The scariest thing you have ever woken up to?

easyeason3 · 26-05-2009 10:52PM

pinkfeather wrote: »

yeah what is that???? It feels like an invisible person is holding you down or something, thats happened to me too.....freaky!!!

For a while I thought the house I was in at the time was haunted.
Then I slowly realised it coincided with me trying to drink my own body weight for the previous three nights.
So now I have found a way to solve that little problem if I have had a session.
On the Monday night I go for a long walk, when I get home I have a really hot bath, then I drink two or three glasses of wine really fast & off I go to the land of nod.

CianRyan · 26-05-2009 10:54PM

pinkfeather wrote: »

yeah what is that???? It feels like an invisible person is holding you down or something, thats happened to me too.....freaky!!!

Sleep paralysis.
Once you know what it is you stop worrying, i get it a looooooooot!

26-05-2009 10:55PM

Got an eye infection once, both eyes had sticky gunk in them.
Overnight it hardened, woke up and couldn't open my eyes :eek:

Thought I was blind!

Gillo · 26-05-2009 10:58PM

Someone on boards posted this years ago, thought it was great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU-h9qokETs

Woke up once and was convinced someone was breaking in, could actually hear voices down stairs, a different time I could see a face in the bedroom freaked me out.

One of the scariest thing was work up from a nitemare and was actually fighting something in the bed, freaked the **** out of me I was kicking, punching and shouting even though I'm not at all aggressive.

The scariest, was one night my daughter came into the room and tried to wake me (prob wanted to get in the bed she was only about five at the time), I woke up and saw this girl with ling hair partly covering her face, all I could think was $hit thats the girl from the ring, I instinctively swung my foot out, hoping to kick her in the face, luckily I realised what I was doing before sending my daughters head smashing into the wall.

CianRyan · 26-05-2009 11:03PM

Another epic video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrNkgGmCrE8

tony1kenobi · 26-05-2009 11:06PM

I fell asleep in the cinema the other night when Angels and Demons was on. The missus woke me up and I got the fright of my life because I thought it was still on.

niallon · 26-05-2009 11:07PM

Woke up one morning after crashing in a mates house, unfortunately I had had, ahem, a few drinks the night before and was certain the next morning I'd crashed elsewhere...to see that I was sharing a bed with another man was a little scary alright. Felt a bit better when I realised I was actually sleeping head to toe and that I had made some miscalculations in my hungover state. That and of course the fact that it was indeed my mate in the bed and he's just not that into me!

Super-Rush · 26-05-2009 11:37PM

Can't fight it much longer, i'm so so so so so sorry please forgive me, you left the door open for it...too feckin easy

Banned

Crann na Beatha · 26-05-2009 11:38PM

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Super-Rush · 26-05-2009 11:40PM

Iolar wrote: »

can we say youre sister instead or youre gran?

Shuuuuut uuuuup dont say it

Crann na Beatha · 26-05-2009 11:41PM

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Magic Monkey · 26-05-2009 11:44PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkCFwVe34IY

admiralofthefleet · 26-05-2009 11:46PM

this is hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2BgjH_CtIA

drunkmonkey · 26-05-2009 11:51PM

turned around to see my mate slumped over the wheel with the car parked in a ditch with this playing on the radio http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEh2N5hmPVM

magenta73 · 27-05-2009 12:01AM

woke up once to a wasp stinging my arm:(

BrokenArrows · 27-05-2009 12:01AM

pinkfeather wrote: »

yeah what is that???? It feels like an invisible person is holding you down or something, thats happened to me too.....freaky!!!

as said sleep paralysis. when you go asleep your brain kinda paralyses your body.

for some reason or another when you wakeup there is a delay before the brain un paralyses your body.

Wisesmurf · 27-05-2009 12:02AM

Super-Rush · 27-05-2009 12:06AM

When i was younger i used to get up in the middle of the night, grab my duvet and sleep on the floor in my parents room. One night i got up, grabbed the duvet, opened the door too quickly, hit the hoover that was kept behind the door always plugged in, set it off and woke up standing in a puddle.

Numina · 27-05-2009 12:09AM

Scariest thing I've ever woken up to was a wall. I woke up facing the wall and for a split second I didn't know what the hell was going on, then I turned around, and all was well.

Havermeyer · 27-05-2009 12:14AM

Yore entire immediate family.

Banter Joe · 27-05-2009 12:20AM

Gerry Ryan

Gummy Panda · 27-05-2009 12:26AM

back in old times, the first reply to this thread would be "Yore ma".

i miss those times

Super-Rush · 27-05-2009 12:30AM

shhhhhhhhhhhhh

Snowie · 27-05-2009 12:31AM

easy ugly French bird who wouldn't leave...

That_Guy · 27-05-2009 12:31AM

Not so much scary but weird.

I woke up this morning and my arm was so numb. I had been sleeping on it and couldn't feel it. Felt strange.

Pinky Pixie · 27-05-2009 12:36AM

The window cleaner slamming my window shut and another time a cup of tea falling on my head! :P

Super-Rush · 27-05-2009 12:36AM

That_Guy wrote: »

Not so much scary but weird.

I woke up this morning and my arm was so numb. I had been sleeping on it and couldn't feel it. Felt strange.

happens me all the time

Simon201 · 27-05-2009 12:37AM

Also more weird than scary - a few months ago woke up with a Magpie standing on my leg. Took a few frantic minutes waking up with said bird fluttering around house trying to get rid of it before I realised I wasn't in a David Lynch movie...

That_Guy · 27-05-2009 12:38AM

super-rush wrote: »

happens me all the time

An absolute wreck the head. It's weird then feeling all the blood rushing back into its respective place.

Super-Rush · 27-05-2009 12:39AM

That_Guy wrote: »

An absolute wreck the head. It's weird then feeling all the blood rushing back into its respective place.

That usually happens before i wake up....oh you mean your arm sorry

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