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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Evil Wolf. Now I not only have a headache, i'm sopping wet. Climbs up tree stand to dry off. Loads canister into handy cannon. Bio warfare Wolf. Cannister breaks open onto Wolfs big feet. Hope you've had your shots...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Yeah I was doing shots just this past Saturday. Jack and Jim came over and I killed them both.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    That happen a lot Wolf? You really want to do in your only friends?

    Later Wolf- gotta go dry my hair -wouldn't want to catch a summer cold.Happy trails.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Jack and Jim as in Jack Daniels and Jim Beam.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    I got the bloody pig flu so I'm standing in dublin airport sneezing over all the folks going to merryca

    Put your mask back on wolfie


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I'm immune colrow. Who do you think helped start pig flu?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    I know it was you fellating warthogs that started it, but now I'm sending back a mutated from that will, turn you into a putrid green slimy mass once more!!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Hey, I just paid for some harmless research. How was I to know some fool would start trying to impregante pigs. Oh yeah, how's your human-sheep crossbreeding program coming along?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    im still up here looking down on ye!!!!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Jack and Jim as in Jack Daniels and Jim Beam.
    You mean you do have other friends Wolf ? Probably more of the same.

    Hey J.G. had to go back to see where he'd left you:) Isn't that just Like Wolf to not finish the job. Sets rocket co- ordinates on course to J.G.'s satellite. If you're still around after the explosion you should be plummeting back to Earth soon J.G. Well, at least those parts of you that don't incinerate in the atmosphere. Now, let's see ...Ah Matt... Where did I put that ghostbuster suit ???


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    colrow wrote: »
    I know it was you fellating warthogs that started it, but now I'm sending back a mutated from that will, turn you into a putrid green slimy mass once more!!!!
    I already tried giving him the green slime thing Col. He claims he didn't get any on him, but I think I see the Mutations beginning. See that jerky sorta twitch- they'll be calling him Twitcher before long
    Sorry you have the piggy flu Col- but we all gotta go somehow:) I'll miss ya.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    ;)

    I forfeit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,626 ✭✭✭shezzie


    :p

    As do I!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    whats this battle of the smiles???????

    thanks deki, was a bumpy ride but im back!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    neet the noo jgs


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Hows the back healing jg.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Gosh JG, I'm really glad you're back in one piece. Didn't happen to see a big bad wolf somewhere around Buffalo from your vantage point up there did you? I think he might have blueberry stains on his big ol' paws.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    no didnt see much from up there.....bloody wolfy, thought he was going to leave me there.......laters all.....:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,626 ✭✭✭shezzie


    enjoy the blueberry pie jg


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I no eat blueberry pie. I much prefer cherry.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Hello Wolf. You back from your travels?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I has returned to do battle.
    *Releases swarm of hornets*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Hornets can't pentrate my ghost buster suit. Got it out for Matt but comes in handy here.
    Hornets like honey too don't the Wolf I know bees do. Tips giant bucket of honey over wolf. It sure is messy and I think you're standing on an ant hill.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Steambear get over here and help me clean off this honey.
    Nothing like a good steam cleaning to really bring out the luster of me fur. Now for Deki.
    *Picks up minigun loaded with blessed bullets.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    blessed force field up. Ha! my blessed shield will stand up to your blessed bullets. picks up silver hammer and whirls in full circle lets fly at Wolf.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭magicianz


    *hopes onto ghost train and drives over cyberwolf* mmmmm fresh road kill....dinner anyone?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    blessed force field up. Ha! my blessed shield will stand up to your blessed bullets. picks up silver hammer and whirls in full circle lets fly at Wolf.
    magicianz wrote: »
    *hopes onto ghost train and drives over cyberwolf* mmmmm fresh road kill....dinner anyone?
    *Uses deflection spell to send hammer through magicianz ghost train dispelling it.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki scampers up into tree stand and loads crossbow with silver tipped arrows. Hmm maybe need invisibility cloak too.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Uproots tree Deki is hiding in. Tosses Deki and tree into lava pit.*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki is saved by Spot who then chases Wolf back to his territory with super hot blasts aimed at his tail. Quit wrecking the forest Wolf that's not thinking green.


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