Why is there no porno industry in Ireland?

Amalgam · 28-10-2009 4:18am

There's a place 'near' the Garden of Rememberance (Dublin) that has Irish porn for rent. (a cottage is on the cover of one.. and plenty of shamrock.. all a bit twee) If watching Oompah Loompas getting it up the glitter in a Jurys Inn is your thing.. fake tan crease\crinkle marks add so much to the viewing experience.

davyjose · 28-10-2009 4:19am

grenache wrote: »

Well they do have FHM in Norway, Denmark and Slovenia, which all have similar populations to us, and with the constant growing need for our models to get themselves in the press, i don't see why an Irish FHM or similar type mag couldn't go into production.

for the moment, i'll have to make myself happy with lateformass.com

FHM <<<<<< Porn

pebbles21 · 28-10-2009 4:19am

The witch that shakes the charlie!

/gets coat

ElaElaElano · 28-10-2009 4:20am

jif wrote: »

I remember being up the mountains (on my bike) and hearing people going at it just off the road, and there were a few car parked there (and none for miles) and a hand painted sign at the top of the road/track saying "keep out no entry"

Breaking their own rules, shocking.

davyjose · 28-10-2009 4:22am

Er ... I went Down

grenache · 28-10-2009 4:24am

davyjose wrote: »

FHM <<<<<< Porn

FHM is classified as softcore porn.

Jesus Wept · 28-10-2009 4:28am

If it hasn't got midgets and felching, it's not porn.

pebbles21 · 28-10-2009 4:29am

Eat the peach ! :P

davyjose · 28-10-2009 4:30am

grenache wrote: »

FHM is classified as softcore porn.

Softcore Porn <<<<<< Porn

grenache · 28-10-2009 4:33am

davyjose wrote: »

Softcore Porn <<<<<< Porn

It would be a start! Me thinks you'd have to have a softcore industry here first before any inroads into hardcore could be made.

brendansmith · 28-10-2009 4:34am

PS, I f*ck you.

PaulByrne'sBald · 28-10-2009 4:35am

Jackie C's Naughty Road to America

There mean, green and super Roy Keane,

Feat:

Randy Andy Townsend,
Terry Feelemedeepinsideyou,
John Shareaman,
Tommy "The CockDuster" Coyne
Paul AhhhMahGroin,
Ray Woohoohoughton,
The Mustache Cowboy John Aldridge, with Stetson Steve Staunton (shower scene),
Kevin Moreman,
Boy McAteer,
Eddie McGoldDick,
Snake Eyes Cascarino,
Packie Fingers,
Phil Babb,
Dirty Maurice (Setters)

fredzer · 28-10-2009 5:05am

The-Rigger wrote: »

If it hasn't got midgets and felching, it's not porn.

Barby O'Gill and the Little People. (felching optional)

Overheal · 28-10-2009 5:21am

Senna wrote: »

There are plenty of porn films made in Ireland, using Irish women, you just have to know where to look.;)

if you dont provide links via PM i may die.

me_right_one · 28-10-2009 6:14am

stefanj wrote: »

Not on my watch. Keep it in your pants, my boy.

Are you a fella or a woman? Or a bit of both? Whats with all this "darling", and "my boy" sh1te? And your name? Are you a foreigner or a poof or something?

Maybe you could cash in on this - "StefanJ swings both ways - Super Euro DVD Super Ja Ja"

liah · 28-10-2009 6:17am

Are you SURE you want a porn industry in Ireland..?

...Just sayin'! :pac:

mawk · 28-10-2009 6:54am

'my left nut' ftw

The_B_Man · 28-10-2009 7:06am

theres a porn industry in ireland, its just not well funded or popular.

me mate was tellin me about a porn where some youngone was gettin rode out her window, and in the background u coukd see The Square in Tallaght. Then i think he found out she worked in the chipper across the road. I used to always get a battered sausage off her after a night out in The Playhouse.

and dont forget the whole F**ked in Ireland ones!

inforfun · 28-10-2009 7:50am

You dont want a porn industry here in ireland.
Within no time you would have the Irish girls complaining about the Polish: Day Tuk Our Jerbs

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 28-10-2009 8:39am

The_B_Man wrote: »

theres a porn industry in ireland, its just not well funded or popular.

me mate was tellin me about a porn where some youngone was gettin rode out her window, and in the background u coukd see The Square in Tallaght. Then i think he found out she worked in the chipper across the road. I used to always get a battered sausage off her after a night out in The Playhouse.

and dont forget the whole F**ked in Ireland ones!

I'd say your sausage got battered alright, her being from tallagh and all... :P

ctrl-alt-delete · 28-10-2009 9:15am

and a name for one which doesn't need to be changed is being advertised right here on boards

"Wide open spaces"

Danbo! · 28-10-2009 10:06am

The hand that shakes the willy

Snowie · 28-10-2009 10:11am

Sheeps wrote: »

The pornography industry in America is a multi-billion dollar industry.

and in 2009 required finacal help from the american governement!

Snowie · 28-10-2009 10:13am

Senna wrote: »

There are plenty of porn films made in Ireland, using Irish women, you just have to know where to look.;)

:eek:

pleasse dont go there there awfull movies.....

RonMexico · 28-10-2009 10:50am

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Fas girl and Claire Tully could have leading roles in every film!

One can only dream

RonMexico · 28-10-2009 10:52am

brendansmith wrote: »

:eek::eek:

Why is this the first ive heard about this girl?? STUNNER!@!!!

Its hard to hear about these things in hell father.:pac:

dylano_k · 28-10-2009 10:57am

hussey wrote: »

think of the movie titles
"Into her Mission"
"The Cummitments"
"Angelas Anal"
"The Slapper"
"Michael Cummings"

The Clinic....not a porn movie, but where you'll end up after your 1st shoot:pac:

dylano_k · 28-10-2009 11:00am

Nico22 wrote: »

Here ya go ..

http://www.lepreporn.com

Mum

BraziliaNZ · 28-10-2009 11:45am

I'd imagine it's the same reason all the prostitutes here are foreign, but I don't know what that reason is, perhaps catholic guilt or fear of someone finding out

Jumpy · 28-10-2009 11:48am

dylano_k wrote: »

Mum

SON!

Why is there no porno industry in Ireland?

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