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Nigella Lawson

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    #92
    javaboy
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    Nixon Sparse Uncle wrote: »
    Shít...

    I'd be more worried about the fun-bags tbh. :D:pac::);):D:pac: <-requisite number of smilies to stop you getting offended


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    #93
    Dragan
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    I'm linking to this thread the next time anyone starts banging on about "fat birds".


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    #94
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Nigella_lawson_01_76WXrnh_86.jpgNigella_lawson_01_76WXrnh_86_thumb_893x0.jpg

    *fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap* EH!


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    #95
    Boskowski
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    This is insane. She is attractive for an old bird alright and the way she is looking right now chances are she once was a stunner.

    But fact is, she was! Now she is fat. And old. Ffs my granny was good looking once.


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    #96
    Dudess
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    LOL - if you didn't know her date of birth and there wasn't a link to that Daily Mail article about her putting on weight, you'd consider her hot too.


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    #97
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    realcam wrote: »
    Ffs my granny was good looking once.

    Pics?


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    #98
    Boskowski
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,361 ✭✭✭Boskowski


    Dudess wrote: »
    LOL - if you didn't know her date of birth and there wasn't a link to that Daily Mail article about her putting on weight, you'd consider her hot too.

    No, I'd consider her attractive and very interesting and well preserved and all that. But hot I would consider her not. Maybe I just dislike heavyness too much.


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    #99
    SheroN
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    realcam wrote: »
    No, I'd consider her attractive and very interesting and well preserved and all that. But hot I would consider her not. Maybe I just dislike heavyness too much.

    How's virginity working out for you?


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    #100
    g'em
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    Dudess wrote: »
    Yeah, she's really sexy. The orgasming thing she does when she's sucking her fingers and stuff while cooking is hilarious... but no doubt very arousing to many.

    I have no problem with you doing the durty on me with her.

    As long as I get to watch.

    And maybe join in.


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    #101
    Nodin
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    [quote=realcam;58322922

    But fact is, she was! Now she is fat. [/quote]

    Not fat. Curvaceous. Plump. Ripe. Juicy, even. Edible Certainly.


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    #102
    Dragan
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    SheroN wrote: »
    How's virginity working out for you?

    I don't think she is all that hot either. Good looking yes, hot i reserve for something a bit more special.


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    #103
    Dudess
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    realcam wrote: »
    No, I'd consider her attractive and very interesting and well preserved and all that. But hot I would consider her not. Maybe I just dislike heavyness too much.
    She's a good example of a woman who's curvy/voluptuous but she ain't slim and wouldn't be everybody's idea of attractive... what I don't understand though, is the age thing. Why bang on about how old she is? She looks good, she also looks a lot younger than almost 49 so what relevance does her age have? That's something I don't understand: "Wow, that woman is gorgeous... wait, she's 45." Suddenly not gorgeous - even though she's still the same person. Doesn't make sense.

    To be fair though, it seems it's usually women who go on with that sh1t moreso than men...


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    #104
    Boskowski
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    Dudess wrote: »
    She's a good example of a woman who's curvy/voluptuous but she ain't slim and wouldn't be everybody's idea of attractive... what I don't understand though, is the age thing. Why bang on about how old she is?

    I mentioned age, but that wouldn't put me off. It's really a personal taste thing with me and Nigella. :D Don't like plump girls.
    A fortysomething woman that I find hot is Nicole Kidman. Now you all go and slate me for that but I guess I just find a different type of woman 'hot'.


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    #105
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Nothing wrong whatsoever with you fancying Nicole Kidman (she is gorgeous; Moulin Rouge - phwoar!) and not fancying plump women... it's just you were saying "oh come on, she's OLD!!" as if it's not reasonable for people to fancy women of her age.


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    #106
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Dudess wrote: »
    it's just you were saying "oh come on, she's OLD!!" as if it's not reasonable for people to fancy women of her age.

    But then he said that his granny was good looking so...


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    #107
    MagicMarker
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    Nicole Kidman hasn't been hot for years. (eyes wide shut ftw)


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    #108
    Voodu Child
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    MagicMarker wrote: »
    Nicole Kidman hasn't been hot for years. (eyes wide shut ftw)
    She was hot in Batman, but then her face went all weird and plastic-surgery-y


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    #109
    stovelid
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    Chanced across the Nigella show myself.

    The phrase dead heat in a zeppelin race came to mind. Nyom.

    I did notice a touch of the Wislon Philips anomaly* though.

    * highly creative avoidance of fat band member/ fat parts of body by T.V cameras, that is no doubt passed off to fat band member as ' dynamic camera-work'.


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    #110
    Nodin
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    Well with the Phillips one, its not so much 'avoid' as 'hard to port'....


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    #111
    smellslikeshoes
    Registered Users Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭smellslikeshoes


    Dragan wrote: »
    I don't think she is all that hot either. Good looking yes, hot i reserve for something a bit more special.

    Looks wise she is quite pretty, not stunningly beautiful but definitely above average, what makes her hot is her personality and how she carries herself not to mention SHE CAN COOK.


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    #112
    MagicMarker
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    smellslikeshoes wrote: »
    Looks wise she is quite pretty, not stunningly beautiful but definitely above average, what makes her hot is her personality and how she carries herself not to mention SHE CAN COOK.
    and BOOBS!


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    #113
    smellslikeshoes
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    MagicMarker wrote: »
    and BOOBS!

    I didn't feel the need to mention them because they speak well enough for themselves.


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    #114
    javaboy
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    Dudess wrote: »
    She's a good example of a woman who's curvy/voluptuous but she ain't slim and wouldn't be everybody's idea of attractive...

    Funnily enough Kold of all people said she was his idea of a MILF.


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    #115
    Nolanger
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    She's not hot - bet if you saw her fat flabby thighs you'd think differently.


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    #116
    MagicMarker
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    Nolanger wrote: »
    She's not hot - bet if you saw her fat flabby thighs you'd think differently.
    Sigh... yes what with her being soooo overweight and all. :rolleyes:


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    #117
    Kold
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    javaboy wrote: »
    Funnily enough Kold of all people said she was his idea of a MILF.

    I can't actually think of a hot older woman of my sort of.. preference. That's weird. /wracks brain


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    #118
    Dudess
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    Madonna?


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    #119
    MagicMarker
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    Dudess wrote: »
    Madonna?
    *shudder*


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    #120
    g'em
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    Dudess wrote: »
    Madonna?
    Ew


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    #121
    Kold
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    Ew. I think it is the youthful aspect of young slim women. It just aint healthy after a certain age.


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