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Nigella Lawson

  • 18-12-2008 09:08PM
    #1
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭


    How can one person be so hot?

    Turn on BBC2 for proof of hotness.
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  • #2
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Yeah, she's really sexy. The orgasming thing she does when she's sucking her fingers and stuff while cooking is hilarious... but no doubt very arousing to many.


  • #3
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Dudess wrote: »
    Yeah, she's really sexy. The orgasming thing she does when she's sucking her fingers and stuff while cooking is hilarious... but no doubt very arousing to many.
    And she's got great boobs.


  • #4
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    Ha, I'm watching her little fruitcake special right now. What a woman!!


  • #5
    Jimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    AND she can cook.


  • #6
    peasant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,789 ✭✭✭✭peasant


    You DO realise that all her "ho(o)tness" needs a counterbalance ...otherwise she'd fall over :D

    see here
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-489566/Is-Nigella-getting-bigger-star-weeks-by.html


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  • #7
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    Ha, she's 47, she's allowed to rock the plumpness! :p


  • #8
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    PillyPen wrote: »
    Ha, she's 47, she's allowed to rock the plumpness! :p
    :eek:

    I did not know that!! That just makes her hotter tbh.

    edit: she's actually 48 now.


  • #9
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    :eek:

    I did not know that!! That just makes her hotter tbh.

    I know! She must be added baby's blood to all her recipes to keep that youthful glow. :D


  • #10
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    PillyPen wrote: »
    Ha, she's 47, she's allowed to rock the plumpness! :p

    She's 48 actually.


  • #11
    Acacia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    The quintessential MILF.


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  • #12
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    javaboy wrote: »
    She's 48 actually.

    All apologies! That's one year hotter, tbh.


  • #13
    Peared
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Peared


    She does have great boobs.

    And hair.

    Not fair the way dark haired women get to have a glossy mane and us blondes never ever get really shiny hair.

    Anybody know how to remedy this?


  • #14
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,934 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    Carry on up the kitchen.


    You can't beat a sexy Jewess (JILF?) handling pork.


  • #15
    OPENROAD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    Hard to believe her father is the foremer Chancellor, Nigel Lawson.


  • #16
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    She looks a bit like Stacy London, no?

    http://www.celebrity-hair-styles-magazine.com/images/celebrity-hair-styles-and-colors-09.jpg


  • #17
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,934 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    And that she's already buried one hubby- john Diamond.


  • #18
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Ok, it's worrying me now.

    The way she talks.... anyone else think she provides elocution lessons to Russel Brand? They speak almost exactly alike, Brand albeit more extravagant.


  • #19
    GirlInterrupted
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    Peared wrote: »
    She does have great boobs.

    And hair.

    Not fair the way dark haired women get to have a glossy mane and us blondes never ever get really shiny hair.

    Anybody know how to remedy this?

    Dye.


  • #20
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    The music on this show is fabulous.


  • #21
    SeekUp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭SeekUp


    She also has a lovely voice.


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  • #22
    LeoGilly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 346 ✭✭LeoGilly


    Cooking in a dressing gown!! She was suppose to be doing a book signing in Bray on Saturday but cancel due to ilness!!!


  • #23
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    I would do bad bad things to her, oh yes I would... phwoar


  • #24
    starn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭starn


    She had a book signing on Grafton St yesterday. Looks like you started this thread 48 hours to late.

    If you ask nicely they might let you smell he seat


  • #25
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    starn wrote: »
    She had a book signing on Grafton St yesterday. Looks like you started this thread 48 hours to late.

    If you ask nicely they might let you smell he seat
    Just smell?


  • #26
    Spunj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 437 ✭✭Spunj


    Ulrika does Nigella on Vic and Bob

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L57BcmGB-E0


    Hmm embedding disabled - full link - http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=L57BcmGB-E0


  • #27
    Hellm0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭Hellm0


    SoWatchaWant wrote: »
    I would do bad bad things to her, oh yes I would... phwoar

    Such as?


  • #28
    OPENROAD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    She just said she was off to get dressed


  • #29
    Loopy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    I Love watching her and always thought the show was filmed in her own house. Its actually filmed in a studio in some shitty industrial estate..


  • #30
    Captain Ginger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Captain Ginger


    Her breasts must feel like nice big sandbags.


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  • #31
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    What is this bread sauce business??


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