wrote: »

I saw an Irish porno once, fairly bad.. whats worse is, we ordered a stripper for our mates 21st and it was one of the girls from the porno.

Snappy oul minger

At least you got a female stripper We got one of the lads one for his 21st and it turned out to be a fat Bulgarian guy wearing a leather jacket with "fireman" tippexed on to the back of it. He wasn't even wearing ****in pants when he showed up, it was some sort of ball squeezing shorts contraption.Truly disturbing ****.... and no refund!!

OutlawPete

DarkJager wrote: »

*wah wah guitar*

"Lob ih in der boss, none of yore fancy ****. Bate it in der ya big ****in bollix"

*wah wah guitar*

I shiver at the thought of that. On a serious note though, there is one around called "****ed In Eire". Never seen it, but I've heard its good for some lulz.

I seen the three of them. There are good. No where near as bad as people make out.

In each one there is four or five things said that will make you laugh but other than that there are good. I quite liked the girl Eire.

You won't get F**ked In Ireland III as one girl turned out to be 15 and Rude Britanna had to stop publication. I & II are still available online.

rainbowtrout

This country's too small, chances are you would know/be related to the people in the porno.

callaway92

My Left Clit

OutlawPete

The Easter Rising ..

brummytom

Nico22 wrote: »

The Easter Rising ..

I get beat by an Irish burd?