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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Why you always leaving me tied up somewhere Wolf? Struggles against duct tape...
    Evil Wolf.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I could try this instead.
    *Smashes deki's legs with baseball bat.*
    Now you not going anywhere.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    not nice Wolf
    pulls hatchet from under scarf
    throws at Wolf splits his forehead


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Now I need an aspirin.
    *Drops Deki into slime pit*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    deki flails her way out of slime pit
    dumps industial size bottle of excederine on Wolf's split head
    here ya go Wolf


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Dumps vat of soap on Deki.*
    Wait there, while I get the hose.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I'll just take care of things myself Wolf
    think I need a nice soak in pink bubbles...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Enjoy that, I need to go sleep.
    *Retires to shadowy lair deep in the bowels of an ancient forest.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    See you later Wolf
    must restore myself


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    pulls out my ever so biggy bastinado, and knocks deki of her feet.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    jumps up, head butts JG in stomach, knocks air out of her, then pushes JG into slime pit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Makes a gurgling sound as i lift myself out of the slime pit, which frightens deki, and she runs around like a bugaboo!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    gets out hose to wash slime off JG." oops must have it up too high-" jg washed back into slime pit...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Runs up and boot Deki into slime pit on top of JG


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Wolfy turns around,sees me and rubs his eyes in disbelife,stumbles back into slime with the girls*shock tatics*.Exit Holly,Ha! Ha!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki pushes herself up from slime pit using Wolf as leverage. Runs after Holly embraces her in slimey hug. Tosses Holly in slime pit. Holly lands on Wolf. Deki wanders off to get hose.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Climbs out of slime.*
    Glad it's raining here now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Rain floods pit and holly floats out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki runs up with hose "Here we go - this'll get rid of slime" Oops always have that turned too high, Wolf and Holly wash back into pit.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I thought I saw a Smurfette. I did, I did see a Smurfette!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    a slime covered smurfette:D


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Sets up pumping mechanism, activates*
    A green fox!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Ah Wolf - why? Loads my cannon with perfumey pink foamy bubbles -buries Wolf in them


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    AAaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! It burns, it burns!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Oh my, it's not supposed to burn Wolf are you allergic to perfumey pink bubbles?
    Gets out the power washer to hose off burning bubbles. Oops- back in the slime pit again. sorry Wolf.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    suffocates deki in sheep dip,oils up the guillotine for wolfy>>>and waits!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki climbs out of sheep dip sputtering "Ugh! I suppose Wolf would prefer that to my pink bubbles. Eech!" Sees JG polishing her guillotine. Sneaks up behind her grabs her by hair, puts her in headlock with other arm, drags her to cliff. "See the rocks way down there and the foaming water? Hope you can miss the rocks JG. " Pushes JG over edge. *at least it'll take her a while to climb back up* Drags shiney guillotine into closest fox hole. *Just to keep it from falling into the wrong hands.*


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Climbs out of slime pit, again. Grabs a quick shower.*
    Be vewy,vewy quiet, I'm hunting posters.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki pokes head out of fox hole, eating celery and cream cheese stick,"Eh, What's up Doc?"


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Empties shotgun into Deki's torso.*
    That's one. Silly fox, thinking I'd miss like Elmer.


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