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  • #7232
    _Kaiser_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 29,540 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    A: Oh my god.. they killed Bambi?! :eek:

    Q: should I order in, or make something?


  • #7233
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    order in!

    Q. why am i still wearing my sunglasses..


  • #7234
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,922 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    to hide embarassing bruises

    will you have to be told twice next time ?


  • #7235
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Probably, I never listen.

    Q: Why did the elephant cross the motorway?


  • #7236
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,922 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    it was the chickens day off

    why do elephants have big ears ?


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  • #7237
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: They like to listen in on other people's conversations.

    Q: Does this mean they have heard what you have said?


  • #7238
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    not until every who
    in the streets
    in their house
    on their feet
    not until every grosser
    every courier
    every toaster
    join together
    in a chorus
    will they ever hear us

    will you join us?


  • #7239
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,769 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Creative.


    Why sleep on Saturday nights?


  • #7240
    _Kaiser_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 29,540 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    cause Im old

    and am I the only one who's cold?


  • #7241
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Yes.

    Q: Where are my millions?


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  • #7242
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,769 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Some guy from Nigeria collected them.


    Any moola for a cup of java?


  • #7243
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Sorry I've none.

    Q: Do you know Banacle Bill?


  • #7244
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    no but hear hes great craic!

    good wknd?


  • #7245
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: :confused::confused:

    Q: Could you define wknd for me - I like words to be spelt right :p


  • #7246
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    W-E-E-K-E-N-D!!!

    arent you a right biatch this morning??:D


  • #7247
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I suppose so.

    Q: Did you know it will soon be afternoon?


  • #7248
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    yea ray just said!!

    you like afternoon?


  • #7249
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Yes, I like the afternoon.

    Q: Do people with bad grammer give you heartburn too? :D


  • #7250
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    stop being mean to me, im tired, you're lucky it makes sense at all!!

    Didnt you miss me at all?D


  • #7251
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: yes, I most certainly did. You owe me €20.

    Q: Can I have the €20 now please?


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  • #7252
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    WTF....NO, you cant....im skint!

    wont you lend me 20?


  • #7253
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Q+A: 20 spuds, is it? :D


  • #7254
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    well yes, that would nearly do..i cant afford them either!

    But will you cook for me?


  • #7255
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: If I have to.

    Q: I don't have to be some sort of naked chef, do I??


  • #7256
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    no

    what's a good forum to post on?


  • #7257
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I don't know

    is jet another spineless admin?


  • #7258
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I don't know.

    Q: Have you multiple personality disorder??


  • #7259
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    We don't consider that a disorder

    Do you hack and vandalize websites?


  • #7260
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Only in my spare time.

    Q: Do you eat meat from diseased animals?


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  • #7261
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I was banned

    are you leading me on?


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