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Nigella Lawson

  • 18-12-2008 8:08pm
    #1
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭


    How can one person be so hot?

    Turn on BBC2 for proof of hotness.
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  • #2
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Yeah, she's really sexy. The orgasming thing she does when she's sucking her fingers and stuff while cooking is hilarious... but no doubt very arousing to many.


  • #3
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Dudess wrote: »
    Yeah, she's really sexy. The orgasming thing she does when she's sucking her fingers and stuff while cooking is hilarious... but no doubt very arousing to many.
    And she's got great boobs.


  • #4
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    Ha, I'm watching her little fruitcake special right now. What a woman!!


  • #5
    Jimbo
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    AND she can cook.


  • #6
    peasant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,819 ✭✭✭✭peasant


    You DO realise that all her "ho(o)tness" needs a counterbalance ...otherwise she'd fall over :D

    see here
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-489566/Is-Nigella-getting-bigger-star-weeks-by.html


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  • #7
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    Ha, she's 47, she's allowed to rock the plumpness! :p


  • #8
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    PillyPen wrote: »
    Ha, she's 47, she's allowed to rock the plumpness! :p
    :eek:

    I did not know that!! That just makes her hotter tbh.

    edit: she's actually 48 now.


  • #9
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    :eek:

    I did not know that!! That just makes her hotter tbh.

    I know! She must be added baby's blood to all her recipes to keep that youthful glow. :D


  • #10
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    PillyPen wrote: »
    Ha, she's 47, she's allowed to rock the plumpness! :p

    She's 48 actually.


  • #11
    Acacia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    The quintessential MILF.


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  • #12
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    javaboy wrote: »
    She's 48 actually.

    All apologies! That's one year hotter, tbh.


  • #13
    Peared
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Peared


    She does have great boobs.

    And hair.

    Not fair the way dark haired women get to have a glossy mane and us blondes never ever get really shiny hair.

    Anybody know how to remedy this?


  • #14
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,665 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    Carry on up the kitchen.


    You can't beat a sexy Jewess (JILF?) handling pork.


  • #15
    OPENROAD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    Hard to believe her father is the foremer Chancellor, Nigel Lawson.


  • #16
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    She looks a bit like Stacy London, no?

    http://www.celebrity-hair-styles-magazine.com/images/celebrity-hair-styles-and-colors-09.jpg


  • #17
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,665 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    And that she's already buried one hubby- john Diamond.


  • #18
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Ok, it's worrying me now.

    The way she talks.... anyone else think she provides elocution lessons to Russel Brand? They speak almost exactly alike, Brand albeit more extravagant.


  • #19
    GirlInterrupted
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    Peared wrote: »
    She does have great boobs.

    And hair.

    Not fair the way dark haired women get to have a glossy mane and us blondes never ever get really shiny hair.

    Anybody know how to remedy this?

    Dye.


  • #20
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    The music on this show is fabulous.


  • #21
    SeekUp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭SeekUp


    She also has a lovely voice.


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  • #22
    LeoGilly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 346 ✭✭LeoGilly


    Cooking in a dressing gown!! She was suppose to be doing a book signing in Bray on Saturday but cancel due to ilness!!!


  • #23
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    I would do bad bad things to her, oh yes I would... phwoar


  • #24
    starn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭starn


    She had a book signing on Grafton St yesterday. Looks like you started this thread 48 hours to late.

    If you ask nicely they might let you smell he seat


  • #25
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    starn wrote: »
    She had a book signing on Grafton St yesterday. Looks like you started this thread 48 hours to late.

    If you ask nicely they might let you smell he seat
    Just smell?


  • #26
    Spunj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 437 ✭✭Spunj


    Ulrika does Nigella on Vic and Bob

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L57BcmGB-E0


    Hmm embedding disabled - full link - http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=L57BcmGB-E0


  • #27
    Hellm0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭Hellm0


    SoWatchaWant wrote: »
    I would do bad bad things to her, oh yes I would... phwoar

    Such as?


  • #28
    OPENROAD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    She just said she was off to get dressed


  • #29
    Loopy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    I Love watching her and always thought the show was filmed in her own house. Its actually filmed in a studio in some shitty industrial estate..


  • #30
    Captain Ginger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Captain Ginger


    Her breasts must feel like nice big sandbags.


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  • #31
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    What is this bread sauce business??


  • #32
    GirlInterrupted
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    PillyPen wrote: »
    What is this bread sauce business??

    Its a Bechamel sauce with fine breadcrumbs, minced onions and some garlic, and its lovely with white meats such as turkey. A traditional Xmas extra, and very nice too!


  • #33
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    PillyPen wrote: »
    What is this bread sauce business??

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread_sauce

    Its for when you are worried the spuds, roast spuds, stuffing, and sauce won't be enough carbs, you add bread to it all.


  • #34
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    GirlInterrupted wrote: »
    Its a Bechamel sauce with fine breadcrumbs, minced onions and some garlic, and its lovely with white meats such as turkey. A traditional Xmas extra, and very nice too!

    Thanks! Do you put it on top of the meat like a gravy then?


  • #35
    monkeyfudge
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    I don't care how sexy she is... sprouts are still gross.


  • #36
    GirlInterrupted
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    PillyPen wrote: »
    Thanks! Do you put it on top of the meat like a gravy then?

    Yes, or on the side as preferred :).
    brianthebard wrote: »
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread_sauce

    Its for when you are worried the spuds, roast spuds, stuffing, and sauce won't be enough carbs, you add bread to it all.

    Thats why its generally only an Xmas accompainment, philistine!


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  • #37
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    PillyPen wrote: »
    She looks a bit like Stacy London, no?

    http://www.celebrity-hair-styles-magazine.com/images/celebrity-hair-styles-and-colors-09.jpg

    Please, that one looks like a wet leather handbag. Nigella is so much hotter.


  • #38
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,321 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    I don't care how sexy she is... sprouts are still gross.

    Sprouts are like pubes........

    You push them to one side and keep eating


  • #39
    GirlInterrupted
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    I don't care how sexy she is... sprouts are still gross.

    Sprouts, done well, are absolutely delicious. Really, they are.

    Cook until just al dente and toss in toasted sesame seeds and melted butter with some black pepper. Mmmmmm.


  • #40
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    GirlInterrupted wrote: »
    Yes, or on the side as preferred :).



    Thats why its generally only an Xmas accompainment, philistine!

    Philistine?!? *looks it up* No way, I'm totally bohemian! (plus I've never had bread sauce)


  • #41
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    GirlInterrupted wrote: »
    Sprouts, done well, are absolutely delicious. Really, they are.

    Cook until just al dente and toss in toasted sesame seeds and melted butter with some black pepper. Mmmmmm.
    Everything tastes better in butter.


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  • #42
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    GirlInterrupted could be boards own Nigella. What do you think GI?


  • #43
    SoWatchaWant
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    The Master wrote: »
    Sprouts are like pubes........

    You push them to one side and keep eating

    Only significant to those of us who eat pubes with their dinner:confused:

    Oh no-wait...


  • #44
    GirlInterrupted
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    brianthebard wrote: »
    GirlInterrupted could be boards own Nigella. What do you think GI?

    I'm better looking...:cool:


  • #45
    RoundyMooney
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    Ever notice she rarely comes out from behind the breakfast bar?

    I remember her dad back in the eighties and his well publicised weight loss. He mustn't have liked her cooking much.


  • #46
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    GirlInterrupted wrote: »
    I'm better looking...:cool:

    Well I was going to say that, but thought it was just self evident.


  • #47
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    RoundyMooney wrote: »
    Ever notice she rarely comes out from behind the breakfast bar?

    I remember her dad back in the eighties and his well publicised weight loss. He mustn't have liked her cooking much.
    When she was crumbling the ginger bread there was a fair amount in view, she is quite voluptuous it has to be said, but I'm not complaining!

    She has an 'hourglass' figure, how big the hourglass is makes no difference to me:)


  • #48
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Yes, she always had a certain sexiness about her.


  • #49
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    She has an 'hourglass' figure, how big the hourglass is makes no difference to me:)

    Yep. Just as long as she's filled with thousands of grains of sand. Hot!


  • #50
    GirlInterrupted
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    Everything tastes better in butter.

    Almost everything.
    RoundyMooney wrote: »
    Ever notice she rarely comes out from behind the breakfast bar?

    She's just too much woman for the masses.
    brianthebard wrote: »
    Well I was going to say that, but thought it was just self evident.

    Smooth. :o.


  • #51
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Yeah but is she as hot as Rachel Allen?

    http://www.moldfoodfestival.co.uk/images/pages/celebrity_rachel.jpg

    I reckon Allen is the wife, Lawson is the mistress.


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