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    #152
    delllat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭delllat


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    glad to hear it... make shore his wife is buy him and its on speeker and your recording it :)

    that wouldnt be fair!


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    #153
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    delllat wrote: »
    you appear to have an addcition to criticising my posts :rolleyes:

    Let me have a word in your shell like.. :pac:

    Our Dudess is a fiesty young lass with beliefs, morals and opinions that will very rarely be swayed, and has fierce determination. In conclusion, I say this to you: Run for the hills, you won't win :p


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    #154
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    SeekUp wrote: »
    Yes, but sex is like pizza -- even when it's bad, it's good!

    No, no it's not.

    I think if a person has little respect for themselves and is abusing sex then that is an issue and they could have slept with 7 people or 70 it the reasons why which I would question.


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    #155
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Let me have a word in your shell like.. :pac:

    Our Dudess is a fiesty young lass with beliefs, morals and opinions that will very rarely be swayed, and has fierce determination. In conclusion, I say this to you: Run for the hills, you won't win :p

    Dudess is a man of course, there are no women on the internet. Women are too busy having all this sex i'm missing out on to be on a computer.


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    #156
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    Dudess is a man of course, there are no women on the internet. Women are too busy having all this sex i'm missing out on to be on a computer.

    Abigayle is not a woman :eek:.....


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    #157
    delllat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭delllat


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Let me have a word in your shell like.. :pac:

    Our Dudess is a fiesty young lass with beliefs, morals and opinions that will very rarely be swayed, and has fierce determination. In conclusion, I say this to you: Run for the hills, you won't win :p

    ive got the time if shes got the energy ;)


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    #158
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,101 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    SeekUp wrote: »
    Yes, but sex is like pizza -- even when it's bad, it's good!
    As Thaedydal said, no it's not. God it really isnt. Oh sure back in 1874 when I was but a nipper, I thought similar, but my sexual experience was restricted to furious self abuse, late night french flics on channel 4 and seeing the top of a tit peeking over the cross your heart bra of a shop assistant.

    But oh god it's really really not. I would rather have my beard plucked with tweezers than have a bad shag. Now if it's a woman I have good fun with as a person then cool. That's a laugh but some humourless drunken randomer who knows nothing or just lays there with the odd grunt for effect and encouragement. Or worse fancies themselves as "adventurous". Who have little clue of foreplay or the act itself, so instead rely on bringing out the nipple twisters, french ticklers and the Probenatoooor tm and then figure they'll use that lot on me. And there's me thinking halfway through "did I say I was constipated at any point over dinner?..." Eh Nope. Hell I've even faked the crossed eyed vinegar strokes and a sudden death of a fictitious relative from septicemic plague to get the fcuk outa dodge.

    So yes bad sex is like pizza, it's messy, very unfulfilling, leaves a bad taste on your gob and a painful arse and.... actually no. It's not. It's just crap.

    Oh I feel better for letting that out....:D

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #159
    SeekUp
    Registered Users Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭SeekUp


    Alright, alright . . .

    *puts hands up in air*

    I consider myself fairly lucky then.


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    #160
    [Deleted User]
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    For those who know, the end of this post gets into *serious* TMI territory, just be warned.....
    (My real ID's been figured out by a bird I know, guys. That's who this warning's for. OK, by "figured out" I mean I recognised her here and told her i'd seen her.)

    I remember in my youth, out of pure naivité, calling a bird a "slut" as a term of endearment (she was just after chatting up a bloke at the bar, I meant it a s acompliment).

    Obviously she didn't take it up the right way. My arm hurt for weeks with a handbag-buckle-shaped bruise.

    I hate how the female equivilent for "stud" is "slut" in common parlance. I see no less in a woman who likes her action. I say, long as she don't give me nothin' for the doctor to look at and I don't give her nothin' for the doctor to look at (and/or me to pay for and bond with for the next 18+ years), it's her and my choice what we do. If she goes somewhere else, I'll go somewhere else. She lies, I'm out. She's honest, I'll listen.

    Wagon has my vote for most sensible attitude.
















    (Big space so no text shows up on the "search post". Can't be too careful. Also mods, if it's in the wrong place, then you can edit this bit down here out. :) )

    Am I the only one who can't take foreplay attempts seriously?


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    #161
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,101 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Depends entirely on what you mean by attempts. Anything involving pain(mine) not so good.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #162
    iDontReallyCare
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭iDontReallyCare


    Dragan wrote: »
    Actually, i have a pretty interesting theory about the whole "slut" thing. It's mostly based on fear from what i can see. A bloke may be very interested in a girl but upon finding out she has had a decent number of sexual partners, she then becomes a "slut". As far as i can tell this change about comes from the fact that the bloke is suddenly uncomfortable with the number as it implies a good chance that someone else made her come a whole lot more than he is able to.

    Same applies to women who find out the man in there life may have had a wandering penis before they got together.

    People are weird.

    Your theory is sh1te and your weird!

    Women sleeping around and enjoying sucking or fckuing the C0ck will be for a while always called sluts. It took a fair while for gays to be accepted in society and it will only be a matter of time before women who like the c0ck will no longer be classed as sluts.

    Simple really.

    I like the c0ck and I enjoy being a slut.

    It will be a while before I am allowed to enjoy the 14 year old c0ck but I live in hope :pac:

    Hard as rocks them ones!


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    #163
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,101 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Muhahhahahahha. Ah well.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #164
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    iDontReallyCare wrote: »
    Your theory is sh1te and your weird!

    Women sleeping around and enjoying sucking or fckuing the C0ck will be for a while always called sluts. It took a fair while for gays to be accepted in society and it will only be a matter of time before women who like the c0ck will no longer be classed as sluts.

    Simple really.

    I like the c0ck and I enjoy being a slut.

    It will be a while before I am allowed to enjoy the 14 year old c0ck but I live in hope :pac:

    Hard as rocks them ones!
    :eek: I thought Merc was a dude? Oh i get it. You're gay?


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    #165
    iDontReallyCare
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭iDontReallyCare


    Kiera wrote: »
    :eek: I thought Merc was a dude? Oh i get it. You're gay?

    I thought it was a car? :confused:


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    #166
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    iDontReallyCare wrote: »
    I thought it was a car? :confused:

    Are you related to ibarelycare?


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    #167
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Are you related to ibarelycare?
    Why did your post just remind me of ipfreely? :confused:


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    #168
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Kiera wrote: »
    Why did your post just remind me of ipfreely? :confused:

    That is most probably because Im without dick ;)


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    #169
    iDontReallyCare
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭iDontReallyCare


    I can see this really getting hot between us three. Aby, Kirea and moi.

    My clit is on fire.


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    #170
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Abigayle wrote: »
    That is most probably because Im without dick ;)
    Or cause you remind me of a kidney infection? It'll come to me :P


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    #171
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    iDontReallyCare wrote: »
    I can see this really getting hot between us three. Aby, Kirea and moi.

    My clit is on fire.

    Isn't it somewhat interesting that this troll hasn't been banned yet? :rolleyes:


    By interesting, I mean not at all.


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    #172
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Isn't it somewhat interesting that this troll hasn't been banned yet? :rolleyes:


    By interesting, I mean not at all.

    yeah where is nurse bollocko :confused:


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    #173
    iDontReallyCare
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭iDontReallyCare


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    yeah where is nurse bollocko :confused:

    Lubing up?


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    #174
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,101 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Are you related to ibarelycare?
    I suspect more related to Iinexpertlyweavebasketswhiledribblingonmyselfinspecialcare.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #175
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Kiera wrote: »
    Or cause you remind me of a kidney infection? It'll come to me :P

    Keep cranberry juice in your fridge Kiers, should help ease the stinging ;)


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    #176
    iDontReallyCare
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭iDontReallyCare


    Wibbs wrote: »
    I suspect more related to Iinexpertlyweavebasketswhiledribblingonmyselfinspecialcare.

    More "postyourpicturewithtitshotsandenjoythefawningofpeople" type am I.

    did I post my breast shot yet?

    i am getting wetter at the thought

    It is like a river from my thighs :o


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    #177
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    iDontReallyCare wrote: »
    More "postyourpicturewithtitshotsandenjoythefawningofpeople" type am I.

    did I post my breast shot yet?

    i am getting wetter at the thought

    It is like a river from my thighs :o
    You might want to look into getting some of these


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    #178
    iDontReallyCare
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭iDontReallyCare


    Kiera wrote: »
    You might want to look into getting some of these

    The juices I have for you are not those. I hope you have the same for me :)

    I am thirsty.


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    #179
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    iDontReallyCare wrote: »
    My clit is on fire.

    Try some liquid nitrogen.


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    #180
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    iDontReallyCare wrote: »
    The juices I have for you are not those. I hope you have the same for me :)

    I am thirsty.
    Oh dear :o

    Would you like a drink *hands the troll a can of coke*


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    #181
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    this is entertainment:D


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