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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    That was just a puppet Wolf- I is not a silly Fox. Fires machine gun at Wolfs knees, I not miss either Silly Wolf.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Watches bullets bounce of titanium kneecaps.* Oh, but you is silly.
    *Drops stink bombs down foxhole.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Stink bombs hit trampoline and bouce back out at Wolf. Oops guess that wasn't a stink bomb...BABOOM!!!! "Well he still has his precious kneecaps intact.What's the going price for titanium?"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Smoking*
    Must remember to label bombs better. Let's try this one.
    *Pulls pin, counts to three and drops down hole*
    Whoomp!!! I wonder why I labeled that with a smiley face anyway?
    *Checks notebook* Oh, it's laughing gas.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "Whoo HOOO WOOOLOF!" Deki pops up from other fox hole with Silly grin "I feel soooo relaxed now. Fires perfume cannon at Wolf. "You smells nice Wolf all flowery and sweet"
    Ducks back down fox hole slamming and locking doors as she goes.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Rolls in manure pile.* Ah, that's better. Now where did I leave me chainsaw?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Unbeknown to Wolf deki has sabotaged Wolf's chainsaw. Weakened link should soon sever and whip sharp little teeth things back at Wolf's face. Maybe he'll like the scarred pirate look


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Couldn't find chainsaw, did find my bunker buster gun though. :D
    Now, where did Igor stick the rounds for this. Knew killing him was a bad idea


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    deki thinks this could get a little messy. sneaks out one of the fox holes in deep woods.
    Hides but watches from distance. Has brought flame thrower with her, just in case...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Fire one!
    Oops had it aimed at the woods instead of the foxhole. Why do I smell burning fur.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Evil Wolf. Beats out flames- Waves away smoke
    Think I'll need a weave till that comes back in.
    Sneaks back down fox hole comes up quietly just behind Wolf, who doesn't hear her because of his evil laughter. leaves a hand painted grenade just for him right under his tail. KA BLAM!!! "What goes up must come down." Deki flees back into warren of underground mazes


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Sits on ice block to think.*
    How do you flush a fox out an underground maze.......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    deki sneaks up behind Wolf and uses flame thrower to melt Ice block. "Enough loafing about Wolf. Today is a new day."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Ah, now I see.
    *Positions mecha-spiders near every foxhole in sight. *


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki has all the doors locked. Also I have exits you don't know about Wolf. Activates Iron Robot to Stomp on mecha spiders, "uh oh. guess he can't tell difference between cyberwolves and mecha spiders- look out Wolf you're about to get tromped..."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Blast!!!!
    *Tunnels underground rapidly.*
    Now, just have to remember the left at Albuquerque


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Are we going to see another cousin? Wylie maybe?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I think I need to recruit Wylie to help me deal with you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    You don't seem to be having that much trouble
    tosses explosive into this end of tunnel. BOOM!! causes this end of tunnel to crumble.
    "Well, let's see where you turn up next..."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Surfaces from beneath the Earth.*
    Niw if I got my directions right the key to victory shoudl be right around hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
    THUD! Note to self: need map with elevations marked.
    Oh hey Wiley, can I borrow your ACME catalog?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Acme? You know those things haven't turned out too well for Wylie. Roadrunner comes flying down road "BEEP! BEEP!" Rolls right over Wolf sending him into a dizzying spin...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Blows roadrunner down with a huff and a puff.*
    Meep-meep that you stupid bird.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Road runner is right behind Wolf BEEP! BEEP!! Wolf jumps 16 feet straight up. Road runner tears down roadway- gone in the distance, Wolf lands on his posterior.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Wiley, good luck, thanks for the catalog. Back to chasing down that vicious vulpine.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I'm not vicious, you must be talking 'bout some other fox.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Wonder why I marked a grenade with a chipmunk? hey Deki, catch.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "No thank you Wolf"- bats grenade back at Wolfs head, "if a chipmunk comes out of there I hope he bites your nose."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    This isn't a grenade. Oh wait, this is the helium for my escape..........never mind.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    escape? Escape from what?


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Escape balloon when the volcano erupts and destroys everything in it's path......


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