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The Miseducation of Jimbo Slice

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭cardio,shoot me


    bwahahahaha, lol, good one hanley :P, i almost pissed myself haha


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    bwahahahaha, lol, good one hanley :P, i almost pissed myself haha

    Laugh now little one, but the last laugh shall be mine. Mark my words.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    5/3/1 - Wave 4 - "5/3/1" Day

    Bench:
    60kg x5
    80kg x3
    100kg x2
    115kg x5
    125kg x3
    140kg x1
    110kg 5x5

    Incline Dumbbell Press:
    35kg 'bells 3x8

    Standing One Arm Dumbbell Rows - these boyos; http://tinyurl.com/lkkb7s
    35kg x8
    42.5kg x8
    50kg 3x8

    Kroc Rows:
    40kg 'bell - 35 reps right, 30 reps left

    DC Curls:
    plate 20 x12
    " 25 x12
    " 30 x12
    " 35 x12
    " 40 x12
    " 50 x12
    " 57.5 x12


    Some workouts ya just gotta survive thru. This was one of them. Hit my 5/3/1 and left it at that cos I wsa feeling a bit rough and have a big squat session tomorrow. Going back to 5x5 for my bench over the next couple of months along with A LOT of chest assistance work. My pecs are absolutely tiny, and not only is that ugly, it's probably stopping me from pressing a lot more raw.

    Don't really like the free standing rows. Will go back to the traditional leg on the bench version next week. Kroc rows were strong today... grip actually seems to be in an alright spot. I reckon all the pull ups have kept it strong. My forearms were in absolute bits after them tho. They'll soon be fivearms at this rate... :D
    Started way too light on the curls but said at the start I'd do sets of 12 til I couldn't do any more!! Pump city, population - me, after them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,338 ✭✭✭the drifter


    pic of you getting crushed?????? there is none is there....you lied to me man :(


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    pic of you getting crushed?????? there is none is there....you lied to me man :(

    Nah I didn't do enough reps to die. Actually got a completely savage set up on the 140 and it shot off my chest. Trying to save a bit for tomorrow and Sunday so didn't go too mad.

    Could probably do with a break tbh.... have trained 10 out of the last 11 days, it'll be 13 outta 14 by Monday, and probably 18 outta 20 by the end of next weekend.

    Two words you'll never hear - Hanley quit.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    Some more complexes for me to play with... from; http://www.tmuscle.com/free_online_article/sports_body_training_performance/screw_cardio_four_complexes_for_a_shredded_physique

    1) 6-5-4-3-2-1 w/ 90 seconds between rounds
    Deadlift
    Romanian Deadlift
    Bentover Row
    Power Clean
    Front Squat
    Push Press
    Back Squat
    Good Morning

    2) 5 rounds - 90 seconds between rounds
    Overhead Squat x 6-8
    Swings (like kettlebell swings) x 6-8
    Bentover Row x 8-10
    Reverse Lunge and Twist x 8-10 total
    Diagonal Chops x 6-8 each side

    3) 3-5 rounds w/ dumbbells - 60 seconds between rounds
    Reverse Lunges, 6 reps on each leg
    Romanian Deadlift, 12 reps
    Good Morning, 12 reps
    Front Squat, 6 reps
    Military Press, 6 reps
    Bentover Row, 6 reps
    Floor Press, 12 reps

    4) 6 reps of each - for time
    Deadlift
    Hang Clean
    Front Squat
    Hang Snatch
    Overhead Squat
    Front Press
    Bentover Row
    Romanian Deadlift



    I've no idea why I subject myself to this.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    5/3/1 - Wave 4 - "5/3/1" Day

    Squats:
    60kg 2x5
    100kg x3
    130kg x2
    160kg x5
    180kg x3
    *belt*
    200kg x4
    175kg 2x5, 1x6

    Box Squats (beltless):
    60kg w/ green band x3
    90kg w/ green band x3
    110kg w/ green band x3
    110kg w/ green and monster mini bands 2x3

    Pulldown Abs:
    worked to plate 12 x10, x8, x5
    dropped to plate 9 x12

    Seated Hamstring Curls:
    stack 2x20

    30 cleans w/ 60kg for time:
    1 minute 50 seconds

    Decent enough workout today all things considered. Trained 11 outta the last 12 days now, went to bed early with the intention of getting 8 hours sleep for the second time this week (that would be a PR in itself). Woke at 1am, woke at 3am and was up and not going back asleep 7.30am. So eh... fail.

    Squats were good enough... the bar felt heavy from the start which isn't all that surprising considering my training volume. 180kg x3 beltless came up well. 200kg x4 is basically double bodyweight now, and only 1 rep off my PR at 110kg so considering training volume, weight loss and minimal kcals, it's ok!!

    Got a violent reminder of how important elbow position is when squatting today... was ploughing thru my final set with 175kg and let my elbows pop up on the 7th rep and got smashed. Spotters to the rescue!!

    The banded squats were up a bit this week... gonna pin that one on neural adaptation!! Felt good after the first set with 110kg and greens and couldn't decide whether to add weight or band tension... bands won! It wasn't a whole lot of extra tension, but it was enough to make me feel like the bands existed solely to pull my head off with the bar.

    Pulldown abs were ok, actually up 2 reps on the first set from last week. Dropped the last set straight into plate 9 and my abs nearly cried.

    The seated curls roasted my hamstrings, and I KNEW it was a terrible idea considering I was going after the cleans next...

    The cleans were fun... pretty easy tbh. Initially went into it gunning for <3 mins but ripped thru 10 reps no bother and decided to just push on and get it over with. Hopeful I'll get it down to <90 seconds soon. Might try a heavy one with 80kg or something. That would be more challenging!! Gonna try "Grace" tomorrow, same as the above but with jerks too.

    Vids of the 200kg squat, 110kg box squat and cleans to come!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    Squat - 200kg x4


    Box squat w/ bands - 110kg x3


    30 cleans in 1 minute 46 seconds (time amended!);


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,441 ✭✭✭Killme00


    Sounds to me like you need a strong ambient, i cant recommend Lord Alfred Tennyson highly enough. He is second only to F Scott Fitzgerald as the most coma inducing bastard to have ever lived. Its even more effective if you can get someone to read him to you.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    Hanley wrote: »
    Squat - 200kg x4


    Box squat w/ bands - 110kg x3


    30 cleans in 1 minute 46 seconds (time amended!);

    Updated to include the squats and box squats!!

    And Killme00, I'm considering ALL my options at this stage!! it's been 3 months now since I consistently got 8 hours... I might get one day a week where I get more than 6!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,640 ✭✭✭podge57


    thats a lot of band tension - about 140kg at the top??

    your traps must be huge with all those cleans :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    podge57 wrote: »
    thats a lot of band tension - about 140kg at the top??

    your traps must be huge with all those cleans :D

    Nah I doubt it. I'd say between 70 and 90kg maybe. Doesn't really matter tho tbh once I keep adding more bands or more weight!!


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 9,692 Mod ✭✭✭✭BossArky


    Hanley wrote: »
    225kg x4 - If you look really close you can see the Powerlifting Gods laughing in the background.


    Both yourself and Kev are looking a fair bit leaner in this vid. Good work on the conditioning!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    BossArky wrote: »
    Both yourself and Kev are looking a fair bit leaner in this vid. Good work on the conditioning!

    Cheers dude!! I'm gunning for 95-96kg in October at some stage. There'll be LOTS of pictures with my top off when that happens haha!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    Shirted Bench

    Bench:
    60kg 2x5
    80kg x3
    100kg x2
    115kg x1
    130kg x1
    *shirt on - 44 Katana*
    160kg x2
    175kg 4x1 (3 touches)

    Paused 2 Board Press:
    100kg x5
    120kg 5x5

    "Isabelle":
    30 snatches w/ 60kg for time - 4 minutes 4 seconds

    Barbell Curls:
    coming straight outta the 3OH!3 - 30kg 3x12

    Pushdowns:
    green band 2x50

    Dropped off the volume a bit today cos I'm a week ahead of where I wanna be on my training cycle. Just got a bit of practice in touching light weights with the shirt on. Touched and paused 75% of them so i know I can open on something I can hit easily. Vid of the final set to come. My arch has come on a sh!t ton since June too!!

    The paused 2 board press is really nice. Totally different feeling to touch and goes. I'll go to 130kg next week and shoot for 3x5, onwards to a single set of 5 2 weeks out with 140kg then.

    Isabelle suuuuuuuuucked. GUTTED I didn't do it in under 4 mins.

    The 3OH!3 curls are just curls done with a 3-0-3 tempo... been pushing my biceps hard recently so wanted to give them a little bit of down time, but still get work in.

    The pushdowns were just the usual pump my arms full of blood crap!!

    This is what Isabelle did to me;
    P1000153.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    Bench - 175kg x1 (4th set)



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    Sleeping update....

    Friday - bed at 11.30pm - wake at 1am, 3am and 5am. Up at 7.30am.

    Saturday - bed at 12pm, sleep at 1am, wake at 7am, up around 8am

    Sunday - I went to bed at 10.30pn and still only got 3 hours of sleep

    A generous 15-16 hours of sleep over the past 3 nights I reckon. I think I know what death feels like.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭cardio,shoot me


    is it because you just cant sleep or you have to get up?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,472 ✭✭✭Kev M


    Ever try ZMA?
    Helps induce deep sleep. Have to get asleep first mind!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    Kev M wrote: »
    Ever try ZMA?
    Helps induce deep sleep. Have to get asleep first mind!

    Or JD


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,338 ✭✭✭the drifter


    ive used ZMA the mornings afterwards its very hard to do anything in work :P

    a couple of shots of Jamensons finest would prob do the trick aswell :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,863 ✭✭✭kevpants


    Said it before, say it again. Epsom salts.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    is it because you just cant sleep or you have to get up?

    Just can't sleep dude! Tossing and turning all night... I only mention it to qualify my performances for my own review at a later date!!
    Kev M wrote: »
    Ever try ZMA?
    Helps induce deep sleep. Have to get asleep first mind!

    Nah don't wanna go near it tbh. The lucid dreams it's supposed to give you scare me because I dream quite vividly at the best of times. I can be asleep and dreaming mad stuff in < 10 mins like so I don't wanna have to deal with the effect of ZMA too!!
    Or JD
    ive used ZMA the mornings afterwards its very hard to do anything in work :P

    a couple of shots of Jamensons finest would prob do the trick aswell :P

    Emmm I'm not drinking myself to sleep!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    kevpants wrote: »
    Said it before, say it again. Epsom salts.

    Baths are for gays. I only do showers!! Besides... I'd need to do it EVERY night :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,338 ✭✭✭the drifter


    Hanley wrote: »


    Emmm I'm not drinking myself to sleep!!


    Pussy.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,863 ✭✭✭kevpants


    Hanley wrote: »
    Baths are for gays. I only do showers!! Besides... I'd need to do it EVERY night :eek:

    I'm a sh1t sleeper. If you did it a few times a week (if it helped that is) you'll teach yourself to sleep. The worst thing about being a crappy sleeper is the habit of not sleeping.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    5/3/1 - Wave 4 - "5/3/1" Day - The Last Hurrah!!

    Military Press:
    40kg x3
    50kg x3
    60kg x5
    70kg x3
    80kg x2

    One Arm Dumbbell Press:
    30kg 'bells x10, 9, 8

    Close Grip Bench:
    62.5kg x5
    102.5kg x3
    122.5kg x4
    112.5kg x6
    102.5kg x9
    92.5kg x11

    Pendlay Rows:
    60kg x5
    80kg x5
    100kg x5
    120kg 5x6

    Modified Fran (aka Total FRANness):
    15/12/9 with 60kg thrusters and 10kg weighted pull ups
    Time: 7 minutes 16 seconds

    One Arm Barbell Curls:
    25kg x10, 6, 7

    That's me done with 5/3/1. I'll reflect on it when I've more time in a couple of days.

    Presses were grand today... shoulda been 77.5kg but said i may as well finish on something half ok. 3rd went half way and just stayed there for 5 seconds not moving... grr!!

    Plateau city on the one arm press. I'm moving towards a heavier focus on chest work anyway now so I guess it makes no difference!!

    CG bench was up a rep and 2.5kg on all sets today which surprised me considering I benched heavy raw on Friday, shirted on Sunday and then again today. Not complaining tho, tricep strength is probably on it's way to the top of it's curve now so I'll be watching volume and intensity carefully.

    Pendlay rows continue to progress. They're such a raw strength movement. I love em!!

    The modified Fran workout was BRUTAL. I read a while ago that the heavy weighted CF met-cons seperate the men from the boys and I can TOTALLY see that. The pain that comes with the heavy timed workouts is unlike anything I've experienced with the lighter ones. I've no shame in saying this, and it's totally anti-CF, but I'm working hard to peak my Fran. Sub 4's the immediate goal and I reckon I've a good shot at it in October when I should hopefully be around 95kg.

    One arm curls were great fun as usual... the extra weight makes them A LOT more challenging.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    Man you're after getting VERY strong again...

    Your powers of recovery are diriculous..

    I hate you...

    Do me a favour? Throw up a vid of your Pendlays at some stage??


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭cardio,shoot me


    hes actually been copying my numbers, hes just a big ball of ghey


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