The scariest thing you have ever woken up to?

pinkfeather

The dog recently licked me in the face to wake me up one day and it scared the crap out of me, another time there was a spider on my leg, bbut I am sure these are tame in comparison to the folks out there experience.....care to share?

Pictures and crudely drawn artists impersonations welcome

PS, it's been a slow day

Dudess

Oh god... so... tempting. Must... not... or... javaboy... will ban me!

SomeFool

My 23 year old girlfriend proposing to me........

staker

Is that you Dr. Bollocko?

galwayrush

Dudess wrote: »

Oh god... so... tempting. Must... not... or... javaboy... will ban me!

Yep, not admitting anything here either.:o

liah

Yeah I've had the dog thing happen to me before, only she didn't lick me. I opened my eyes and literally less than a centimetre from my nose was hers, and she just STARED at me. It was like she could see into my soul, and let me tell you, if she did, she certainly disapproved.

She did that nearly every single morning and it shook me every time. I never understood it. Was like waking up to a Gremlin.

easyeason3

Thinking someone was breaking in - very scary.

A good few nights/ mornings I have woken up to spiders/ rats/ serial killers/ cats attacking me. It's also known as the DT's - super scary.

nlgbbbblth

waking up inside a horse's sawn-off head that had been placed in my bed overnight. Very wide neck which fitted over my own head.

the smell, the heat, the horror....

Terry

pinkfeather wrote: »

The dog recently licked me in the face to wake me up one day and it scared the crap out of me, another time there was a spider on my leg, bbut I am sure these are tame in comparison to the folks out there experience.....care to share?

Pictures and crudely drawn artists impersonations welcome

PS, it's been a slow day

Still a bit scared?

abouttobebanned

My girlfriend shouting at me after she found my phone with pics of nekkid ladies on it. (nekkid ladies i knew) (I was hungover too)

admiralofthefleet

my own cabbage gas after an indian and loads of guinness

lisajane

The thought of going into work!

kc66

a bat crawling across my duvet right on top of me. It was in my grandmothers house at least 15 years ago. They found a nest of them under the floorboards that day.

Vain

I wake up ever morning with a pitched tent under the blankets. Who was I riding in my sleep, should I get a std check:pac: I really really hope it wasnt the town bike:pac:

Toots

liah wrote: »

Yeah I've had the dog thing happen to me before, only she didn't lick me. I opened my eyes and literally less than a centimetre from my nose was hers, and she just STARED at me.

Same thing happened me, I fell back asleep after a while then felt something land on my face, didn't know what it was, opened my eyes, everything was black! I thought I'd gone blind! Turns out the dog just found a sock under the bed and had dropped it on my face, probably wanted me to play.

Crann na Beatha

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galwayrush

The crack of dawn can be scary.
http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp220/galwayrush/crackofdawn-1.jpg

havana

A cat lying across my forehead

dubsgirl

Woke up to a mouse on my arm once - was living in a hovel of a bedsit at the time...

Also have woken up to some things even uglier in my time :eek:

My name is URL

Dead crow on my bed.

Cat thought I'd appreciate it

bronte

Got a fright one morning when I opened my eyes to see my kitteh about an inch away from my nose, glaring at me. She kept pawing my face til I fed her. Little cow.

albetty31

if im stressed i often wake up but cant move and it feels like an invisible person is holding me down and thumping pillow either side of my head.its so scary and i cant move or scream but im semi concious....
i also woke up at house party one night and my boyfriend was kissing my mate at end of sofa...not pretty i tells ya..:eek:

holly1

A strange cat on my dressing table,scratching it with her claws.She got in an open window downstairs.I subbose Im lucky it was only a cat!!!

staker

he hasn't slept since

eddie28

Woke up in a mates after been drinking to the sight of his arse right in front of my face then in a really creepy and deep voice he said "sorry did my arse wake you" wake me!!it got rid of my hangover

easyeason3

albetty31 wrote: »

if im stressed i often wake up but cant move and it feels like an invisible person is holding me down and thumping pillow either side of my head.its so scary and i cant move or scream but im semi concious....
i also woke up at house party one night and my boyfriend was kissing my mate at end of sofa...not pretty i tells ya..:eek:

That has happened me a few times. Nasty thing to happen.

chin_grin

Both legs cramping like a motherfluck. Ouch.

CianRyan

I've woken up loads of times with my dog stairing me in the face.
The worst though was one morning she actually crawled onto my face and i woke up not being able to breath thinking i was blind. Once i realised what was going on i just moved her and laughed.

pinkfeather

easyeason3 wrote: »

That has happened me a few times. Nasty thing to happen.

yeah what is that???? It feels like an invisible person is holding you down or something, thats happened to me too.....freaky!!!

jester77

A ginger :eek:

I stepped over her and headed for the shower hazily recollecting the night before and wondering how I would get rid of her. Thankfully I heard the front door closing shortly after.

liah

Forgot one.

Woke up in the middle of the night to a storm. A proper midsummer Canadian one, not some dinky little Irish storm. Thunder loud enough to deafen you and make your stomach turn upside down and lightning making the world visible for miles. I had an old tree outside my window that my mother was convinced would get hit by lightning and come crashing down on me in my sleep.

Its branches cast shadows on the ceiling, like old, gnarled hands and demon faces on the walls. Without the lightning there was complete pitch black darkness. No moon, no stars. I couldn't see my own hand in front of my face. I got up and stumbled my way to the light switch, only to find the power was out. I went for the door, but for some reason it was stuck, something was holding it from the outside.

So, like any normal 18 year old (at the time) I went back to bed and hid under the covers, as you do.

Then I heard it.

I had this old wooden bedframe, the headboard was massive and about three feet high of solid wood. It was faint at first, but I could hear nails slowly, slowly scratching their way down the headboard. They came down to what would be about an inch above my head and I sprang out of bed, my heart pounding in my chest, about to burst.

I tried the door again. It was still being held closed from the outside. I couldn't force it open. I was freaking out. I heard it again. Nails, hard, against the headboard. I waited with my hands covering my eyes, fingers parted-- looking but not wanting to, as you do-- for the next lightning strike to reveal the nemesis I was now trapped in the room with.

I hadn't long to wait. A strike of lightning went off, and I was faced with two sets of pitch-black, vacuous, soulless, evil eyes...

..of two fúcking house mice who decided my bed would make a nice warm place to rest.

I tried to open the door again, and this time it swung open with ease, and I was faced with a hulking black shape, emitting a low, menacing sound from the depths of its very soul, its eyes flashing red in the lightning. I nearly jumped out of my skin, sure I was now face to face with my reaper and bound for the deep, dark recessions of hell..

...before I realized it was my 100lb black German Shepherd angry at being disturbed from her very comfortable rest against my bedroom door which I previously couldn't open.

I didn't sleep at all that night.

easyeason3

pinkfeather wrote: »

yeah what is that???? It feels like an invisible person is holding you down or something, thats happened to me too.....freaky!!!

For a while I thought the house I was in at the time was haunted.
Then I slowly realised it coincided with me trying to drink my own body weight for the previous three nights.
So now I have found a way to solve that little problem if I have had a session.
On the Monday night I go for a long walk, when I get home I have a really hot bath, then I drink two or three glasses of wine really fast & off I go to the land of nod.

CianRyan

pinkfeather wrote: »

yeah what is that???? It feels like an invisible person is holding you down or something, thats happened to me too.....freaky!!!

Sleep paralysis.
Once you know what it is you stop worrying, i get it a looooooooot!

Got an eye infection once, both eyes had sticky gunk in them.
Overnight it hardened, woke up and couldn't open my eyes :eek:

Thought I was blind!

Gillo

Someone on boards posted this years ago, thought it was great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU-h9qokETs

Woke up once and was convinced someone was breaking in, could actually hear voices down stairs, a different time I could see a face in the bedroom freaked me out.

One of the scariest thing was work up from a nitemare and was actually fighting something in the bed, freaked the **** out of me I was kicking, punching and shouting even though I'm not at all aggressive.

The scariest, was one night my daughter came into the room and tried to wake me (prob wanted to get in the bed she was only about five at the time), I woke up and saw this girl with ling hair partly covering her face, all I could think was $hit thats the girl from the ring, I instinctively swung my foot out, hoping to kick her in the face, luckily I realised what I was doing before sending my daughters head smashing into the wall.

CianRyan

Another epic video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrNkgGmCrE8

tony1kenobi

I fell asleep in the cinema the other night when Angels and Demons was on. The missus woke me up and I got the fright of my life because I thought it was still on.

niallon

Woke up one morning after crashing in a mates house, unfortunately I had had, ahem, a few drinks the night before and was certain the next morning I'd crashed elsewhere...to see that I was sharing a bed with another man was a little scary alright. Felt a bit better when I realised I was actually sleeping head to toe and that I had made some miscalculations in my hungover state. That and of course the fact that it was indeed my mate in the bed and he's just not that into me!

Super-Rush

Can't fight it much longer, i'm so so so so so sorry please forgive me, you left the door open for it...too feckin easy

Banned

Crann na Beatha

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Super-Rush

Iolar wrote: »

can we say youre sister instead or youre gran?

Shuuuuut uuuuup dont say it

Crann na Beatha

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Magic Monkey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkCFwVe34IY

admiralofthefleet

this is hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2BgjH_CtIA

drunkmonkey

turned around to see my mate slumped over the wheel with the car parked in a ditch with this playing on the radio http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEh2N5hmPVM

magenta73

woke up once to a wasp stinging my arm:(

BrokenArrows

pinkfeather wrote: »

yeah what is that???? It feels like an invisible person is holding you down or something, thats happened to me too.....freaky!!!

as said sleep paralysis. when you go asleep your brain kinda paralyses your body.

for some reason or another when you wakeup there is a delay before the brain un paralyses your body.

Wisesmurf

Super-Rush

When i was younger i used to get up in the middle of the night, grab my duvet and sleep on the floor in my parents room. One night i got up, grabbed the duvet, opened the door too quickly, hit the hoover that was kept behind the door always plugged in, set it off and woke up standing in a puddle.

Numina

Scariest thing I've ever woken up to was a wall. I woke up facing the wall and for a split second I didn't know what the hell was going on, then I turned around, and all was well.

Havermeyer

Yore entire immediate family.