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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    What volcano?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I have no idea what you talking about now.
    *Check volcano maker* Nope, not a single clue.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    What is that smell Wolf? Brimstone and sulphur?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Sprays air fresheners.*
    I don't smell anything


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    What are you up to now Wolf?


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Just looking though the ACME catalog, why?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Plotting something's more like it.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *hangs up hammock* Time to relax. Got another one of these if you'd like Deki.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    hmm... don't think so Wolf- you know net looking things, sort of like a trap isn't it?
    But thank you anyway.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Understood, got a chaise lounge if you interested.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    last time you duct taped me to one of those... probably not


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Pulls hat over eyes.*
    Suit yourself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki rushes up to lounging Wolf in hammock. winds him like he's hanging on a spit until he's totally wound up like a mummy. Releases him and watches as he recoils and is finally dumped on ground. "Sorry Wolf Couldn't resist"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Activates springboard under Deki's feet. Watches her fly into the ocean*
    Should have taken the hammock.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Swims back to shore, "I don't think salt water is good for my fur." Returns to snoozing Wolf. "See how you like it." Winds duct tape around feet and hands then tapes torso to hammock. "needs a personal touch" Ties pink bow around snoot, pours syrup on tummy and releases the ants... "think I've covered it all..." goes off to shampoo salt water from fur...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Shifts to wolf form,wiggles out of loosened tape and bow. Goes for a swim.*
    Evil Fox.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Evil Wolf.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I tried being nice, you forced the evil out into the world again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    That's safe for you to say now. You been evil so long can't trust you.
    And anyway all I did was give you a little spin in your hammock while you tossed me into a cold raging ocean full of mean fish and stuff. You're eviler!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Drops whale on Deki.* He was asking about you.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Grabs Whale by tail and bashes Wolf with whale. See Wolf you're eviler.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Flies off into the ocean.*
    I shall return.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Later Wolf


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Wades out of surf carrying dead shark.*
    I'm baaaaaack!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    What you yelling about Wolf?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Smacks Deki with dead shark.*
    Just drawing you out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Hello Wolf. Back from your dark sleep? Smashes Wolf's head with stone gargoyle.Can you see the pretty stars?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Drops bucket on Deki's head, whacks with broom handle.*
    No stars, do you hear the bells?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Yes Wolf lovely bells- tolling for you. Drops rest of stone cathedral on Wolf, guess one little gargoyle just wasn't enough.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    There's some priest guys here who want to know why you wrecked their cathedral Deki.


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