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Q & A Thread

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Q+A: Perhaps a scandelously revealing thong??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Not with my "problem".

    Why is there a man on a ladder outside my window?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Because you are so fascinating!



    Could boards be any slower? Grrrrrrrr!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Its a conspiracy, Lusty, they don't want us to post!

    Will you join my brigade of revolutionaries? The fajitja is in your hand!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    whose in charge?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I volunteer... I have a red flag!! No Passeran!!!


    Should I really have put my finger in there?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 209 ✭✭pimpy_c


    You should have put in 2!



    Why is my hair blue?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Because you're really a smurf.

    Is poppa smurf really dead?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭Zapho


    The Smurfs managed to freeze papa smurf just before he died in the hope that a cure would be found in the future.

    Will the pumpkins ever fully get back together?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Who knows :confused:

    Q: Can you solve Global warming??


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    no but im sure you think you can!

    it has something to do with bananas doesn't it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Kids nowaday! Tsk! Ye think everything can be solved with bananas!

    Anyway, shouldn't Hail to the Chimp own the copyright to the term "banana" if it is used with tCN?


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,233 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Kids nowaday! Tsk! Ye think everything can be solved with bananas!

    Anyway, shouldn't Hail to the Chimp own the copyright to the term "banana" if it is used with tCN?
    No you can't patent the produce of nature. And you can't copyright "banana" as the copyright expired sometime around 1924. This being the reason Abe Simpson had to buy "yellow fatty beans" when he was young.

    If you sing happy birthday at a 21st how much do you need to pay IMRO ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Your talking 6 figures there, mate :D

    Q: Is Valentine's Day just a conspiracy by the large shops to make us believe that we must buy something nice for our "significant other"?


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,233 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    No no, you are thinking of "love day"

    If you were to take your other half to Whitefriar Street church and show them the body, do you still need to buy a gift ?


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    * stomps through the thread giving everyone some very rough sexy lovin' *


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Q+A: Is that a question? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    no!

    did you really think it was?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I wasn't sure. :confused:

    Q: Why wasn't I sure?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    it's like it
    budded bloomed and grew a pumpkin that
    rotted fumed collasping shrunken

    was there a parralel surge of interest?


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Talks like Yoda.


    What's for fun this weekend?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    There is a weekend now?:eek: No plans...

    What are YOU doing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Not much.

    Q: Why did you want to know?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Coordinating schedules.


    Anything happening Sat night?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    I'm sitting on Sat night.

    You?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Plan to seduce someone.


    How about you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Q+A: Washing my hair...but I could always help another wash theirs?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Q+A: With petrol, I presume? :D


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    "Fingers" makes me Pink!


    Kamelot? You like?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I don't know

    Q: Where have all the flowers gone?


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