Q & A Thread

Red Hand

For you Matt, any day!



That sounded soooooo smarmy and upper middle class, eh?

Lust4Life

You can be smarmy and middle class if you want to be.


Do you want to be?

Red Hand

Only sometimes, like when I'm skint and smarmless. Hi Lusty! Waves

The Nest is so quite these days. Is there a recession on?

Black Swan

Me thinks that the Nest has been quiet cause Lusty has been snow blowing, slipping and sliding on ice, and hanging out at her favourite java place.

Off for stenuous exercise in half a hour, how about you?

Red Hand

Bed, then work, then back to my county of origin.

What will I do then?

Black Swan

Write poems to your g/f?


Will you hike?

Red Hand

Yes, I need to get out in the fresh air again.

Would you come with me?:p

Black Swan

Depends.


Depends on the meaning of one of your words, which is?

Red Hand

Wood.

Replace it with "could".


Would you, with the word you had in miind?

Black Swan

Claims to read my mind.



Wood or would, you used both? Wood would be?

Red Hand

Wood would be, well, of a woody nature.:)

So the answer is no then?

randylonghorn

From me, DEFINITELY!

Would you two like a room?

Black Swan

And walk barefoot in the park.


You all must be asleep?

Matt Holck

I should be.

everything humming?

Red Hand

Nope, frequent washing helps keep that at bay.

To porridge or not, that is the question?

Black Swan

Hope you are well fed.


You might need your strength to fend off creatures of the night?

Red Hand

I'd use my sword to do that!

Wouldn't that be the ideal solution?

Black Swan

You'd have to get past my guard and thrust deep.


How would you distract me?

Red Hand

Disguise myself as something cute and furry, and await to be petted.:p

But that wouldn't work, would it?

Black Swan

A Fox might do.


But a Fox might wander off south on the weekend for his den?

Kojak

A: He won't if he is contracted to Bertie Ahern.

Q: Will Bush live in Co. Clare when he retires??

Donegal Lass

no, he's guna reside in MAY-HO!!

nice eh?

Red Hand

Bush covered in mayo...^^^^

Is that what ye wimmin like?:eek:

Kojak

A: Don't ask me.

Q: What is the difference between a duck?

Capt'n Midnight

A. One of it's legs are both the same.

Q. I've a brace of ducks in a bag, if you can guess how many there you can have them both. (how many ducks?)

Kojak

A: 74.5

Q Am I right??

randylonghorn

That's your answer to everything!

What the heck was the original question?

Matt Holck

neanderthals breeding with homo-erectuses

or is that erecti ?

Capt'n Midnight

neither because they used AI

how many legs does a Bombay Duck have ?

boneless

None. It's a fish.

Who killed Bambi?