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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Summons skunk spirit.* Deki, meet Flower. he gonna follow you as long as my personal storm follows me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    oh okay! waves staff stops storm. waves staff again dissapates skunk spirit.
    hits wolf with staff and pulls his ears over his eyes. happy now?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Pokes Deki in both eyes, kicks out her knees*
    Yes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    upward swing of staff whams Wolf where it hurts him most. while Wolf recovers Deki makes her get away.shield up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    can't touch what isn't there


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Sends windstorm to roll Deki's shield like a ball, into the river.*
    Drop your shield now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    deki floats downstream in overturned shield. Sticks tongue out at Wolf:p


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *catapults organic waste into overturned shield*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    waves staff and Kraken raises from water picks Wolf up in one scaled hand and bellowing squeezes him like a fresh tube of "Close UP"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Summons this to deal with Kraken.*

    10evileye089.jpg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    i think someone is annoyed Wolf:pac:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Some people suck.
    *Wanders off to troll a blog. *


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Morning Wolf It's a beautiful day !
    Plenty to do today -throws barrage of chinese stars at Wolf some hit home
    Opens flood gate, been raining Wolf better release some of the excess- flood waters spill over lowered gates sweeping Wolf off his feet Wolf rises from water with fish in his mouth
    Oh Wolf see you've got breakfast


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Throws fish and stars back at Deki.*
    You dropped these, and I only eat red meat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Fish is good for Wolves
    sets up grill.
    Okay Wolf have it your way - opens gate sends heard of long horns stampeding. Maybe if you grab one by the horns Wolf


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Tucks in napkin, grabs pitchfork.*
    Oh good, my dinner has arrived. Pass the steak sauce.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    guess you're not even gonna bother with the grill huh?
    Deki overturns grill tosses shovelfull of hot coals at Wolf
    Why do I bother?
    Oh here, dings A1 off Wolf's noggin, guess you asked for this.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Dodges coals, watches longhorns run across them.*
    Food that cooks itself, ingenious. Hey deki, think fast..
    *Tosses roast chicken at Deki's head*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    deki is busy eatin chicken, gives wolfy a big warm hug, which only leaves him confused and not knowing what to do next:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    That would do it JG:p
    Deki gets out the lounge chairs and pitcher of something tall and cool'
    Go on entertain me:p


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Adds secret ingredient to the pitcher Deki is drinking from. *


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    what bout a biggy old kissy and a loving look up into his eyes!!!


    I think its working ....... is he gone!!!(didnt work he is back)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Uh oh this could get scary


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Drops piano on JG.*
    No, try a different tune.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    cooks up a mean, very tasty plate of cheesy beans(is food the way to your heart)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I always said the best way to the heart is with an axe, through the rib cage.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki longing looks at pitcher, Sniffs it. Holds it up to light.
    What did you put in there Wolf?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Something to broaden your horizons.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    You're scaring me Wolf. sighs and pours out contents of pitcher.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Duct tapes Deki to her lounger*
    Enjoy the day.


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