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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Actually, he was a bit chewy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    You know if they keep losing their pizza boys like this they won't want to deliver here anymore. How am I supposed to explain this-( although did save me a tip)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Tell them he never showed and you want a free pizza.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    now there's an idea i never would have thought of - devious Wolf aren't you ?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Yes, I am. Modesty is another virtue I value highly.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    It shows Wolf- it shows:p


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Remember kids, stay in school20090920.gifol.

    Or, you will be cleaning that bucket.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    at least he wasn't flinging his pooh


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I'll go find the poo-flinger. Please hold.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    That's okay Wolf- really no need to bother


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Found a monkey demon that flings flaming poo. Have fun you two.
    *releases monkey demon.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    whacks monkey demon in forehead. his flaming pooh sets him on fire
    ugh Wolf that smells bad:(

    Fires lit stink bombs at Wolf from giant cannon. Now you can play " king of stink bomb mountain "with your friends, i'm sure you'll win at that.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Raises force shield, deflects stink bomb down fox hole.*
    Oops, sorry was that one of yours.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Evil Wolf
    Uses giant crane to dump 5 tons of fertilized top soil on Wolf and his force field . Go on Wolf drop your force field now.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Excavates tunnel under force field. Burrows under Deki. Drops force field*
    Dropped it, now what?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Guess we plant a garden next spring -ground should be fertile.

    stuffs tomato in Wolfs mouth pinches his nose closed.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Goes to gather seeds of deki's favorite veggie.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    stop it wolf.
    lets go of Wolfs nose
    can't have any fun


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Thought you like corn.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    can't trust you Wolf:p


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I'm hurt Deki.
    *Stuffs Deki in sack, tosses sack into river.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki cuts open sack. swims to shore
    Waves staff recites spell. Grey rain cloud appears over Wolfs head. Pours cold rain down on Wolf, every now and then lightning snags down and jabs him in posterior. There you go Wolf your own private storm . It will follow you everywhere you go- forever


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Walks over to stand next to Deki.*
    Raindrops keep falling on our heads.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki gets out umbrella
    I think your feet are growing Wolf


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Watches lightning bolt arc into Deki's umbrella.*
    Anyone else smell burning fur.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I think it's you Wolf


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Suddenly you look all puffed up. Did you do something different with your hair?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    mmm... you like it? You're a little puffed up yourself.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Looks good on both of us. By the way your little pink scarf is on fire.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    lowers umbrella lets it put out flaming scarf
    "Smart alec Wolf." Gives Wolf a kick in the shin. Watches Wolf rubbing shin hopping on one foot. Tromps on other foot. smiles.


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