Q & A Thread

Red Hand

Trying to take over the world!

What is the "day after"?

Black Swan

Follows the night of your favourite recreation.


What's your favourite eating utensil?

Kojak

A: Me hands

Q: Why was I barred friom the restaurant??

Black Swan

For being too handy.


Wouldn't you rather spoon?

Kojak

A: No, I find them offensive.

Q: Do you??

Black Swan

To spoon is fun.



Of course, some like to fork?

Red Hand

There are certain utensils that can both fork and spoon simulataeously.

Now isn't that a wonder?

Sporks are man's greatest thingy, with stuff.

Can I have a spork?

Black Swan

Seems such things would multiply.


Would you eat with one?

Only if cheese is involved.

Wil my dress be ready for the big dance?

Red Hand

Maybe if the slaves work overtime.

Hot date with Alexander the Great?:p

Black Swan

Only if you wear a kilt.


Is this getting a little too cheesy?

Red Hand

Shweetie, it's so full of holes that thish ish a net rather than a wheel of cheese!

Does bacon dress well?

Black Swan

Hot bacon on my spinich salad.


Are you hungry for it?

Red Hand

OK, with sort of statement, I won't bother with napkin, knife and fork or plates.:eek:

Is randiness airborn?

Black Swan

Cyberborne.



Makes for an interesting programme?

Kojak

A: I suppose so

Q: Who smells feet?

Black Swan

Washed in the balm of a lover's dew perhaps you.


Can you see the imagery?

Kojak

A: I think I can

Q: Where have all the flowers gone??

Black Swan

Girls have picked them every one.


When will they ever learn?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Girls will never learn...

Is that why I like them so much?

Kojak

Q+A: I thought you liked mules?

Black Swan

Two mules for Sister Serra



Do films pop into your head sometimes?

Red Hand

Cling is hard to get out of ones head, sticks to everything.

Did you moisturise today?

Black Swan

After shaving my legs.


What do you do after shaving your face?

Red Hand

I curl my hair with hot tongs and wax.

Can you see the moon from where you are?

Black Swan

It's Full (Blue tries to howl...).


Does a full Moon get to you?

Red Hand

If its a shapely female moon, then yes.:)

How many more moons are there to be?

Black Swan

Gives a whole new meaning to The Man in the Moon.


Are you Mooning me?

Matt Holck

the incandescence sparkles off your body hair

could you smile?