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Nigella Lawson

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    #62
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Amalgam wrote: »
    Allow me to climb a stepladder and piss on this thread like that statue in Brussels..

    She has her father's ears, big muttony, cauliflower ears, HUGE ears, check out her ears..

    Once I noticed them.. no amount of suggestive kneading or wooden spoon licking could take my mind of her big ears. Huge.

    Big ears.


    Big..
    You're approaching this from the wrong angle. I would consider her ears well suited to the office of handles which may allow and improve certain things...... well her glasses wont slip off anyway....

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #63
    brianthebard
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    http://worshipstirregulars.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/nigella-lawson.jpg

    moar pics.


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    #64
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,873 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    brianthebard wrote: »
    http://worshipstirregulars.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/nigella-lawson.jpg

    moar pics.

    OMFG! :eek: Nice!


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    #65
    Kold
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    My fave milf. Vagina is probably bigger than my room though.


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    #66
    brianthebard
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    Lolz don't knock it til you've tried it Kold! Also, one more pic. She looks slightly sloshed and is carrying a bit around the middle (who isn't) but I still would;

    http://www.feministe.us/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/nigella120307.jpg


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    #67
    Samurai
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    cilf!


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    #68
    Snowie
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    Oh god that womans sooooooooooooo hot


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    #69
    Samurai
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    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    Oh god that womans sooooooooooooo hot


    pwoar


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    #70
    Mr Magnolia
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,433 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr Magnolia


    Saw this earlier this week elsewhere >_>

    disclaimer: durty talk in vid


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9z5AFQx3Ng


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    #71
    dSTAR
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    Srsly bangworthy.

    Her plummy pom accent only adds to her sexiness.


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    #72
    0ubliette
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    Id bang her like a barn door in a hurricane


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    #73
    Alun
    Registered Users Posts: 21,444 ✭✭✭✭Alun


    LeoGilly wrote: »
    Cooking in a dressing gown!! She was suppose to be doing a book signing in Bray on Saturday but cancel due to ilness!!!
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Why hadn't I heard about that????


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    #74
    quad_red
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    0ubliette wrote: »
    Id bang her like a barn door in a hurricane

    I'd hit her like the fist of an angry God ;)

    As said before, the quintessential MILF.


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    #75
    Dudess
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    javaboy wrote: »
    She's 48 actually.
    She'll be 49 in a few weeks.


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    #76
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Dudess wrote: »
    She'll be 49 in a few weeks.

    She'll be fifty next year.




    What game are we playing again...?


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    #77
    UrbanSea
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    Haha 'Kold' is dead right. Probably been more buns in her oven then hot dinners shown on her programme,and oh,im on about a vaginal oven;)


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    #78
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    greetings wrote: »
    and oh,im on about a vaginal oven;)

    You don't say...


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    #79
    MagicMarker
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    Nobody wants to fúck a glass of water.


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    #80
    javaboy
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    greetings wrote: »
    and oh,im on about a vaginal oven;)

    "And by fix your pipes I mean I'll have sex with you."

    P.S. You should have said uterine oven btw


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    #81
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    greetings wrote: »
    Haha 'Kold' is dead right. Probably been more buns in her oven then hot dinners shown on her programme,and oh,im on about a vaginal oven;)
    javaboy wrote: »
    "And by fix your pipes I mean I'll have sex with you."

    Oh, he'll be showing her a bit of season's "greetings" all right. In her vagina.


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    #82
    Nodin
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    Dudess wrote: »
    She'll be 49 in a few weeks.

    Aged, like a fine wine.......49 years of curvaceous goodness.


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    #83
    Dudess
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    Nixon Sparse Uncle wrote: »
    Oh, he'll be showing her a bit of season's "greetings" all right. In her vagina.
    Don't put 'em there. The wrappers would get very uncomfortable.


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    #84
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Nodin wrote: »
    Aged, like a fine wine.......49 years of curvaceous goodness.

    I'm Nodin in agreement with you.


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    #85
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Dudess wrote: »
    Don't put 'em there. The wrappers would get very uncomfortable.

    It's the thought that counts.


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    #86
    Kernel
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    More lesbians than I realised in AH! :D


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    #87
    Dudess
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    Oh hetero women love looking at women - it's not sexual, just admiration.

    Season's Greetings are awful cheap, nasty shyte though. Quality Street ftw.


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    #88
    MagicMarker
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    Dudess wrote: »
    Oh hetero women love looking at women - it's not sexual, just admiration.

    Season's Greetings are awful cheap, nasty shyte though. Quality Street ftw.
    Roses ftw.

    Whatever happened to milktray? Because, you know, the lady loves milktray.


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    #89
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Dudess wrote: »
    Oh hetero women love looking at women - it's not sexual, just admiration.

    Season's Greetings are awful cheap, nasty shyte though. Quality Street ftw.

    And we all know what quality street you mean. "Not sexual" my hole.


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    #90
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Honestly. The idea of being with someone penis-less/stubble-less does nothing for me. And the only fun-bags/clitoris I want to play with are my own.


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    #91
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Dudess wrote: »
    Honestly. The idea of being with someone penis-less/stubble-less does nothing for me.

    Shít...


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