Why is there no porno industry in Ireland?

Sheeps

Seriously? If you're looking for an answer to the recession, this has got to be it. Forget about your legalisation of weed arguments and how it generates cash through taxation. Porno is where it's at. The pornography industry in America is a multi-billion dollar industry. The porno industry is non existent in Ireland, and we're missing out on the cash.

Sheeps

Who wouldn't pay to see "Jacinta" taking a load of jizz in her face?

pikachucheeks

Fas girl and Claire Tully could have leading roles in every film!

Senna

There are plenty of porn films made in Ireland, using Irish women, you just have to know where to look.;)

Sheeps

It's not about the films really, it's about the production. No point in filming some Irish bird taking it up the gee if the money isn't going to an Irish company. This thread is about stimulating (pun) the growth of a new market and industry in Ireland.

stefanj

Let's beat off the recession!

jif

There is but its fairly grass roots at this stage I believe. I remember being up the mountains (on my bike) and hearing people going at it just off the road, and there were a few car parked there (and none for miles) and a hand painted sign at the top of the road/track saying "keep out no entry" or something..

made for an interesting soundtrack for a training session going by them/it.

davyjose

Q.E.D.

Lia_lia

Because we are all good Catholic girls.

And generally don't look great.

Oops.

Jesus Wept

Casting will begin soon for my upcoming movie: 'Knacks on Blacks'.

PaulByrne'sBald

Because one position for three minutes with the lights off doesnt make good viewing

brendansmith

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Claire Tully

:eek::eek:


Why is this the first ive heard about this girl?? STUNNER!@!!!

me_right_one

davyjose wrote: »

Q.E.D.

I'd do the second one in from the left;)

Lia_lia

She has such a horrible name though. Tully.

stefanj

me_right_one wrote: »

I'd do the second one in from the left;)

If you were lucky & she was drunk enough. If not, you'd go for the first on the left, fail & go home dissapointed.

That's why we've no porno industry.. we'd like to have one, but we know it'd be a disaster.

hussey

think of the movie titles
"Into her Mission"
"The Cummitments"
"Angelas Anal"
"The Slapper"
"Michael Cummings"

pebbles21

"Jaysis Anto is tha bleedin it fer fcuk sake el do it meself"

Thats why!^

stefanj

hussey wrote: »

think of the movie titles
"Into her Mission"
"The Cummitments"
"Angelas Anal"
"The Slapper"
"Michael Cummings"

So little time on your hands, yet so much to do, you creative little genius. Spank me!

davyjose

hussey wrote: »

think of the movie titles
"Into her Mission"
"The Cummitments"
"Angelas Anal"
"The Slapper"
"Michael Cummings"

My left nut
Whore of the buttons

me_right_one

stefanj wrote: »

http://bored.aight.se/photos/irish_girls.jpg

If you were lucky & she was drunk enough. If not, you'd go for the first on the left, fail & go home dissapointed.

That's why we've no porno industry.. we'd like to have one, but we know it'd be a disaster.

You mean if she was lucky enough and I was drunk.

First one looks like this:



Second one is middling.

Third one looks like a test-tube baby who grew up in that glass she's holding, and her head never really came right.

Fourth one:

stefanj

One for the oulones... "Angelas Gashes".

davyjose

me_right_one wrote: »

You mean if she was lucky enough and I was drunk.

First one looks like this:



Second one is middling.

Third one looks like a test-tube baby who grew up in that glass she's holding, and her head never really came right.

Fourth one:

Like I was saying ... Q.E.D.

Sheeps

Seriously, a night out in coppers and you could assemble a whole cast and crew.

PaulByrne'sBald

The Feeled

stefanj

me_right_one wrote: »

You mean if she was lucky enough and I was drunk.

First one looks like this:



Second one is middling.

Third one looks like a test-tube baby who grew up in that glass she's holding, and her head never really came right.

Fourth one:

If you are going to come out to someone, I'd suggest a real friend as opposed to a random peep on the web.

Just a suggestion darling.. it might be more well met.

davyjose

**** Ned

stefanj

Sheeps wrote: »

Seriously, a night out in coppers and you could assemble a whole cast and crew.

Cops n' Nurses? A bit cliched, but it might work. Well, it does work in real life, so it could very well work!

me_right_one

stefanj wrote: »

If you are going to come out to someone, I'd suggest a real friend as opposed to a random peep on the web.

Just a suggestion darling.. it might be more well met.

You're probably the fourth one

stefanj

me_right_one wrote: »

You're probably the fourth one

Not on my watch. Keep it in your pants, my boy.

grenache

Well they do have FHM in Norway, Denmark and Slovenia, which all have similar populations to us, and with the constant growing need for our models to get themselves in the press, i don't see why an Irish FHM or similar type mag couldn't go into production.

for the moment, i'll have to make myself happy with lateformass.com

jif

Into the Rest
Far n' up her Way
Boy eats Girl
Trojan Eddie

Amalgam

There's a place 'near' the Garden of Rememberance (Dublin) that has Irish porn for rent. (a cottage is on the cover of one.. and plenty of shamrock.. all a bit twee) If watching Oompah Loompas getting it up the glitter in a Jurys Inn is your thing.. fake tan crease\crinkle marks add so much to the viewing experience.

davyjose

grenache wrote: »

Well they do have FHM in Norway, Denmark and Slovenia, which all have similar populations to us, and with the constant growing need for our models to get themselves in the press, i don't see why an Irish FHM or similar type mag couldn't go into production.

for the moment, i'll have to make myself happy with lateformass.com

FHM <<<<<< Porn

pebbles21

The witch that shakes the charlie!

/gets coat

ElaElaElano

jif wrote: »

I remember being up the mountains (on my bike) and hearing people going at it just off the road, and there were a few car parked there (and none for miles) and a hand painted sign at the top of the road/track saying "keep out no entry"

Breaking their own rules, shocking.

davyjose

Er ... I went Down

grenache

davyjose wrote: »

FHM <<<<<< Porn

FHM is classified as softcore porn.

Jesus Wept

If it hasn't got midgets and felching, it's not porn.

pebbles21

Eat the peach ! :P

davyjose

grenache wrote: »

FHM is classified as softcore porn.

Softcore Porn <<<<<< Porn

grenache

davyjose wrote: »

Softcore Porn <<<<<< Porn

It would be a start! Me thinks you'd have to have a softcore industry here first before any inroads into hardcore could be made.

brendansmith

PS, I f*ck you.

PaulByrne'sBald

Jackie C's Naughty Road to America

There mean, green and super Roy Keane,

Feat:

Randy Andy Townsend,
Terry Feelemedeepinsideyou,
John Shareaman,
Tommy "The CockDuster" Coyne
Paul AhhhMahGroin,
Ray Woohoohoughton,
The Mustache Cowboy John Aldridge, with Stetson Steve Staunton (shower scene),
Kevin Moreman,
Boy McAteer,
Eddie McGoldDick,
Snake Eyes Cascarino,
Packie Fingers,
Phil Babb,
Dirty Maurice (Setters)

fredzer

The-Rigger wrote: »

If it hasn't got midgets and felching, it's not porn.

Barby O'Gill and the Little People. (felching optional)

Overheal

Senna wrote: »

There are plenty of porn films made in Ireland, using Irish women, you just have to know where to look.;)

if you dont provide links via PM i may die.

me_right_one

stefanj wrote: »

Not on my watch. Keep it in your pants, my boy.

Are you a fella or a woman? Or a bit of both? Whats with all this "darling", and "my boy" sh1te? And your name? Are you a foreigner or a poof or something?

Maybe you could cash in on this - "StefanJ swings both ways - Super Euro DVD Super Ja Ja"

liah

Are you SURE you want a porn industry in Ireland..?

...Just sayin'! :pac:

mawk

'my left nut' ftw

The_B_Man

theres a porn industry in ireland, its just not well funded or popular.

me mate was tellin me about a porn where some youngone was gettin rode out her window, and in the background u coukd see The Square in Tallaght. Then i think he found out she worked in the chipper across the road. I used to always get a battered sausage off her after a night out in The Playhouse.

and dont forget the whole F**ked in Ireland ones!

inforfun

You dont want a porn industry here in ireland.
Within no time you would have the Irish girls complaining about the Polish: Day Tuk Our Jerbs

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

The_B_Man wrote: »

theres a porn industry in ireland, its just not well funded or popular.

me mate was tellin me about a porn where some youngone was gettin rode out her window, and in the background u coukd see The Square in Tallaght. Then i think he found out she worked in the chipper across the road. I used to always get a battered sausage off her after a night out in The Playhouse.

and dont forget the whole F**ked in Ireland ones!

I'd say your sausage got battered alright, her being from tallagh and all... :P