Why is there no porno industry in Ireland?

OutlawPete

brummytom wrote: »

I get beat by an Irish burd?

Thinking it could about a mistake in a chocolate factory.

Film Video opens with some factory kitchen making Easter Eggs and there's a mistake :eek:

Someone mistakes cocoa butter for some boxes of Viagra and the eggs get eaten by some builders that are hot really warm and need to take their clothes off to plaster the kitchen.

Oh no .. now they are horny. Then all their girlfriends come in with their lunches and more Easter Eggs they bought that also have some Viagra as there was another mistake before .. somewhere.

Mmmm, 'why is it so warm in here' say the girlfriends. 'Don't know' say the men 'but we feel rather horny'. 'There must be something in the Easter Eggs' says .. Finoula.

All the mens cocks start rising .. it's an Easter Rising.

The End

citizen_p

i remember this on the panel like two years ago.....
it should be in an old cottage with irish wolfhounds and leprachauns in the background :P

Biggins

Why is there no porno industry in Ireland?

My first ex-wife just couldn't cope. She had to rest.
She was shaggin' half the nation - sadly, not including me!

fryup

would the IDA give a grant for it??

Cadiz

I think there was a crowd making some, up in Donegal. It was on Blizzard of Oz or something.

Title of one of their oeuvres was 'Donegal Snatch' of course.

OutlawPete

Cadiz wrote: »

Title of one of their oeuvres was 'Donegal Snatch' of course.

Yeah, here's a Replay of it ..

Donegal Snatch

aido179

man about dogging
philadelphia here im cumming
in bruges (staring bruges mcgee!)

AARRRGH

"Kerry v Clare" could be a lesbian movie.

Jumpy

AARRRGH wrote: »

"Kerry v Clare" could be a lesbian movie.

You could make it a threesome by adding Mayo.

joewicklow

Into The Wet

Dr Kamikazi

Very simple. You'd end up with these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDOoEIfADfs
As Tommy Tiernan once said: The future is Knackerporn.

mikom

AARRRGH wrote: »

"Kerry v Clare" could be a lesbian movie.

Tagline........... Up for the snatch.

damonjewel

Sexcalibur

K-Ren

It's probably the Church's contingency plan.

bonerjams03

Ryan's Daughter('s cock)

caseyann

I was told a while back that there was meant to a air hostess calender in Ireland for charity,and the Irish women had to pose in bikins.So they asked for volunteers.And guess what :eek:
Only two Irish went for it and all the rest we rent Irish lol
Yeah so try get Irish women to do porn in a country that is so small when you go abroad you cant even escape meeting someone who knows someone you know.So for them to do porno movies is never going to happen,especially when a one night er makes a woman a slut,and everyone gossiping about such and such.

enniscorthy

caseyann wrote: »

I was told a while back that there was meant to a air hostess calender in Ireland for charity,and the Irish women had to pose in bikins.So they asked for volunteers.And guess what :eek:
Only two Irish went for it and all the rest we rent Irish lol
Yeah so try get Irish women to do porn in a country that is so small when you go abroad you cant even escape meeting someone who knows someone you know.So for them to do porno movies is never going to happen,especially when a one night er makes a woman a slut,and everyone gossiping about such and such.

HI CASEYANN MATE WHAT YOU DOING ON AT THIS HOUR HEHE THE WITCHING HOUR I LIKE TO CALL IT HEHE ANYWAY ANYBODY WANT TO SEE SOME REAL IRISH MAN DOWN AND DIRTY LIVE ON THE WEB OH I GOT JUST THE TREAT FOR YOU ALL DENNIS THE MENACE HEHE LIVE ON CAM4 TONITE EATING BOWL OF WEETOS HAVING A FEW SCOOPS ETC COME JOIN ME

dotsman

eviltwin wrote: »

But come on, if you want to watch a dvd to get you in the mood you cant compare to a nice circumcised knob now can you...that bit of foreskin most irish lads are sporting would put anyone off

No good porno shows the mickey:D




P.S. please note to yourself that you are promoting a culture of circumcision on males. If the genders were reversed, would your statement not be regarded as barbaric and controversial?

caseyann

enniscorthy wrote: »

HI CASEYANN MATE WHAT YOU DOING ON AT THIS HOUR HEHE THE WITCHING HOUR I LIKE TO CALL IT HEHE ANYWAY ANYBODY WANT TO SEE SOME REAL IRISH MAN DOWN AND DIRTY LIVE ON THE WEB OH I GOT JUST THE TREAT FOR YOU ALL DENNIS THE MENACE HEHE LIVE ON CAM4 TONITE EATING BOWL OF WEETOS HAVING A FEW SCOOPS ETC COME JOIN ME

Hi Mate Whats with the caps locks :P
Haha i take it you are wearing black and red t shirt you bought from the beano once upon a time lol

Awake cause cant sleep and now i have hiccups

ballsymchugh

caseyann wrote: »

I was told a while back that there was meant to a air hostess calender in Ireland for charity,and the Irish women had to pose in bikins.So they asked for volunteers.And guess what :eek:
Only two Irish went for it and all the rest we rent Irish lol
Yeah so try get Irish women to do porn in a country that is so small when you go abroad you cant even escape meeting someone who knows someone you know.So for them to do porno movies is never going to happen,especially when a one night er makes a woman a slut,and everyone gossiping about such and such.

that was a ryanair calender.
i met a guy in a pub in england over the weekend who edits porn for a living. i blamed him for destroying many a good storyline.

ordinary decent sex criminal.

ballsymchugh

dotsman wrote: »

No good porno shows the mickey:D




P.S. please note to yourself that you are promoting a culture of circumcision on males. If the genders were reversed, would your statement not be regarded as barbaric and controversial?

and turning the cock into a keratinised desensitised bell end which would make it so much less fun for us guys!!!

caseyann

ballsymchugh wrote: »

that was a ryanair calender.
i met a guy in a pub in england over the weekend who edits porn for a living. i blamed him for destroying many a good storyline.

ordinary decent sex criminal.

Haha and meant to be Irish women and only two in it

I dont know never watched porn in my life,can you destroy their story lines :eek:

OutlawPete

Mousey- wrote: »

i remember this on the panel like two years ago.....

Here's that clip ..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyE9e6uMdTg

emy-87

Maybe if it's as gaeilge the government will subsidise it

Sea sea oh sea...an mhaith...maith an buachaill...buachaill dána...

It could work?!

Signpost

Senna wrote: »

There are plenty of porn films made in Ireland, using Irish women, you just have to know where to look.;)

Links please... Few faces I wanna cross reference...

jumpguy

On topic, the reason there's no porno industry in Ireland is the same reason there's no car industry in Ireland - Irish people can't make porno.

OutlawPete

jumpguy wrote: »

On topic, the reason there's no porno industry in Ireland is the same reason there's no car industry in Ireland - Irish people can't make porno.

But isn't that just because of the law? I mean if it was legal to make it then I'm sure some of it would be good. In the UK they have R18 so they are sorted hence the massive amount of English girls doing it .. BGAFD

I think if Ireland also had the R18 system then we too would produce some crackers. I'm just not one of those people who think it would all be 'Come here and give it some wellie Mary' etc

Look at websites like Swing4Ireland.com (don't mean literally ) There is most certainly Irish girls out there that would be willing to star in Irish Porn.

I am surprised though that there have been only a small handful of Irish girls that have gone over to the UK and the states and become succesful.

Porkpie

Ever heard of skanger bangers? They're on volume 4 now.