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Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

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  • #212
    So Glad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,472 ✭✭✭So Glad


    bazolsen wrote:
    Found behind big brothers bed...

    How detailed.


  • #213
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/8718/toomuchbeerrz7.gif


  • #214
    RoundyMooney
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    So coy, ye wimmins.

    :D


  • #215
    little lady
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 339 ✭✭little lady


    Very disappointing


  • #216
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Mind you, despite his grin, he doesn't look very "satisfied" either, judging by the angle you've drawn him at! :p:D


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  • #217
    louisecm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 289 ✭✭louisecm


    This thread is amazing! :D


  • #218
    LilKitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 163 ✭✭LilKitty


    louisecm wrote:
    This thread is amazing! :D

    Reminds me of that Sex in the City episode. What did Samantha say? "You can put it in now". "It is in". Something like that!:D


  • #219
    chazza_2007ie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34 ✭chazza_2007ie


    classic thread, by lookin at half the pics i have done most of them hehe first time tho i was 15 drank a few bottles cudnt handle it n ended up cryin half way through, cudnt handle the drink n it been my first time with the guy i was with, was terrrible


  • #220
    LilKitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 163 ✭✭LilKitty


    chazza_2007ie wrote:
    classic thread, by lookin at half the pics i have done most of them hehe first time tho i was 15 drank a few bottles cudnt handle it n ended up cryin half way through, cudnt handle the drink n it been my first time with the guy i was with, was terrrible

    You're a woman? Or a gay man? Your name made me think you were totally a male.:confused:


  • #221
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    bazolsen wrote:
    Found behind big brothers bed...

    I'd get that looked at if i was you.


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  • #222
    patrickc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,055 ✭✭✭patrickc


    chazza2007 is all women i can vouch for that :rolleyes:


  • #223
    brianthebard
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    Less chat more ms paint porn


  • #224
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    you get off on it don't ya:eek:


  • #225
    Pepe LeFrits
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    solo and multi.

    late night missionary left out as its too boring to be worth drawing


  • #226
    chazza_2007ie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34 ✭chazza_2007ie


    LilKitty wrote:
    You're a woman? Or a gay man? Your name made me think you were totally a male.:confused:


    im all female :D


  • #227
    R0ot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    Feck was I embarrassed :o
    http://www.gotr0ot.net/download/myfirst.jpg


  • #228
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    tut tut Root

    Always test the "water" first


  • #229
    brianthebard
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    R0ot wrote:
    Feck was I embarrassed :o
    http://www.gotr0ot.net/download/myfirst.jpg

    That's almost as good as "sorry, wrong hole!"


  • #230
    mc nuggets
    Closed Accounts Posts: 500 ✭✭✭mc nuggets


    well where else did she expect you to put it


  • #231
    R0ot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    mc nuggets wrote:
    well where else did she expect you to put it

    /me wonders if people actually understand what I was talking about.... :rolleyes:


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  • #232
    drdre
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,241 ✭✭✭drdre


    basquille wrote:
    2nd post in... woot!

    Excellent :)


  • #233
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    R0ot wrote:
    /me wonders if people actually understand what I was talking about.... :rolleyes:
    we do now..


  • #234
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    mc nuggets wrote:
    well where else did she expect you to put it
    ROLF!!


  • #235
    Mr Magnolia
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,445 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr Magnolia


    R0ot wrote:
    /me wonders if people actually understand what I was talking about.... :rolleyes:


    bus-driver sex*



    More MS paint :)





    *Pull out to avoid the child


  • #236
    Jonesy3110
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 281 ✭✭Jonesy3110


    Wouldnt it be interesting If two people posted on this board, who's first time was actually with each other?


  • #237
    Jonesy3110
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 281 ✭✭Jonesy3110


    Ah Im done wondering.. heres my paint porn. Im the one in the fishnet stockings.


  • #238
    LilKitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 163 ✭✭LilKitty


    Jonesy3110 wrote:
    Ah Im done wondering.. heres my paint porn. Im the one in the fishnet stockings.

    That boring was it?


  • #239
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,725 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Not a first time, but sex-orientated...

    Ever wonder what happens to those condoms you flush down the loo? Someone has to count them as they migrate upstream: if they reach a critical mass the plumbers have to be called in.

    I call this one "Counting Condoms with the Old Man"


  • #240
    beer enigma
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    wild......just wild......


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  • #241
    R0ot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    Andip wrote:
    wild......just wild......

    Anyone else confused? :confused:


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